just let them sit and ripen up.
YES my lucky fucking day.
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UncleBuck
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kermit2692
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ya thing was i read those pages and still had no idea wtf was going on....honestly im still clueless as to if you actually found a phone, too much sarcasm going on here and i dont do the internet shit talking thing USUALLY sooooo i dont follow this stuff easily i guess...i get that the other post is a joke to talk shit to you thanks to unclebuck, which would lead me to believe that you did find a phone and everyone here thinks ur a douche bag....i have to admit ive run into you here and their and never thought much of you as is but if you stole someones phone that seals the deal
kermit2692
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ahh wtf u guys are basically killing santa clause to me right now...i thought the fin shaggy guy was just another dude lmao...i thought all these ppl were just normal random ppl ...well accept for hazey grapes and crazey hazey that guy is just nuts check this out he had a straight convo with himself earlier link- https://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/535434-top-shelf-genetics-3.html
Canna Sylvan
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You figured out who his puppet master is?
UncleBuck
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BatMaN SKuNK
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it's just a shitty Iphone, the customer prolly left that shit there on purpose and went out and got a real phone like a samsung droid phone. and idk if ur that drunk to set your shit down in a bar and walk off ya kinda have it comin 2 ya. swoop for the win.
if someone left their wallet on the other hand, id say make notice to the staff and try to help the person who lost it get it back... but a fucking shtty chinese gadget that makes you pay to listen to garbage like the latest rihanna album while youre not talking on it or using shitty apps like those bar code scanners. i fucking hate the fact that apple promotes an app so people can walk into locally based shops and scan and buy the item for $5 less on amazon.. fuck apple and how easy they made it to rip off small business and retail shops..ohh and steve jobs can fucking kill himself.. yea i kno hes dead but he can raise from the dead on bath salts and stab himself in his adams apple if that dorky jeans wearin apple ceo bitch was anywhere near me id fucking punch his teeth in. idc if hes dead. he invented the iphone, kinda deserved the cancer.
did i mention i hate apple products?
now if the phone u found was a droid.. id help the owner find it by being as helpful as possible and then give him a free drink cuz he doesnt own one of those bitch ass phones every retard in america wants because they cant operate anything tech that has features beyond point and click, drag and drop.
if someone left their wallet on the other hand, id say make notice to the staff and try to help the person who lost it get it back... but a fucking shtty chinese gadget that makes you pay to listen to garbage like the latest rihanna album while youre not talking on it or using shitty apps like those bar code scanners. i fucking hate the fact that apple promotes an app so people can walk into locally based shops and scan and buy the item for $5 less on amazon.. fuck apple and how easy they made it to rip off small business and retail shops..ohh and steve jobs can fucking kill himself.. yea i kno hes dead but he can raise from the dead on bath salts and stab himself in his adams apple if that dorky jeans wearin apple ceo bitch was anywhere near me id fucking punch his teeth in. idc if hes dead. he invented the iphone, kinda deserved the cancer.
did i mention i hate apple products?
now if the phone u found was a droid.. id help the owner find it by being as helpful as possible and then give him a free drink cuz he doesnt own one of those bitch ass phones every retard in america wants because they cant operate anything tech that has features beyond point and click, drag and drop.
kermit2692
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noone deserves cancer..well u kinda do for saying that, but alas i would still not wish that on u
BatMaN SKuNK
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steve jobs wasnt even a real person so i can say that, it doesnt count.
he was the devil incarnate, come to earth to fuck up the profit margins of real consumer electronics corps who make decent products during one of the most economically challenging times we have ever faced. the product that the illiterates all flock too because theyre too dumb to use a product with a real OS. and then it becomes a trend. because there's so many other zombies out there who have to have what all the other tards are using.. a new one comes out, cycle continues.. and then the IPad.. perfect larger version of the same device without the telephone capability that you can sync to your mini tard device to share songs you purchased from "Apple" and listen to them in shitty low quality low bitrate mp3 format on teeny tiny speakers that have woofers the size of a popcorn kernel.. Rock on IDudes... get down with your tard selves.
yea and if i did have cancer, id die knowing that i spent my entire life not owning or even being tempted to join the collective known as the american idiots who cant run fancy electronics but want to own them really really bad.
he was the devil incarnate, come to earth to fuck up the profit margins of real consumer electronics corps who make decent products during one of the most economically challenging times we have ever faced. the product that the illiterates all flock too because theyre too dumb to use a product with a real OS. and then it becomes a trend. because there's so many other zombies out there who have to have what all the other tards are using.. a new one comes out, cycle continues.. and then the IPad.. perfect larger version of the same device without the telephone capability that you can sync to your mini tard device to share songs you purchased from "Apple" and listen to them in shitty low quality low bitrate mp3 format on teeny tiny speakers that have woofers the size of a popcorn kernel.. Rock on IDudes... get down with your tard selves.
yea and if i did have cancer, id die knowing that i spent my entire life not owning or even being tempted to join the collective known as the american idiots who cant run fancy electronics but want to own them really really bad.
Metasynth
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Although I may agree with many of the sentiments you just spoke upon, maybe you should still switch to decaf.
Oh, had to write this reply from my iPhone, despite the fact that my laptop is right here logged into RIU.
BatMaN SKuNK
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No caffeine here. I'm fueled by hate.
kermit2692
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lol wow.......have you seen the iphone futurama...something tells me you would like the ending link - http://vimeo.com/13053933
BatMaN SKuNK
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The guy who made this video owns an Iphone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhvcLs8WJcI
Oh my, kermit2692 doesn't like me? My world has drastically changed. Maybe the other 2961 kermits will like me.
MrFrance
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This is a true story about my awesomeness. When i first arrived in this contry i found myself at the back of the phonebox queue (yup there used to be a queue at payphones) one day. no man behind me the woman who was in front of me (in the queue) left the box. She had left her purse on the phonebooks, full of money, a lot of money, especially for me at the time. I made my call, finished and hung around till she returned (more out of nervous). 10 seconds later she came looking for it. I could tell she needed it too so i gave her her purse back.
No I don't NEED it. But every dollar saved is that much closer to my goal of buying a home. :]
RyanTheRhino
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Yea but what are you going to do with a locked Iphone. lol its apple OS you cant do shit to it. If it were a droid you might have luck resetting it to factory settings. You my friend just got grand larceny for a paper weight.
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