You know youre too high when....

[ganjames]

when you go to reply to a thread and...

..wait, what?

 

[konagirl420]

Ya can you repeat the question ?? Lmfao

 

[GetNice]

When you cant remember what you did with your bag two seconds ago.

 

[MrFrance]

when you cain a big bag of indica in like 2 days

 

[1993stoner]

When u see a weird guy and you're so sure its a cop watching you so you watch them till they leave.

 

[Chillintxstlye]

When u park in ur neighbors driveway and walk into there crib and freak on them like they are in ur crib...lol...now that is fuc up..lol

 

[MrFrance]

you've grown a beard!

you feel your baking skills are coming on nicely

you're at your mates house doing the chicken to his stereo beats for 10 minutes (the head nod) and have watched (them) play a playstation game for the past two hours.

 

[dirtyho1968]

You double post.

 

[Chillintxstlye]

When ur driving and u swear ur hearing your shit breakdown only to turn down the radio and and it goes away.

 

[MrFrance]

when the 5 minute walk home just aint happening

 

[Chillintxstlye]

When u drive 45min for waffle house

 

[Shannon Alexander]

When you think that there is such a thing as too high...

 

[bigboybuds]

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

 

[MrFrance]

floating around in a cheap inflatable dingy trying to draw on paper

You have bought a net stuck on the end of a piece of bamboo from the dollar shop

you've jumped off the pier and have ended up miles down the beach

 

[MrFrance]

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

lol my ex girlfriend used to do that all the time and then get angry and blame me ffs she was actually bonkers though bless

 

[MrFrance]

you pick up a box of 500 flexible party straws at the store as it's on promotion

 

[MrFrance]

you're on êbay looking at job lots

 

[Oscar Zeta Acosta]

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

This right here.

For some inexplicable reason I go into cooking mode when I'm High. This usually results in me falling asleep after a good session on the bong, only to wake up several hours later with a house full of smoke....and a pizza that has been turned into solid carbon.

 

[MrFrance]

3 tins of chopped tomatoes in the cupboard that went out of date 2 years ago

you post sexy pics of your woman on a forum

 

[MrFrance]

you have just paid 60 quid for used headphones on ebay when brand new they're 45