ginjawarrior
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LOL pasting their names addresses and crimes to 4chan thats about the cruelest thing i heard on thread
i like it
Help me troll thieves
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ginjawarrior
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years ago one of my friends toyed with this idea for the people breaking into his car
6 pack of beer placed in freezer upside down
once beer is frozen use veterinary needle/ very small drill bit to piece bottom of can
use needle to inject 3 drops of lsd into each can
use soldering iron to seal up hole
carelessly leave beers unattended
might not be the easiest thing to source where you are but i know lady lucy is a bitch to those with a guilty conscience
RC7
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It really blows my mind though. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not only steal a plant, but then to brag about it? If they weren't so damn stupid they could get a seed for less than 10$ and go plant their own damn weed.... i always wonder do these fools even have to knowledge to keep it alive after they steal it? Or do they kill it immediately after they take it.....
UncleBuck
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i left beer in the greenhouse before the most recent break in. it was left alone. these kids have no interest in beer and would probably enjoy the LSD.
ginjawarrior
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im surprised they didnt bother with the beer before perhaps leave a selection out nexttime see what their tastes are redbull maybe?
you'd have to have an iron clad psyche to enjoy an unexpected massive dose of lsd especially after committing a crime
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Be sure to ask him if he's taken his bike over any sweet jumps. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You need a codeine/promethazine syrup bottle. ALL the kewl kidz are sizippin' the sizzurp. Fill with laxative. cn
Johnnyorganic
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Leave a bowl of bath salts on his doorstep.
Nekkid, face-eating zombies are all the rage among the hoodlum set; I hear.
What he does not consume, he can use at the public bath house.
Nekkid, face-eating zombies are all the rage among the hoodlum set; I hear.
What he does not consume, he can use at the public bath house.
MrFrance
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Hepheastus420
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Genius!!!!!!!
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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the first thing i would do , just as a lil starter , would be to call these kids parents , using an anonymous phone , and i would claim to be a completely pissed off gangster drug dealer who wants the 3000 dollars there son owes me for drugs , i would say he has one week to get the 3000 or hes gonna be hurt badly .
that should pretty much fuck things up for them for a while. whilst you think of the next stage .
i did this to someone when i was younger , someone robbed me of an ounce of weed , so i went to a phone box and rang his house , told his mum he had been dealing drugs for me , and owes me alot of money , i told he has got one week to get my money or he was in big big trouble , it caused him all kinds of problems and i got a good laugh and a sense of revenge .
edit , i would feel slightly shitty for worrying parents with that though , but thats upto you .
that should pretty much fuck things up for them for a while. whilst you think of the next stage .
i did this to someone when i was younger , someone robbed me of an ounce of weed , so i went to a phone box and rang his house , told his mum he had been dealing drugs for me , and owes me alot of money , i told he has got one week to get my money or he was in big big trouble , it caused him all kinds of problems and i got a good laugh and a sense of revenge .
edit , i would feel slightly shitty for worrying parents with that though , but thats upto you .
Stickystickyganja
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Well let me know what happens Buck, I wanna hear your sweet sweet revenge
Murfy
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hmmmm.............-
in real life the infamous internet juggernaut uncle buck is a pussy.
with no experience. i would work on that ub. if all your little dream world wishes come true more than likely a couple boxing matches under your belt would help you considerably.
noob.
anyway, back to the topic. didn't your gran daddy ever tell ya revenge is best served cold? start the faccebook account, put the account into use. like a buncha shit, and make a buncha friends, so it doesn't seem bogus(trolling is gettin common, lots know it). make friends with the kid and just watch. the information gathered will be invaluable, i.e. party locations and other whereabouts, activity schedule, friends, vehicles, girlfriends, illegal activities, and so on. aftyer you have reconnoitered his life, and know him intimately, when the opportunity presents itself, you will know. it will shine out like a beacon of revenge.
in the meantime. sign that fucker up for everything. free trials of vaginal cream. adult diaper trials. call the local jehova's and give them their address with the little "schpiell" you made up to seem zealous.
call the tupperware lady over. sign them up for trial subscriptions of every fucked up thing you can think of.
then go to the telemarketers, getting his home and cell phone prolly shouldn't be hard. set it up so assholes are calling his home 24/7. keep in ind porn isn't always the most offensive. if he is like you, pick the republican daily and the nra. get my drift?
