Leaked Recording at US/Canada Crossing

mccumcumber

Well-Known Member
ordinarily i would agree with this wholeheartedly. but when you're crossing an international border the principle of it is (almost) besides the point. i mouth off to cops frequently, but i would never doing when crossing the border, especially into a country that has gotten a little hair-triggerish with "invaders". that driver was a douchebag. lucky for him he was headed to the right place. i'm sure he feels right at home in the states with the rest of us douchebags. i'd bet an oz the guy was originally from conneticut...
Doubtful... that level of douchery is usually a trait of a Bostonian.
 

Total Head

Well-Known Member
Doubtful... that level of douchery is usually a trait of a Bostonian.
could be. could be. but the accent would be more pronouced. and at the end he would have said, "ya mutha's a slut and ya fatha holds the money". my money's still on conneticut.
 

Unnk

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lol guys this is EVERYDAY at border crossings

this shit is no joke

Never was like this before 7-8 years ago

Take it from somone thats travels that toll and hte other major toll just a couple miles from this one to get into canada that it isnt a isolated incident getting back form canada can be a BITCH

edit ps:

as well i suggest you just comply wtih the assholes as well because no matter what rights you have anywhere boarder crossings are customs territory they could shoot your ass and not have to explain it. NO MANS LAND
 

canuckgrow

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You think that is bad...You should see the customs agents who deal with the truck drivers all day long LOL....Make that guy look like mary poppins....they got this one border guard in Pt. Huron,Mi. that is known as Satan.....She is without a doubt the meanest bitch on the planet. Lots of Stories about her to keep little truckers scared for a long time.

I have crossed every border point between Canada and The US going both ways at least once and the only thing I can say is no matter how much of a stuntcock you think you are when you enter their world you are the bitch in the relationship. If you walk and talk like a bitch for them and I am not kidding you could smuggle a fucking nuclear device into America right under their noses. It really is all about being submissive to feed their massive alpha attitudes.
 

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member
You think that is bad...You should see the customs agents who deal with the truck drivers all day long LOL....Make that guy look like mary poppins....they got this one border guard in Pt. Huron,Mi. that is known as Satan.....She is without a doubt the meanest bitch on the planet. Lots of Stories about her to keep little truckers scared for a long time.

I have crossed every border point between Canada and The US going both ways at least once and the only thing I can say is no matter how much of a stuntcock you think you are when you enter their world you are the bitch in the relationship. If you walk and talk like a bitch for them and I am not kidding you could smuggle a fucking nuclear device into America right under their noses. It really is all about being submissive to feed their massive alpha attitudes.
HAHAHA fuck that mofo....the bluewater bridge? i hate that place with every ounce of my soul!
 

april

Pickle Queen
I remember way back when i went to niagara falls and we paid a quater to walk through the turn dial thing lol no guards, nothing
But i've crossed many times with green on me since, all you do is smile and kiss their ass, thy like being called SIR lol
 

canuckgrow

Well-Known Member
I remember way back when i went to niagara falls and we paid a quater to walk through the turn dial thing lol no guards, nothing
But i've crossed many times with green on me since, all you do is smile and kiss their ass, thy like being called SIR lol
Thats exactly what they want.....These people are so easily fooled,,,but you gotta stroke'em a little first LOL
 

OregonMeds

Well-Known Member
You think that's bad?

You are all potential terrorists period, especially if you don't politely kiss ass and take it every time. Technically those of you who have just posted attitude online could be enough to get you nailed with the thought crime division of the gheshtapo, to proactively preventitively prevent potential future terrorism:
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George Orwell's 1984 came late.
 

GibbsIt89

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ouch, sucks to be u USA.. wtf else is new like really.. the states are fucked up all day every day. i just come visit for the cheap shit lol.
 

JohnnyGreenfingers

Well-Known Member
The guy could have handled it better, but jesus christ I hate Law Enforcement anymore. Nice of my countrymen, they protected me from the terrible dangers of some guy and his wife spending their money here. I don't know about you kids, but I sure will sleep better tonight.
 

Moses Mobetta

Well-Known Member
I'm embarrased to be an American after this . Gross abuse of power . Fascism at it's finest and Hitler would be proud come to mind . Every one is a terro... whatever .
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
"What stores?"

OK let's see now ...

Discount Belt-fed Warehouse
Bed Bath and Bombs
Adult Toys "R" Us
Khalid's Kheat-seeking Khardware Kharem
Pornstrom's
Katana Kabana
Shooters
The Meth Hall
Fire and Forget
Knucks 'N' Chucks
Sabot More To Me
Silencers Is Golden
DetoNation

and of course ... Target
cn
 

JohnnyGreenfingers

Well-Known Member
"What stores?"

OK let's see now ...

Discount Belt-fed Warehouse
Bed Bath and Bombs
Adult Toys "R" Us
Khalid's Kheat-seeking Khardware Kharem
Pornstrom's
Katana Kabana
Shooters
The Meth Hall
Fire and Forget
Knucks 'N' Chucks
Sabot More To Me
Silencers Is Golden
DetoNation

and of course ... Target
cn
BANG!
"In other news tonight, American border security shot and killed a large but witty polar bear attempting to enter the country."
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
BANG!
"In other news tonight, American border security shot and killed a large but witty polar bear attempting to enter the country."
The following is 100% true.
In '03 i had an opportunity to execute on a lifelong dream ... and I took it. I went coast-to-coast on a Harley. I saw fit to loop around the north shore of Lake Superior, so had to cross the border NE of Duluth. I was the only motorcyclist for minutes and miles, and I looked about eight days' ripe, mostly because I was.
The border guy asked me if I was riding alone.
Still processing 250 miles, I quipped "Just me an' the voices."
For about five seconds there, I could see him thinking about it, while I kept the scream of "oh shit!" of ten billion suddenly-very-attentive neurons from leaking past the *special* liner of my helmet.
Then three cars (one with a trailer) crested the rise behind me, and he rolled his eyes and snarled "welcome to Canada." We silently thanked him and tiptoed off as quietly as a loaded bagger sporting a Thunderheader could manage. cn
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Ohhhh yes. It cured me of being ... well, me ... at border crossings. I will say, though ... my week with friends in Canada was a blast. Good times. cn
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Economically, I fear they suffer from the same globalizing decadence as the rest of the developed world. But in terms of temperament and social culture, I felt much more at ease in the places I did go than here home in the 'Stan. I wonder what would happen if someone scored a Tim Hortons franchise somewhere along the 99. cn
 
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