Metasynth
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Thanks bud! I just hope she's too young to be a Bruce Lee fan, or have common sense....lol
The People of Craigslist :D
- Thread starter KushXOJ
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FresnoFarmer
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[h=2]
Looking for some fun... - 23 (Merced, modesto turlock, ceres)[/h]
All right first I want to say im real, I live near modesto in ceres, just here seeing if this works, ee are a decent and attractive couple looking for some one to have fun with, maybe got to vegas with us or reno and haber fun for the weekend. We are safe and discrete. Lets me know and respond with a pic please. No strings attached, just some casual fun with us, gotta enjoy life, right...
Looking for some fun... - 23 (Merced, modesto turlock, ceres)[/h]
All right first I want to say im real, I live near modesto in ceres, just here seeing if this works, ee are a decent and attractive couple looking for some one to have fun with, maybe got to vegas with us or reno and haber fun for the weekend. We are safe and discrete. Lets me know and respond with a pic please. No strings attached, just some casual fun with us, gotta enjoy life, right...
dirtyho1968
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I just threw up in my mouth.
Metasynth
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My name is Norma Jean aka Nevada Ax, 5'4, 145#, brown eyes, brown hair with some gray, some tats, I am no beauty queen, moved here from Vegas 2 yrs ago, lived in Seattle for 10 yrs. Currently living with my oldest daughter and grandson in Santa Clarita, I'd rather be living more up north.
I enjoy the outdoors (beach, mountains, gardening, sports, concerts, movies) go out to dinner sometimes. I am working part-time with Vons the pay sucks...LQQKING for a better paying position.
I am looking for that special someone who I can spend time with, companion so to speak,,,its sucks going out with your family all the time.
Must have a job, transportation, own place. Enjoy family gatherings time to time...I have a big family. I enjoy watching outdoor sports...surfing, snowboarding etc...Nascar racing,, ages 45-65..
NO FREE LOADERS..... NO GAMES... I HAVE NO MONEY and I still live with my oldest daughter
If you are interested I will be waiting for your correspondence....I am no beauty queen,,,just looking to spend quality time with...
Please send photos and tell me about yourself
NJ
Whoa...look at the tatt's on granny!
I enjoy the outdoors (beach, mountains, gardening, sports, concerts, movies) go out to dinner sometimes. I am working part-time with Vons the pay sucks...LQQKING for a better paying position.
I am looking for that special someone who I can spend time with, companion so to speak,,,its sucks going out with your family all the time.
Must have a job, transportation, own place. Enjoy family gatherings time to time...I have a big family. I enjoy watching outdoor sports...surfing, snowboarding etc...Nascar racing,, ages 45-65..
NO FREE LOADERS..... NO GAMES... I HAVE NO MONEY and I still live with my oldest daughter
If you are interested I will be waiting for your correspondence....I am no beauty queen,,,just looking to spend quality time with...
Please send photos and tell me about yourself
NJ
Whoa...look at the tatt's on granny!
FresnoFarmer
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Metasynth
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[h=2]hey - 25 (whittier)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-21, 7:15PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
hi there
Shouldn't have posted that second pic.....
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
hi there
Shouldn't have posted that second pic.....
KushXOJ
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Hey there Soulmate - 49 (novato)
Date: 2012-06-18, 3:26PM PDT Reply to: [email protected]
I am looking for a very special man because I am a very special woman
I love to travel I have been around the world couple 3 times 7 continents would love to find someone to do that with
I don't have any children and would prefer that you don't either unless they are grown and one there own.
Please be around my age so we can grow old together
I am physically and mentally healthy and need you to be too
We will be friends first then after we get to know each other best friends and lovers! We make a great team
The world is so much fun and so much adventure to experience... I just don't want to do it alone anymore
I hope we find each other soon
Please send me a photo of yourself Tell me alittle about yourself Also tell me where you live
Date: 2012-06-18, 3:26PM PDT Reply to: [email protected]
I am looking for a very special man because I am a very special woman
I love to travel I have been around the world couple 3 times 7 continents would love to find someone to do that with
I don't have any children and would prefer that you don't either unless they are grown and one there own.
