The bible says how much of an inconsiderate dick that god is. READ THIS

ChronicObsession

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please tell me why god wasnt the bigger man and was like "no devil i wont put someone who has worshiped me so much through all this pain and suffering"
Devil is an eternal spirit he cannot be "killed", "merked", "capped", or "anally pounded to death by a horse". He can only be shipped off to a place that God made, your mother did not make hell so stop being so happy to be sent there for being a blind fool. Wakeup and accept God Jesus Christ instead of your lame excuse for a Deity whatever that might be.
 

ChronicObsession

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Thank you kindly for excusing yourself. (or was your boyfriend threatening to cut you off if you didnt get to bed. Homo.) Really? Your own quote for your sig. Confirmation that youre one of those folks who are obsessed with the sound of their own voice.
Signature updated. Now update your obsession with my internet life and get saved! Monkeys that listen to bullcrap agendas do not go to heaven, take off those headphones LOL toolie oh
 

mudminer

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Don't get pissy when your ass gets judged by God himself. Silly ass, keep dictating what does not exist, keep acting so abrasively in public, your ignorrance will protect you from getting the crap beaten out of you. We don't curbstomp retards in my neighborhood. We give them pyschiatric medicines and read them the bible everyday. When you are ready to grow up and leave Santa's nutsack of christmas time lies, I will school you the right way. PM me if you aren't fooling around
Im not fooling around. I have no intention of PMing delusional fanatics for any reason. I certainly dont need freaks reading the bible to me with their personal deluded slants of its interpretation. Ive studied the bible extensively and have a better understanding of it than you ever will until you remove your head from your rectum. I prefer to not discuss anything with fanatics. Im sure you and Fred Phelps have more than enough things to discuss and mutual admiration for one another without me in the equation. And as far as my being judged by God, there is only one judgement that can be handed down to anyone. Righteous. That is if you actually believe what the bible says. I have never dictated anything to anyone. You came into this thread with a derisive,"abrasive", horseshit attitude (that by the way you are still maintaining) that I simply served up a helping of for you to enjoy yourself. I dont have a problem coresponding with you intelligently. I dont believe you are capable of that because you want privacy to keep your delusional abrasivness coverd. You really cant treat people with the disrespectfulness you do and expect to be treated diferently than you are by them. You are absolutely the reason I prefer the company of hethens, pagans, shamanists, atheists and quite literally anyone but christians. Your not special, your just deluded.
 

ChronicObsession

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Im not fooling around. I have no intention of PMing delusional fanatics for any reason.
there you go again, judging people. I suppose you are so high and mighty during your playtime imaginary exercises, but in your posts we can smell the bullcrap in your feces-laden logic. Bad Monkey Bad... Submit to the god that you envy. that is jesus christ, or else why would you be wasting everybody's time about this?
 

mudminer

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Devil is an eternal spirit he cannot be "killed", "merked", "capped", or "anally pounded to death by a horse". He can only be shipped off to a place that God made, your mother did not make hell so stop being so happy to be sent there for being a blind fool. Wakeup and accept God Jesus Christ instead of your lame excuse for a Deity whatever that might be.
LOL! You really dont pay any attention at all to what you post do you? Either that or you really have no idea what you believe. Is God omnipotent? Obviously you dont think so. Hes pretty fuckin stupid to create something He doesnt have the power to destroy. Thats why I quit church and quit preaching. This "God" that idiots like you worship is an impotent bitch and I will have nothing to do with him. The God I found instead is actually the one that the Bible describes. Is there good teachings in the Bible? Yes. Is it infallible and inspired of God? No.
 

mudminer

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there you go again, judging people. I suppose you are so high and mighty during your playtime imaginary exercises, but in your posts we can smell the bullcrap in your feces-laden logic. Bad Monkey Bad... Submit to the god that you envy. that is jesus christ, or else why would you be wasting everybody's time about this?
Ive put nothing out in your direction that you didnt put out first. You have a happy delusion now.
 

mudminer

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I still dont get why Chronny wants to engage the entire middle east in a war. He might want to solicit some funding from the Vatican.
 

