The bible says how much of an inconsiderate dick that god is. READ THIS

[SilasZaneB]

Theres a story in the bible, and it starts like this.



Job was a hard working, nice, and god loving man.
day after day he praised god and thanked him for being so wealthy, and having such a beautiful family.

so one day, the devil goes to god, and says "Job only praises you, and loves you because of all you have given him! If you were to take it away, he would stop following you!"
so god got a brilliant idea! He was going to prove the devil wrong!!!

first god started out by completely destroying Jobs business he has worked on his entire life.
After doing so god says "see, he still worships me!" But the devil disagreed yet again.

so God went for another solution, and this was that he sent a wind that made a house crash down, but inside the house, was Jobs entire family.. they all died
again god said "see, he still worships me!!!" , devil just disagreed again!!

Lastly god got the idea that would be icing on the cake! He plagued Job with terrible and hideous BOILS!


So god did prove his point, after completely destroying a mans life and pushing him to the edge of nothingness, just so he can tell the devil "told you so! HA HA HA"



WAIT TO GO GOD! YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM!

 

[CaptainTripps]

The bible = fairy tales. Written by humans, to control other humans.

 

[Farfenugen]

god is a dog and the devil lived

 

[FlyLikeAnEagle]

Religion or the bible have nothing to do with God. The quicker the world realizes this the better off it will be.

 

[dankerous]

I had to prove this part of the bible to a christian that didn't believe it was in there,Im an atheist and seem to know religion/myths and beliefs better than most that actually follow the b/s,I like to learn how it all relates and all comes from the same origin story,that has been Chinese whispered around the world,just like Christianity has done itself.

Also God only did it as the devil told him too?,if god is all knowing he wouldnt get tricked by lucifer would he?

Theres a story in the bible, and it starts like this.



Job was a hard working, nice, and god loving man.
day after day he praised god and thanked him for being so wealthy, and having such a beautiful family.

so one day, the devil goes to god, and says "Job only praises you, and loves you because of all you have given him! If you were to take it away, he would stop following you!"
so god got a brilliant idea! He was going to prove the devil wrong!!!

first god started out by completely destroying Jobs business he has worked on his entire life.
After doing so god says "see, he still worships me!" But the devil disagreed yet again.

so God went for another solution, and this was that he sent a wind that made a house crash down, but inside the house, was Jobs entire family.. they all died
again god said "see, he still worships me!!!" , devil just disagreed again!!

Lastly god got the idea that would be icing on the cake! He plagued Job with terrible and hideous BOILS!


So god did prove his point, after completely destroying a mans life and pushing him to the edge of nothingness, just so he can tell the devil "told you so! HA HA HA"



WAIT TO GO GOD! YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM!

 

[BA142]

Religion or the bible have nothing to do with God. The quicker the world realizes this the better off it will be.

Except the reason Religion even exists is basically to explain how this all got here, and now we're starting to understand...Religion and God's are directly related

[video=youtube;4238NN8HMgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4238NN8HMgQ[/video]

 

[FlyLikeAnEagle]

Except the reason Religion even exists is basically to explain how this all got here, and now we're starting to understand...Religion and God's are directly related

No, religion exists for one group of people to control another group of people, its the farthest thing from God. But if it seems logical to you that snakes talk and sending telepathic messages to a jewish zombie will make you live forever then have at it.

 

[ChronicObsession]

Theres a story in the bible, and it starts like this.



Job was a hard working, nice, and god loving man.
day after day he praised god and thanked him for being so wealthy, and having such a beautiful family.

so one day, the devil goes to god, and says "Job only praises you, and loves you because of all you have given him! If you were to take it away, he would stop following you!"
so god got a brilliant idea! He was going to prove the devil wrong!!!

first god started out by completely destroying Jobs business he has worked on his entire life.
After doing so god says "see, he still worships me!" But the devil disagreed yet again.

so God went for another solution, and this was that he sent a wind that made a house crash down, but inside the house, was Jobs entire family.. they all died
again god said "see, he still worships me!!!" , devil just disagreed again!!

Lastly god got the idea that would be icing on the cake! He plagued Job with terrible and hideous BOILS!