Please be around my age so we can grow old together
I am physically and mentally healthy and need you to be too
We will be friends first then after we get to know each other best friends and lovers! We make a great team
The world is so much fun and so much adventure to experience... I just don't want to do it alone anymore
I hope we find each other soon
Please send me a photo of yourself Tell me alittle about yourself Also tell me where you live
Metasynth
Well-Known Member
Hey there Soulmate - 49 (novato)
Date: 2012-06-18, 3:26PM PDT Reply to: [email protected]
I am looking for a very special man because I am a very special woman
I love to travel I have been around the world couple 3 times 7 continents would love to find someone to do that with
I don't have any children and would prefer that you don't either unless they are grown and one there own.
Please be around my age so we can grow old together
I am physically and mentally healthy and need you to be too
We will be friends first then after we get to know each other best friends and lovers! We make a great team
The world is so much fun and so much adventure to experience... I just don't want to do it alone anymore
I hope we find each other soon
Please send me a photo of yourself Tell me alittle about yourself Also tell me where you live
Eh...I've had worse...lol
Metasynth
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[h=2]artistic tattooed pierced eccentric bbw here. - 20 (sunland)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-20, 1:13PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
Hey.
Kind of a hippy..
And yes, you have seen me post here before, yes, you have seen me on other sites. I'm not fake, I'm just someone who likes sifting through coals for a diamond.
I'm into photography, painting, dancing (drunk!) writing, exploring places. (geocaching is my new favorite thing)
I drink coffee, smoke like a chimney, and I'm open minded to most anyone. I love meeting new people.
I'm 5"5', dyed red hair, couple tattoo and piercings. I'm a bbw, but not rolling around, everything is pretty much balanced (though more bottom heavy, hah.) Green/blue eyes, and a tendency to wear shiny things and feathers.
Random, I love tall smart men who laugh a lot. Not picky though..
Send photos, and I'll send more to you. Please no creeps!
What do ya think...send her my bruce lee pic?
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
Hey.
Kind of a hippy..
And yes, you have seen me post here before, yes, you have seen me on other sites. I'm not fake, I'm just someone who likes sifting through coals for a diamond.
I'm into photography, painting, dancing (drunk!) writing, exploring places. (geocaching is my new favorite thing)
I drink coffee, smoke like a chimney, and I'm open minded to most anyone. I love meeting new people.
I'm 5"5', dyed red hair, couple tattoo and piercings. I'm a bbw, but not rolling around, everything is pretty much balanced (though more bottom heavy, hah.) Green/blue eyes, and a tendency to wear shiny things and feathers.
Random, I love tall smart men who laugh a lot. Not picky though..
Send photos, and I'll send more to you. Please no creeps!
What do ya think...send her my bruce lee pic?
Metasynth
Well-Known Member
[h=2]looking for sum new friends around my age - 24 (Orange County)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-21, 9:06PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
looking for someone cool to hang out with, maybe more....not looking for an old man or anyone younger than me (25-34) or anything weird just some cool people. I only reply to post with pictures....
thanks
Hmm.......
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
looking for someone cool to hang out with, maybe more....not looking for an old man or anyone younger than me (25-34) or anything weird just some cool people. I only reply to post with pictures....
thanks
Hmm.......
Metasynth
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[h=2]Single Fine Black Woman - 26 (Ontario /San Jacinto/ Palms Springs)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-20, 7:01PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
I'm tall, chocolate complexion and gorgeous. I'm a keeper. That's only if your the solid type that is serious
and wants to have a good relationship. Please don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'll know if your him.
You just be yourself. Also don't ask me what I do for a living either. You will eventually know as our relationship progresses.
Last but not least don't ask me these stupid questions
"Why are you on craigslist"
"Why don't you have a man"
Why aren't you married, yet"
"Why are you single"
If I knew the answer to those questions I would have answered it myself.
