The UK Growers Thread!

[cheddar1985]

So I haven't done any Steroids in about 5 years.
I've put around 2 stone on naturally since xmas (through not working and eating loads).

I've had to book an appointment with the Doc as I seem have a spot of Gyno behind my left nipple that's starting to grow me a tit, my pec has changed shape and everything!

Natural Gyno? FUCKS THAT ALL ABOUT!

thazs wot u av to put uo with the rest a ya life mate !! Fuck the gear the lads down hear love there dekka and suss fuck that for a game of poker i love to train but if a canna do it naturally then why bother i reckon fuck its hard work but hey so is life i was neva out hear to get a easy ride even tho id love it lmfao!! Wot trade was ya in pal

 

[cheddar1985]

Haha. computer? Dvd player? No such things for him His life is his iphone paid out almost a grand for it if i were really going to do soemthing against him i'd just carve a large penis into the screen with a screwdriver That' why i "got rid" of the big tv and the 2kw hifi and the computers and the films and everything. Now the flat has nothing to offer him but a big GTFO! By got rid i of course mean they're just at in my room under lock and key. I'm not about to get rid of my fun things because of some thief

To be quite frank though, at the end of the day, i',m pissed that he is potentialy a thief (could be a friend of his) but as to the weed and money, well i'm really not too bothered, if i have a roof above my head and food to put in my belly i have absolutely no interest in money. frives my parents fucking nuts though They want to see me making thousands and thousands and buying nice thing and living a fancy life, i couldn't give two shits. Let me grow some dope, sit on a riverbank with a book some music and a fishing rod and who the fuck needs a million pound retirement home? They've been millionaires since they graduated, i think they have lost the ability to understand how life can work without cash falling out of ya pockets each step you make I mean hell, they're now essentially emotionally blackmailing me to take this £3K cooking course. I'm gonna take it even if just so that i can say fuck you, that was worth it, told you i should have spent more time thinking about it

That looks fucking delicious mate, makes me warm and bubbly, who's the daddy! I had to chop down my 20 odd BRxExo's And not at all Yorkshire, i'd rather see something great to convince me that they were worth it regardless of what i have or don't have

Hey ttt the bsbxbr is a fuckin stunner pal ive been in flower from 3weeks monday pal and its got a shit load of colour already on flowers pal not much smell yet other than its got a peppery smell to it i reckon its 1 for. 12/12. From. seed aswell mate it is mostly just 1 stalk as i neva topped the fucker haha send us ya email addy pal and ill send ya sum pics pal canna do it threw hear as im not on comp but on me phone haha

 

[dura72]

nice pics scotia.......shocking wallpaper, next time get a professional in and he should advise as well as just put it up....shocking, oh dear, ahm away for a lie down.

 

[scotia1982]

Lol a no m8 last time the mrs gets to decorate

 

[numbnuts]

evenin you lot


hows the heck is we all !!!!

 

[dura72]

Lol a no m8 last time the mrs gets to decorate

im a decorator myself mate and you would not believe sum of the things ahve seen! those fuckin home improvment shows were crazy, made evry cunt think they could decorate..ahd get fone calls wae folk beggin me tae go and sort out all sortsa fucked up shit, it was pretty fuckin funny at times.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

thazs wot u av to put uo with the rest a ya life mate !! Fuck the gear the lads down hear love there dekka and suss fuck that for a game of poker i love to train but if a canna do it naturally then why bother i reckon fuck its hard work but hey so is life i was neva out hear to get a easy ride even tho id love it lmfao!! Wot trade was ya in pal

It can't be from the gear 5 years ago, it's not possible for any traces of supplementation to be left in my body.

I stopped the juice because I was doing an insane amount at once (younger and dumber) causing a bit of Gyno. I only really got a small lump of gristle forming under my nipple about the size of half a pea, once I stopped juicing the lump shrank until I couldn't feel it any more and I haven't done any since (I came off cold turkey, no HCG no nothing. I crashed through the floor for about 4 months!).

Now since I've started to put weight on naturally since xmas the lump has comeback, started irritating again and is getting bigger. It's no longer a just spot of gristle, it's starting to form breast tissue and change the shape of my Pec. Not massively but even my bird can see the difference!

I'm a Master Bartender for what it's worth nowadays mate, I've spent the last 7 years training staff for Europe's largest Casino chain.
I've been unemployed since last August (fucked over by so called family) so now I've turned my hand to "Urban Farming" full time rather than just as a top up.

I've all ways been a Hustler though.

 

[cheddar1985]

I can hear the hustler in ya mate hahaha nothin any better imo av bin around the block once a twice
i was on about the gear makin ya turn to water pal its na good and yeah if u did it for time you av to get the grizzly (gristle) looked at pal it harbourin tissue as u know its all the hormones in the stuff!! av seen sum fucked up shit from the gear and nothin id like to av done to me lol i spend maybe 10 hours a week lookin after me shape and tbh its nice to know i neva turned to steriods to get there i won a few comps along the way to and got to as far as sum major tournament but it was nt to be but ive no regrets from pushin it further shit i know lads that eat sleep and shit gym bit fuck that im glad to av a life now tbf i dropped the time to spend time earnin and spendin time with me fam and tbh i could nt do the shit i did back then it d kill me lol!!