So god did prove his point, after completely destroying a mans life and pushing him to the edge of nothingness, just so he can tell the devil "told you so! HA HA HA"



WAIT TO GO GOD! YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM!

They are not stories more than Fox news is News. What does your fail interpretation of the bible have to do with starting a new thread for intelligent reasons? Oh no, you just made this to mock the Bible. Wow! I hope Satan pays you like a good little B**** for your hard work in snaring all the sheep with your public interpretation defecation of the Bible. If you don't want to be with God, then go join the New World Order movement! oh wait, you are the new world order slave clean it up buddy, your judgement and everyone else's is coming. Do you think we are building up Happy Land in the middle east? No, we are getting ready to wage war, the biggest ever. Maybe you would be better off joining the fight instead of slouching around and talking shit on the Holy Bible.

 

[mudminer]

They are not stories more than Fox news is News. What does your fail interpretation of the bible have to do with starting a new thread for intelligent reasons? Oh no, you just made this to mock the Bible. Wow! I hope Satan pays you like a good little B**** for your hard work in snaring all the sheep with your public interpretation defecation of the Bible. If you don't want to be with God, then go join the New World Order movement! oh wait, you are the new world order slave clean it up buddy, your judgement and everyone else's is coming. Do you think we are building up Happy Land in the middle east? No, we are getting ready to wage war, the biggest ever. Maybe you would be better off joining the fight instead of slouching around and talking shit on the Holy Bible.

Uh oh. We all should be careful not to say mean things about the man made fourth member of the Godhead called the "Holy Bible". Sweet tap dancin Jesus. Just like a bunch of fucking hypocrites.... err....uh....christians. Waging war on folks who dont think like them. Oh....but wait....thats what they blame fanatical Islam for. Then again wasnt it Jews and Islam that these same idiots tried to convert by waging war on them until they "saw the Light" 900yrs ago? That turned into a big tin panty spankin if you dont have a problem with actual history that is. Talk about a bunch of enema nozzles that cant learn from their own mistakes. What are you waging war on the middle east for this time. Did somone poo-poo your bedtime story book? If youre in fact not talking about christians waging war on the middle east calm down and try to articulate your thoughts better. Who is "we" and why do they/you want to wage war on the mid-east. You really made it sound like something personal between christians and the mid east. The absurdity of which is what Im responding to. And your deification of a book of course. **P.S.- if you dont like a thread you dont have to take part in it. Maybe you are a disruptive ass and should therefore, excuse yourself from participation.**

 

[Pipe Dream]

Except the reason Religion even exists is basically to explain how this all got here, and now we're starting to understand...Religion and God's are directly related

[video=youtube;4238NN8HMgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4238NN8HMgQ[/video]

i don't understand your comment because the video contradicts intelligent design.

 

[ChronicObsession]

Uh oh. We all should be careful not to say mean things about the man made fourth member of the Godhead called the "Holy Bible". Sweet tap dancin Jesus. Just like a bunch of fucking hypocrites.... err....uh....christians. Waging war on folks who dont think like them. Oh....but wait....thats what they blame fanatical Islam for. Then again wasnt it Jews and Islam that these same idiots tried to convert by waging war on them until they "saw the Light" 900yrs ago? That turned into a big tin panty spankin if you dont have a problem with actual history that is. Talk about a bunch of enema nozzles that cant learn from their own mistakes. What are you waging war on the middle east for this time. Did somone poo-poo your bedtime story book? If youre in fact not talking about christians waging war on the middle east calm down and try to articulate your thoughts better. Who is "we" and why do they/you want to wage war on the mid-east. You really made it sound like something personal between christians and the mid east. The absurdity of which is what Im responding to. And your deification of a book of course. **P.S.- if you dont like a thread you dont have to take part in it. Maybe you are a disruptive ass and should therefore, excuse yourself from participation.**

You guys turn into flamming homos very fast once someone dares to knock on your darwinian tales of gobbledygook. I'm outt. There's sleeping to be done.

