Help me troll thieves

[UncleBuck]

i like where this is going.

 

[cannabineer]

I would paint crude penises on his car's major panels using good gel stripper. cn

 

[MellowFarmer]

^ haha, be a home wrecker. Take the wife from the dad & have her file for full custody so the kid has to see you daily.

Your wife be chill with that? Might wanna ask first

 

[Hepheastus420]

And slap her ass whenever the kid is around. . Be sure to turn around and look at him while you squeeze.

 

[UncleBuck]

I would paint crude penises on his car's major panels using good gel stripper. cn

i'll have to wait until they have cars.

 

[UncleBuck]

Your wife be chill with that? Might wanna ask first

we'll work something out.

 

[dirtsurfr]

Call their folks and rat them off and then tell the parents that your Homeowners insurance might be contacting them for damages.
And that you placed a 5K price tag on each of the plants.
And last that the police may will be brought in because your losses from their kids theft of your plants.
Of course they could keep all this from happening if they were to take care of the problem BEFORE you
get a check from your insurance carrier.

 

[cannabineer]

i'll have to wait until they have cars.

Oh dang. They must have some major possession. They got you through your property. i'd look for ways to wage war on theirs. Not their parents'.

Too bad schools are such prisons now. Otherwise I'd paint the crude penises on their lockers.

If you know a local sheriff or something, get some business cards and place one in their mailbox every day.

There MUST be a creative use of the paint gun in all this. cn

 

[Blue Wizard]

You said they have bikes? Just stick some sardines down the seat post, they will get ripe quick. You might try filling their tires with spray foam insulation that comes in an aresol can, it should make the tires extremely unbalanced.

 

[MrFrance]

You said they have bikes? Just stick some sardines down the seat post, they will get ripe quick. You might try filling their tires with spray foam insulation that comes in an aresol can, it should make the tires extremely unbalanced.

you've never done this kind of thing before have you?

 

[Blue Wizard]

you've never done this kind of thing before have you?

The foam thing works on cars lol

 

[cannabineer]

Put the sardines inside the tires. Delayed revenge. cn

 

[MrFrance]

The foam thing works on cars lol

UncleBuck's bad influence spreads far and wide lol

 

[abandonconflict]

Make friends with the kid and make him feel like he is in your debt, then just be cool to him and teach him not to steal shit, and make him mow your lawn. Make friends with parents too, be pillar of community, not a grower involved in drama. Any negative attention on growing or possibly being in the news is still bad imo and he probably isn't violent, just retarded.

 

[dirtyho1968]

I would paint crude penises on his car's major panels using good gel stripper. cn

 

[MrFrance]

he stole his plants man. Pity the plant police only concern themselves with abuse and not theft.

 

[Blue Wizard]

LMAO! reminds me of this [video=youtube;r41vU5skdkQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41vU5skdkQ[/video]

 

[dirtyho1968]

i'll have to wait until they have cars.

..........

 

[Hepheastus420]

Make friends with the kid and make him feel like he is in your debt, then just be cool to him and teach him not to steal shit, and make him mow your lawn. Make friends with parents too, be pillar of community, not a grower involved in drama. Any negative attention on growing or possibly being in the news is still bad imo and he probably isn't violent, just retarded.

And then punch him?

 

[cannabineer]

And then punch him?

Why punch when you can just yank the leash!?

I must say I like abandon looking for a nonviolent response. It's the adult solution. Even so, plotting subtle schemes is fun. It's stopping shy of executing the nasty ones that's the duty here. cn