OK question for the veterans: what are your top anti-stink tips for avoiding being snitched by posh disapproving neighbours to cops? You can't all live in dodgy neighbourhoods where the smell of weed smoke is more common than the smell of exhaust smoke - some of you must succeed in pretending to be respectable members of society
All I've come up with so far is: (1) don't smoke (out of the question); (2) smoke indoors then get chucked out for making a new house smell like a cannabis cafe, or (3) smoke in the teeny garden and wave cheerily at all the horrified old ladies peering out of their bedroom windows into said teeny garden. None of the above really appeal. In the summer in particular, when you can smell a puff for miles around, how identifiable would I be as the neighbourhood pothead?