 

[sso]

god is a scandinavian word.originally it was used about characters such as thor and odin.the deity of the bible is called jehova.in the opinion of humans, there have been many gods and many One gods.jehova is just one of a multitude (why do you think of the 10 commandments (the only rules in existence ) say , first of all, worship only jehova, not other gods (the priests of jehova´s are admitting that there are other gods and that they would be jelous if you worshipped them (worship is power and money, what are donations today, used to be tithes (10% of everything tax, paid yearly)bit silly calling jehova god (As in The god)when its just an irrational primitive´s man idea of an supreme being (supreme, yet needs armies and dolls to play with..)

 

[mudminer]

god is a scandinavian word.originally it was used about characters such as thor and odin.the deity of the bible is called jehova.in the opinion of humans, there have been many gods and many One gods.jehova is just one of a multitude (why do you think of the 10 commandments (the only rules in existence ) say , first of all, worship only jehova, not other gods (the priests of jehova´s are admitting that there are other gods and that they would be jelous if you worshipped them (worship is power and money, what are donations today, used to be tithes (10% of everything tax, paid yearly)bit silly calling jehova god (As in The god)when its just an irrational primitive´s man idea of an supreme being (supreme, yet needs armies and dolls to play with..)

In the jewish faith alone there are +/- 613 mitzvot (laws/sins) some of omission some of comission. they are all believed to have descended from the first ten, having been expounded on by men making sure God had it all right.

 

[mudminer]

You guys turn into flamming homos very fast once someone dares to knock on your darwinian tales of gobbledygook. I'm outt. There's sleeping to be done.

Thank you kindly for excusing yourself. (or was your boyfriend threatening to cut you off if you didnt get to bed. Homo.) Really? Your own quote for your sig. Confirmation that youre one of those folks who are obsessed with the sound of their own voice.

 

[Zaehet Strife]

evolution is a theory... well guess what, gravity is a theory too.

 

[tyler.durden]

Yep. Electronics is also a theory, and my laptop, flat-screen, Android phone, and stereo work very well, thank you...

 

[pplayer104]

Firstly God did not do those things to Job. He allowed Satan to do those things because Satan didn't believe someone who had faith in God and had a very comfortable life, would still have faith if all his worldly possessions were taking away. No matter what Satan did Job continued to have faith. So Satan then tells God if you take away his health Job will curse you. So Job than gets boils all over his body. Even then he did not curse God. Job had faith all the way to end. Job proved to Satan that not all people who believe in God, stripped of comfortable things, would curse God.

In the end God gave him more then what had lost earlier and lived another 140 years...
op you fail to realize the moral of the story and it seems like you don't know the story all to well so before you start talking shit, you should get your facts together.

 

[SilasZaneB]

Firstly God did not do those things to Job. He allowed Satan to do those things because Satan didn't believe someone who had faith in God and had a very comfortable life, would still have faith if all his worldly possessions were taking away. No matter what Satan did Job continued to have faith. So Satan then tells God if you take away his health Job will curse you. So Job than gets boils all over his body. Even then he did not curse God. Job had faith all the way to end. Job proved to Satan that not all people who believe in God, stripped of comfortable things, would curse God.

In the end God gave him more then what had lost earlier and lived another 140 years...
op you fail to realize the moral of the story and it seems like you don't know the story all to well so before you start talking shit, you should get your facts together.

please tell me why god wasnt the bigger man and was like "no devil i wont put someone who has worshiped me so much through all this pain and suffering"

 

[Zootime]

The bible = fairy tales. Written by humans, to control other humans.

Not true, it does the complete oppersit.

[video=youtube;cc7kxvsNq5I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc7kxvsNq5I[/video]

 

[ChronicObsession]

Thank you kindly for excusing yourself. (or was your boyfriend threatening to cut you off if you didnt get to bed. Homo.) Really? Your own quote for your sig. Confirmation that youre one of those folks who are obsessed with the sound of their own voice.

Don't get pissy when your ass gets judged by God himself. Silly ass, keep dictating what does not exist, keep acting so abrasively in public, your ignorrance will protect you from getting the crap beaten out of you. We don't curbstomp retards in my neighborhood. We give them pyschiatric medicines and read them the bible everyday. When you are ready to grow up and leave Santa's nutsack of christmas time lies, I will school you the right way. PM me if you aren't fooling around