Hepheastus420
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I bet you could get fuzzy tabs that are filled with cotton.. So that way it's like a really fast mini toe massage.well thats just a safety hazard now, no doubt id stub my toe on that shit.
I bet you could get fuzzy tabs that are filled with cotton.. So that way it's like a really fast mini toe massage.well thats just a safety hazard now, no doubt id stub my toe on that shit.
Oh how wrong that is. cnThere's just no pleasing old people.
Oh Canna. You know how much I like to call you daddy.Oh how wrong that is. cn
i know, i need to catch up with you youngins and your flyin machines.There's just no pleasing old people.
Aww but I don't hate women.. You're cool. See? proof.Growling at misogynistic attitude Heppie
Fuck you lol. I'm a fuckin riot. I crack myself up.Aww but I don't hate women.. You're cool. See? proof.
They just aren't funny..
They should have a like button that provides a series of likes.Oh how wrong that is. cn
nothings like the fresh smell of dog shit in your shoes.I cannot imagine having stairs like that with pets around. I'd fear that the pet(s) would develop a really wicked sense of practical humor. At night. cn
*forces out laughter*Fuck you lol. I'm a fuckin riot. I crack myself up.
I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cnnothings like the fresh smell of dog shit in your shoes.
I have a friend with a Macaw that will chase you down and peck your toes just to laugh while you dance. I'm not kidding. It's evil.I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cn
their is nothing good about sex without a pussy present......ahhh pussy, only the best invention ever...u see, an asshole is an exit, now why would i want to frequently shove my dick into the same oriface that shit comes out of..i save that for a female just out the shower and like once a year if that, when ur feelin freaky.....MOST gay ppl have some genetic screws loose thats why they are always feelin freaky..sicko minded ppl mostly, i know this gay kid that once molested a 70 year old wheel chair ridden man...gay is a brain misfunction...they also always try to get straight guys to get with them, they wont just out and say it but secretly they are trying..as you can all see im a bit homophobic, i have friends of all religion and race but only one aquantance that i dont mind that is gay and its because hes the only one i could tooooootally not twll he was gay until someone told me ten times after we hung out with mutual friends....oh and if u believe in god, HE HATES U...personally idk if i do but still....and boobs, why would you want to have sex without boobs.....ok im doneThat's what's going to happen at the gay festival. It's just that it will be more colorful and we won't be making little bastard babies.
hahahaha the last thing id expect to be intelligent is a bird. just thinking about that image made me laugh my ass off though.I was thinking more of a dog, or a larger bird, setting up a tripping hazard and then hitting the alarm. Then laughing its tailbone off at the tangle of Human Pwnage at the base of the stairs. The larger birds especially have the intelligence of a dog combined with the respect of a cat. cn
hahaha have you ever felt the need to punt said bird?I have a friend with a Macaw that will chase you down and peck your toes just to laugh while you dance. I'm not kidding. It's evil.
Heppie...baby....mommy needs you to cover your eyes, OK?their is nothing good about sex without a pussy present......ahhh pussy, only the best invention ever...u see, an asshole is an exit, now why would i want to frequently shove my dick into the same oriface that shit comes out of..i save that for a female just out the shower and like once a year if that, when ur feelin freaky.....MOST gay ppl have some genetic screws loose thats why they are always feelin freaky..sicko minded ppl mostly, i know this gay kid that once molested a 70 year old wheel chair ridden man...gay is a brain misfunction...they also always try to get straight guys to get with them, they wont just out and say it but secretly they are trying..as you can all see im a bit homophobic, i have friends of all religion and race but only one aquantance that i dont mind that is gay and its because hes the only one i could tooooootally not twll he was gay until someone told me ten times after we hung out with mutual friends....oh and if u believe in god, HE HATES U...personally idk if i do but still....and boobs, why would you want to have sex without boobs.....ok im done
YouHeppie...baby....mommy needs you to cover your eyes, OK?