USE the fuckin internet you troll. ??
in real life the infamous internet juggernaut uncle buck is a pussy.
with no experience. i would work on that ub. if all your little dream world wishes come true more than likely a couple boxing matches under your belt would help you considerably.
noob.
anyway, back to the topic. didn't your gran daddy ever tell ya revenge is best served cold? start the faccebook account, put the account into use. like a buncha shit, and make a buncha friends, so it doesn't seem bogus(trolling is gettin common, lots know it). make friends with the kid and just watch. the information gathered will be invaluable, i.e. party locations and other whereabouts, activity schedule, friends, vehicles, girlfriends, illegal activities, and so on. aftyer you have reconnoitered his life, and know him intimately, when the opportunity presents itself, you will know. it will shine out like a beacon of revenge.
in the meantime. sign that fucker up for everything. free trials of vaginal cream. adult diaper trials. call the local jehova's and give them their address with the little "schpiell" you made up to seem zealous.
call the tupperware lady over. sign them up for trial subscriptions of every fucked up thing you can think of.
then go to the telemarketers, getting his home and cell phone prolly shouldn't be hard. set it up so assholes are calling his home 24/7. keep in ind porn isn't always the most offensive. if he is like you, pick the republican daily and the nra. get my drift?
USE the fuckin internet you troll. ??
Murfy
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second wave-
set uyp the fence like i said. i don't know if you have them out there, but tractor supply company
has this fence. 330 ft for 169$. screw the fence to the inside of the greenhouse in a fashion that wouldn't be easily undoable. now that your haouse is a cage, install a door. maybe a steel door with a window in it so it doesn't wreck your fung schway. next thing to do make greenhouse setting seem like it's open and inviting. irrestible actually. maybe leave it open for a few nights straight(requires post duty). take some big as fans, and direct them to blow OUT. just like fuckin burger king, get s em comin right in.
when the trap is set, surely their simple minds will lead them right to it. when they are in your house, laughing greedily about their soon to be treasure, simply shut the door and secure it with the hasp and pin you've set up to lock it from the outside only.
then just go inside and call the cops. all the while taking their photograph.
hopefullyt buck i've shown you that the internet is no place to live your life. there are many adventures awaiting you. you were prolly trollin rollitup when the ripped ya!lol
set uyp the fence like i said. i don't know if you have them out there, but tractor supply company
has this fence. 330 ft for 169$. screw the fence to the inside of the greenhouse in a fashion that wouldn't be easily undoable. now that your haouse is a cage, install a door. maybe a steel door with a window in it so it doesn't wreck your fung schway. next thing to do make greenhouse setting seem like it's open and inviting. irrestible actually. maybe leave it open for a few nights straight(requires post duty). take some big as fans, and direct them to blow OUT. just like fuckin burger king, get s em comin right in.
when the trap is set, surely their simple minds will lead them right to it. when they are in your house, laughing greedily about their soon to be treasure, simply shut the door and secure it with the hasp and pin you've set up to lock it from the outside only.
then just go inside and call the cops. all the while taking their photograph.
hopefullyt buck i've shown you that the internet is no place to live your life. there are many adventures awaiting you. you were prolly trollin rollitup when the ripped ya!lol
afrawfraw
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I would collect as much evidence as possible, over a long period of time. Every act is another charge. After the investigation yields shit tons of evidence, charge him on all counts. Or, buy a gun. Inform the parents of what's going on, and tell them you bought a gun. Then show the parents the receipt for the gun and ammunition, with a picture or 5. Then return the gun.
I have a third idea, but where would you find a horse head?
I have a third idea, but where would you find a horse head?
chrishydro
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Dont hurt the kids, cant imagine how that would play out in court, no doubt will make national news. Man beats up or sets trap for children stealing his mj plants. LOL They will show photos of the kids in fifth grade with their band uniforms on. You would get the max no matter whos property it is on.
I think your only course of action is to tell their parents and set up better security, cams, fence, alarm etc.
I would act now, kids that smoke weed tell their friends and the next thing you know you will have a few groups of them stealing shit.
I think your only course of action is to tell their parents and set up better security, cams, fence, alarm etc.
I would act now, kids that smoke weed tell their friends and the next thing you know you will have a few groups of them stealing shit.