2 years shit most relationships dont even last that long especially with no sex
makes people wander
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2 years shit most relationships dont even last that long especially with no sex
makes people wander
ohmy
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ya have room for me and my doggies in that bed?What a coincidence. You know that dick t-bird guy who doesn't want me? I'm in his bed seeing this picture for the first time right now.
The room is a mess, too
I blame the sheets.
xKuroiTaimax
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Whee, doggies
I still think they must be cursed anti sex life sheets. Haven't had any fun for over a year and even before that sporadically or one-sided. I blame the cursed stripes.
I still think they must be cursed anti sex life sheets. Haven't had any fun for over a year and even before that sporadically or one-sided. I blame the cursed stripes.
ohmy
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Damn hunny I can change that real fast... pack a bag... go to air port and let me know when ya are going to land
I will pick ya up with one all ready rolled ...P.s bring the sheets 
SirShmokeAlot225
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SirShmokeAlot225
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say girl, ill bring you new sheets and we will break them in haha
Blue Wizard
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You can make C3 out of bleach. I read that in the Anarchists Cook Book, my friend got his copy from Barnes and Noble.
ohmy
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have to show us that trick, maybe can blow the fat off a few of them big girls with it and make em cuteYou can make C3 out of bleach. I read that in the Anarchists Cook Book, my friend got his copy from Barnes and Noble.
ohmy
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Hey She was with me last night...She only had 100 happy meals last night
RawBudzski
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Yeah I just revealed my grow to some chick I knew from way back, yeah it got me laid.. now I am kinda in a tough spot, she has a man long-distance. So my only two options are, one..Make her my woman, or Two.. destroy her.
SirShmokeAlot225
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hahahahahaha only....
i bet her name was Shamoo huh?
ohmy
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careful she does not get mad at ya and destroy you, I do not trust anything that bleeds for a week every month and does not die
SirShmokeAlot225
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and if those fail theres always option 3, shave your face/head, pack up all your buds, destroy whats left of the evidence and start truckin it to some unknown location and start over. lol
ohmy
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lol said she was cutting back for 120 cheese burgers to only 100 now
ohmy
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that would be a smart thing
Find an area with lots of big girls and set up an ice cream shop so ya can get rich fast
SirShmokeAlot225
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aww cmon now. not all fat chicks like ice cream. but they all LOVE twinkies!!! i like to saddle me up a big one and tie a twinkie to a stick and lead her around for all the kids to ride. make bank, instead of a pony ride heres a shamoo ride!that would be a smart thing
ohmy
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lol Deep fried twinkies.. I love that idea, Could hook em to a car and sit on the roof holdding twinkies over her all day and give green rides, should be able to get a tax cut for that to
scroglodyte
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Starlene from the trailer park likes Twinkies.
SirShmokeAlot225
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hahahahaha we so need the like button back!!
mmmm fried twinkies... ill have to bust out the fried oreos too!