And yeah pal anythin to do with fam and money or fam and work does nt work in my experience mate i donna talk to me perents and bro and av nt done for a few years but hey its na bother imo and there loss they could nt even be bothered to c there granchildren so fuck em its a big hole lost in there life and they ve only thereselves to blame as i know ill neva forgive em for it!!

 

[ae86 grower]

same here on the family front chedz, i`ll never forgive them for it, haven`t seen my girls in 3 years, last time they seen my smallest one she was a month old, shes just turning three soon..

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Just for the laugh Chedder I'll give you the shopping list of juice I was doing, you run it by your "Hench" mates and see how many raised eyebrows you get!

50mg of oral Dianabol per day.
50mg of oral Anapolon per day.
2 1ml vials of intramuscular Sustanon 250 per week. (one 1ml vial containing 250mg every 3 days)
400mg of intramuscular Deca-Durabolin per week, Greek yellow tops. (1ml containing 200mg every 3 days)

And just for good measure I was doing Ephedrine to get myself rocked for the gym! (fuck that stuff though, it's more lethal than the speed!)

I did that lot for about six months with no break and only a couple of Tamoxifen thrown in as a safety net.

Like I said younger and dumber but I know a whole lot better now!

 

[gaztoth]

whats the sus 250 and deca a m8£

 

[asap]

Just for the laugh Chedder I'll give you the shopping list of juice I was doing, you run it by your "Hench" mates and see how many raised eyebrows you get!

50mg of oral Dianabol per day.
50mg of oral Anapolon per day.
2 1ml vials of intramuscular Sustanon 250 per week. (one 1ml vial containing 250mg every 3 days)
400mg of intramuscular Deca-Durabolin per week, Greek yellow tops. (1ml containing 200mg every 3 days)

And just for good measure I was doing Ephedrine to get myself rocked for the gym! (fuck that stuff though, it's more lethal than the speed!)

I did that lot for about six months with no break and only a couple of Tamoxifen thrown in as a safety net.

Like I said younger and dumber but I know a whole lot better now!

Thats one hell of a cycle! did you do the correct pct and cycles or did you just blast and cruise on it all for a while?

I don't bodybuild myself but I box and alot of my friends and family are all bodybuilders. I like to keep mobility and not bloat up with retained water which has kept me away from test based gear.

 

[supersillybilly]

Your postman arrived yet m8???? I messed about with roids years ago. I could smell a bird on her period from a mile. lol

 

[cheddar1985]

whats the sus 250 and deca a m8£

Sust is a steriod that ll give ya max amount of muscle mass pal it not somethin to be fucked around with thi and can cause all sorta problems from anger to loss of sex drive mate and if your wantin to take it make sure u do ya course or it ll be no good to the body and will not work

 

[cheddar1985]

Just for the laugh Chedder I'll give you the shopping list of juice I was doing, you run it by your "Hench" mates and see how many raised eyebrows you get!

50mg of oral Dianabol per day.
50mg of oral Anapolon per day.
2 1ml vials of intramuscular Sustanon 250 per week. (one 1ml vial containing 250mg every 3 days)
400mg of intramuscular Deca-Durabolin per week, Greek yellow tops. (1ml containing 200mg every 3 days)

And just for good measure I was doing Ephedrine to get myself rocked for the gym! (fuck that stuff though, it's more lethal than the speed!)

I did that lot for about six months with no break and only a couple of Tamoxifen thrown in as a safety net.

Like I said younger and dumber but I know a whole lot better now!

Fuck me pal i donna need to ask to know about me sauces pal lol imo u wasted alot of shit fuck u need to be a horse to make use of all that bro trust me u must of loved the shit no wonder u slumped while comin off it

 

[asap]

No the posty aint been yet, there a little slack around here but I am practically waiting at the door.

People make so many mistakes on the gear. So many people disregard diet which is the key part to making the gear work properly because all steds do is make the body repair itself quicker and if there aint the nutrients to use up (Just like the plants) they just retain water and end up walking round with pretend carpets under their arms and shrivelled bollocks lol I have seen all the pros and cons of the stuff, but so many people get it wrong with them and think there getting bigger and stronger but its 95% water weight and not muscle.

 

[DST]

Roids, wtf guys, lol. I would never have taken you lot for being vain......

 

[dura72]

"Now then" said the Doctor, "if you can remove your trousers and slip your underwear off for me... Thank you. And jump lightly on the spot.. good, good. Nice swing. Now if you can bend over this desk.. place your hands on top. Excellent. Hold still please, you will feel a little cold gel on your anus." "Doctor?" "Hmm?" "Do you do this to all your assistants when they first visit the Tardis?"

 

[dura72]

'Your honour, not only do I deny all of the charges, I am actually seriously offended. At no point did I tell him to "fuck off back to India". I am not ignorant - I am well aware that the greasy little cunt is a Paki.'

 

[supersillybilly]

I was getting a hot shave yesterday and the turkish guy whos name is Archie put some paste on my face. Nearly fuckin cracked him. I said wtf is that. His reply was priceless......Donkey pish, special import. 2 of us were reduced to tears..

..well i already was