In the meantime lets talk and get to know one another. If I like you- you would know.
Man, I'll tell you why you're single on craigslist looking for a man, bossy ass bitch......
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
I'm tall, chocolate complexion and gorgeous. I'm a keeper. That's only if your the solid type that is serious
and wants to have a good relationship. Please don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'll know if your him.
You just be yourself. Also don't ask me what I do for a living either. You will eventually know as our relationship progresses.
Last but not least don't ask me these stupid questions
"Why are you on craigslist"
"Why don't you have a man"
Why aren't you married, yet"
"Why are you single"
If I knew the answer to those questions I would have answered it myself.
In the meantime lets talk and get to know one another. If I like you- you would know.
Man, I'll tell you why you're single on craigslist looking for a man, bossy ass bitch......
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
[h=2]best of craigslist > SF bay area >
To the tranny that blew that guy on the 49 bus last night..... - m4w[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2008-10-12, 7:48AM PDT
[HR][/HR]
....in case you were wondering, yes, we all saw. And were horrified!
You might remember the incident, huh? About 9:45pm last night, heading north. Why would I know the time, well I had to look at my cell phone to keep my eyes from looking over as you pulled his cock through his jeans and into your mouth.
How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade". Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair.
So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and making out with the goofy looking guy. That was odd, but no big deal. But when I looked over and your head was in his lap I was like -- "Are you fucking kidding me, you are now going to blow him?".
I thought it was hilarious that all those Mexican guys sitting right next to you said and did nada. I almost moved away but could not stop looking over. I kept thinking that this is going to make a good Craigslist "missed connection" and maybe a "best of".
The weird part is that the guy was staring at me with this serial killer look the whole time you were servicing him which was a little creepy. Like the whole fucking thing wasn't totally creepy.
So much like a human in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I kept scanning around looking to see if anyone else was registering this. I kept locking eyes with the young punk rock girl across from me. Her boyfriend was being oblivious but she kept looking at me, rolling her eyes and giggling. As they reached that climactic moment she was uncontrollably laughing out loud and it really helped me keep my sanity. To pass the time I texted my sister in real time the blow by blows (no pun intended) and listened to my iPod.
Well, thankfully you two freaks got off somewhere near the Tenderloin after he came in your mouth.
When it was over I had to say something and just made eye contact with everyone and said "Did we all see what I think we just saw?" and everyone laughed out loud.
Learned something new last night. The 49 is a bit more rocking than the 47.
To the tranny that blew that guy on the 49 bus last night..... - m4w[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2008-10-12, 7:48AM PDT
[HR][/HR]
....in case you were wondering, yes, we all saw. And were horrified!
You might remember the incident, huh? About 9:45pm last night, heading north. Why would I know the time, well I had to look at my cell phone to keep my eyes from looking over as you pulled his cock through his jeans and into your mouth.
How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade". Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair.
So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and making out with the goofy looking guy. That was odd, but no big deal. But when I looked over and your head was in his lap I was like -- "Are you fucking kidding me, you are now going to blow him?".
I thought it was hilarious that all those Mexican guys sitting right next to you said and did nada. I almost moved away but could not stop looking over. I kept thinking that this is going to make a good Craigslist "missed connection" and maybe a "best of".
The weird part is that the guy was staring at me with this serial killer look the whole time you were servicing him which was a little creepy. Like the whole fucking thing wasn't totally creepy.
So much like a human in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I kept scanning around looking to see if anyone else was registering this. I kept locking eyes with the young punk rock girl across from me. Her boyfriend was being oblivious but she kept looking at me, rolling her eyes and giggling. As they reached that climactic moment she was uncontrollably laughing out loud and it really helped me keep my sanity. To pass the time I texted my sister in real time the blow by blows (no pun intended) and listened to my iPod.
Well, thankfully you two freaks got off somewhere near the Tenderloin after he came in your mouth.
