When Im bored..........I

cannabineer

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nothings like the fresh smell of dog shit in your shoes.
I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cn
 

RainbowBrite86

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I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cn
I have a friend with a Macaw that will chase you down and peck your toes just to laugh while you dance. I'm not kidding. It's evil.
 

kermit2692

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That's what's going to happen at the gay festival. It's just that it will be more colorful and we won't be making little bastard babies.
their is nothing good about sex without a pussy present......ahhh pussy, only the best invention ever...u see, an asshole is an exit, now why would i want to frequently shove my dick into the same oriface that shit comes out of..i save that for a female just out the shower and like once a year if that, when ur feelin freaky.....MOST gay ppl have some genetic screws loose thats why they are always feelin freaky..sicko minded ppl mostly, i know this gay kid that once molested a 70 year old wheel chair ridden man...gay is a brain misfunction...they also always try to get straight guys to get with them, they wont just out and say it but secretly they are trying..as you can all see im a bit homophobic, i have friends of all religion and race but only one aquantance that i dont mind that is gay and its because hes the only one i could tooooootally not twll he was gay until someone told me ten times after we hung out with mutual friends....oh and if u believe in god, HE HATES U...personally idk if i do but still....and boobs, why would you want to have sex without boobs.....ok im done
 

crazyhazey

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I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cn
hahahaha the last thing id expect to be intelligent is a bird. just thinking about that image made me laugh my ass off though.
 

Hepheastus420

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Kermit.. I'm sure more women get raped by straight guys than rapings caused by gay men.. Just something to think about :).
 

RainbowBrite86

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their is nothing good about sex without a pussy present......ahhh pussy, only the best invention ever...u see, an asshole is an exit, now why would i want to frequently shove my dick into the same oriface that shit comes out of..i save that for a female just out the shower and like once a year if that, when ur feelin freaky.....MOST gay ppl have some genetic screws loose thats why they are always feelin freaky..sicko minded ppl mostly, i know this gay kid that once molested a 70 year old wheel chair ridden man...gay is a brain misfunction...they also always try to get straight guys to get with them, they wont just out and say it but secretly they are trying..as you can all see im a bit homophobic, i have friends of all religion and race but only one aquantance that i dont mind that is gay and its because hes the only one i could tooooootally not twll he was gay until someone told me ten times after we hung out with mutual friends....oh and if u believe in god, HE HATES U...personally idk if i do but still....and boobs, why would you want to have sex without boobs.....ok im done
Heppie...baby....mommy needs you to cover your eyes, OK?
 

kermit2692

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ya i no....but i speak my mind..ive seen enough evidence of everything i stated...i know im being straight mean and for no provoked reason which goes against everything i believe...but i just feel strongly about this
 
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