Heisenberg

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there you go again, judging people. I suppose you are so high and mighty during your playtime imaginary exercises, but in your posts we can smell the bullcrap in your feces-laden logic. Bad Monkey Bad... Submit to the god that you envy. that is jesus christ, or else why would you be wasting everybody's time about this?
I think you are confusing judgment with prejudice. There is nothing wrong with judging people based on what they have presented to you. It is in fact an essential part of numerous social paradigms you participate in every day. A boss judges his employees, parents judge their children, teachers judge students and people judge politicians. These judgments are made on performance, decisive actions, and conduct. It's much different than judging someone based solely on their beliefs and condemning them to eternal torment without knowing anything else about them, IOW prejudice.

I judge you to be a burnt out husk of the intellectual you once had the potential to be. You have enough remaining mental faculty to construct clever belittlement, but not enough to actually vet and refute arguments, which is why you rely on trash talk and false dilemmas. Your brain has been riddled by chemical buckshot and you've filled in the holes with god, hate, and pseudo-macho contempt. This is perhaps a misjudgment on my part but it is a reflection of what you have presented to us here.
 

boneheadbob

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Religion is the work of the devil just as evolution is the devils greatest weapon forged against God's people so far. I could not see that untill I turned my miserable life over to Jesus Christ and He removed the scales from eyes so I might see.

I am watching the entire world lining up in the middle east to take their turn at punching the King of Kings in the face just as the Bible says. We are living in the end times and the Bible is a road map as to what will happen.

Big wars soon started by super smart politicians being controlled by bankers who are controlled by Satan
 

mudminer

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Religion is the work of the devil just as evolution is the devils greatest weapon forged against God's people so far. I could not see that untill I turned my miserable life over to Jesus Christ and He removed the scales from eyes so I might see.I am watching the entire world lining up in the middle east to take their turn at punching the King of Kings in the face just as the Bible says. We are living in the end times and the Bible is a road map as to what will happen.Big wars soon started by super smart politicians being controlled by bankers who are controlled by Satan
Where precisely is this line-up? Who precisely is in it? What does the King of Kings have to do with it? Im really quite keen to understand this.
 

Zaehet Strife

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COURT REPORT

JUDGE: Did you rape this virgin?

RAPIST: Yes I did, yeronner.

JUDGE: Very well. You must marry her this instant! (Deuteronomy 22:28-9)

RAPIST: But yeronner! She's not a virgin anymore!

... JUDGE: Good point. I guess you're off the hook. Stone that woman! (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)

* * *

...so tell me again how the bible is;

(a) The source of morality
(b) the foundation of the modern legal system
(c) anything other than despicable
 

eye exaggerate

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COURT REPORT

JUDGE: Did you rape this virgin?

RAPIST: Yes I did, yeronner.

JUDGE: Very well. You must marry her this instant! (Deuteronomy 22:28-9)

RAPIST: But yeronner! She's not a virgin anymore!

... JUDGE: Good point. I guess you're off the hook. Stone that woman! (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)

* * *

...so tell me again how the bible is;

(a) The source of morality
(b) the foundation of the modern legal system
(c) anything other than despicable
...if in a disscussion a person becomes 'owned', or, 'pwned' even, does that person then take up permanent residence in the pwner's abode to do the will of the proud new pwner?

...didn't think so. Taking things to that literal extent would be riiiiiiiiiidiculous, wouldn't it.
 

ginjawarrior

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...if in a disscussion a person becomes 'owned', or, 'pwned' even, does that person then take up permanent residence in the pwner's abode to do the will of the proud new pwner?

...didn't think so. Taking things to that literal extent would be riiiiiiiiiidiculous, wouldn't it.
oh so the passages from Deuteronomy arent meant to be taken literally? dont supposed you could let us know the hidden msg's behind getting rape victims to marry their rapists could you?
 

Heisenberg

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You are all making the same point.... Taking it literally is asinine. Does it really matter if it was meant to be taken that way, or if there is a metaphorical value? Bottom line is that many people do take the bible literally, or else pick and chose parts to take literally with no justifiable distinction, and expect the rest of us to respect it. They go so far as to introduce laws based on this ideology, offer no explanation of how it translates into morality, and as ZS rightly points out, it is despicable.

If people were making public policies based on literal interpretations of Dr Seuss books, it wouldn't really matter if there was a proverbial foundation.
 
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