When it was over I had to say something and just made eye contact with everyone and said "Did we all see what I think we just saw?" and everyone laughed out loud.
Learned something new last night. The 49 is a bit more rocking than the 47.
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
lmao.......single fine black woman - 26 (ontario /san jacinto/ palms springs)
[hr][/hr]date: 2012-06-20, 7:01pm pdt
reply to: [email protected][hr][/hr]
i'm tall, chocolate complexion and gorgeous. I'm a keeper. That's only if your the solid type that is serious
and wants to have a good relationship. Please don't ask me what i'm looking for. I'll know if your him.
You just be yourself. Also don't ask me what i do for a living either. You will eventually know as our relationship progresses.
Last but not least don't ask me these stupid questions
"why are you on craigslist"
"why don't you have a man"
why aren't you married, yet"
"why are you single"
if i knew the answer to those questions i would have answered it myself.
In the meantime lets talk and get to know one another. If i like you- you would know.
man, i'll tell you why you're single on craigslist looking for a man, bossy ass bitch......
smok3h
Well-Known Member
I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I saw the name "Shandita."Meet Shandita
She's a blk female interested in asians.
"would love to learn to speak Asian"
KushXOJ
Well-Known Member
This pic is hella ratchet[h=2]Single Fine Black Woman - 26 (Ontario /San Jacinto/ Palms Springs)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-06-20, 7:01PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected][HR][/HR]
I'm tall, chocolate complexion and gorgeous. I'm a keeper. That's only if your the solid type that is serious
and wants to have a good relationship. Please don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'll know if your him.
You just be yourself. Also don't ask me what I do for a living either. You will eventually know as our relationship progresses.
Last but not least don't ask me these stupid questions
"Why are you on craigslist"
"Why don't you have a man"
Why aren't you married, yet"
"Why are you single"
If I knew the answer to those questions I would have answered it myself.
In the meantime lets talk and get to know one another. If I like you- you would know.
Man, I'll tell you why you're single on craigslist looking for a man, bossy ass bitch......
dvs1038
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Bug Spray Hell!!! I say hit it with a brick and see if it lives!!!!
dvs1038
Well-Known Member
Is hair supposed to grow down ur forehead like that? Instead of a receding hairline, his hairline is attacking his face!!!
dvs1038
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Like Tom Lycas used to say Porkland, Oregon. Home of the other white meat!!!!
nothing can beat portland craigslist women seeking men with image. nothing.
Hi my name is Jennifer and I am looking for someone that wants to celebrate my 31st birthday with me in a few weeks and maybe fore after that. I am 30 years old...i am a BBW 42 DDD breasts. That aside, I am fun, i love to laugh, and geek out over Dr. Who. I love movies, quoting movie, having fun as much as possible. I recently got out a long relationship and i am ready for something real. No more long distace crap...i want someone local...ie Portland area. I love animals, I am a Christian, but religion won't keep me from dating the right person. I have a kinky side but I also just love to make love and hold each other....i want someone that is fun, energetic, loves Monty Python and knows what i mean when i quote Ron Burgandy. I am looking for LTR but I am also for taking our time before we come to that decision. email me...send me a pic...no bots please..please put "bring out your dead" in the subject...send a pic....NO BOTS PLEASE!!
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/w4m/3093473084.html
dvs1038
Well-Known Member
Woman my ass and left nut!!! As Austin Powers would say "That's a man Baby!!!"
Seriously why is it so difficult... - 39 (SW Portland)
I'm a very sweet, easy going, sports loving, drama free woman, who loves hiking, camping, spending time with my friends, and watching movies. I'm seeking a White ATTRACTIVE male 28-43, who wants something special. I love to cook, and I like to share that with someone also. I want a man who is funny, hates drama, enjoys sports and wants someone to get to know, and hang out with.
If you are interested, & you fit what I'm looking for please send me a message. If you don't send a photo, I won't reply. Don't send a hate message, because it makes you look stupid..
Thanks!