Failed my road test for the 3rd time today

Pole Pot

Pole Pot

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Hahahahaha... Maaaaaan. That guy was a straight up punk ass. A little backstory in case y'all don't know, I'm 20 and my mom is literally forcing me to take it or she's gonna kick me out. I've almost saved enough for a down payment on a place with a couple of my buddies but she won't listen. I usually take the city bus to my work (BK, sadly) and I've been totally cool with it and stuff. I mean, I go to work baked and listen to my favorite music on the bus and play my DS... what's not to like, right?

Well my mom is in psycho mode again (must be that time of month) and my dad is on his usual "business trip". She just got done buying me a car and fixing it up for over $4,000 THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR. So I failed again, this time by 1 point (literally 26 when I needed 25). Well, this time I didn't come in baked and managed to do better. But still I was ready to seriously crack that son of a bitch in the nose, he could tell my frustration level when I was yelling at his ass in the DMV. I had to get escorted out by two other employees.

Thing I failed on was just a buncha minor shit, you tellin' me that asshole never makes one fuckin' mistake on the road? What if I took that little fuckin' sheet and started grading him on a trip back to where his ass lives?

Now you may think I'm mad about failing, I'm not, I could really give a shit less about it. I'm mad about now having to wait for a few months before I can take it again cuz my mom said I needed to have it BY THIS TRY. The "examiner" didn't even allow me to explain my situation, and was stone-faced and stern the entire tense ass ride. Good God. This is some shit ain't it? I just sparked up a joint but now I'm pissed again because I haven't told her yet.
 
superstoner1

superstoner1

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dude, your 20yo, live at home, and dont have a drivers license? get a freaking clue you unmotivated slacker. the freedom to drive is huge, but you are one of those that seem to take things for granted. i lied when i was 15 to get a job washing dishes so i could buy a motorcycle without my parents handouts. sounds like your parents need to pack your shit and kick your ass out. whats wrong with young people these days?.
 
UncleNasty

UncleNasty

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Wait. You're 20....

I hope your mom bought you an automatic

Stick might be complicated


*ding*. Fries are done....*burning smell




No. you are riding your break....*burning smell



*authority issues*
 
Pole Pot

Pole Pot

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superstoner1 said:
dude, your 20yo, live at home, and dont have a drivers license? get a freaking clue you unmotivated slacker. the freedom to drive is huge, but you are one of those that seem to take things for granted. i lied when i was 15 to get a job washing dishes so i could buy a motorcycle without my parents handouts. sounds like your parents need to pack your shit and kick your ass out. whats wrong with young people these days?.
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Like I said bro, I take the BUS. It saves money, I'm trying to save for a house with a couple friends. That sounds pretty motivated to me... No need for a vehicle in this big ass city anyway when everything is done by metro or bus.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Why did you put "examiner" in quote marks? And why should he spare one second for an explanation? It's a test. Perform or be removed. cn
 
lokie

lokie

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That ranks up with a dude i worked with as a teen. dude said he failed the marines entry exam 5 times and was
looking forward to the next chance he could try to get in again. that dude was baked all of the time.:eyesmoke:
 
smoke and coke

smoke and coke

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i say you need to have a better attitude about the test. and since you needed to pass this time and didnt, maybe you can beg your mom for some more practice on the road before the next test.

having a license is good thing to have even if you dont use it right now.
 
Pole Pot

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smoke and coke said:
i say you need to have a better attitude about the test. and since you needed to pass this time and didnt, maybe you can beg your mom for some more practice on the road before the next test.

having a license is good thing to have even if you dont use it right now.
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It'd probably be useful if I ever moved out of the city, but for now I got all I need right here. I probably will try and get it eventually. They shoulda kept it mandatory in high school, huh? XD
 
Total Head

Total Head

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if you fail a road test 3 times then you can't drive and shouldn't have a license. nobody wants to share the road with you. if you don't want a license, stop taking road tests. if your mom throws you out because you don't have a license then get your own place. issue resolved.

i also want you to know that i'm playing the world's smallest violin as i read your sob story about being force-gifted a working automobile that would otherwise take over a year to save up for with your current wages. your mom sounds totally heinous. :roll:
 
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Wilksey

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Could be worse.

You could be my kid.

Upon completion of high school and / or at the age of 18, you'd have either signed a lease for your room/utilities, or packed your shit up and hit the bricks.

You'll never learn to fly if you don't leave the nest.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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We've been in a Recession ::cough:: Depression ::cough:: since 2008. It's not uncommon these days for young 'uns to stay in the nest a little bit longer. Although, the freedom of having your own place is undeniably one of the best feelings in the world. ;)
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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How f...ing stupid you can't pass a simple test? You can't keep your shit straight long enough to do the studing and taking the test??
Which one did you flunk?? the written or behind the wheel? Your down there yelling at them why?? Because in your weak mind you
think your some how smarter then them, what gives you the right? Maybe your Mon just wants your ass out..
 
DelSlow

DelSlow

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I knew a guy who failed the road test 6 times until he finally got his license.

So I won't shit on you unless you fail 4 more times.
 
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