What excuse would you have for a Tent?

[Nice Ol Bud]

So i'm contemplating if I should invest in a little indoor grow tent.
Problem is that it get's inspected every now-and-then.

Was wondering what the community would use as an excuse for having a 4by4 grow tent in the room with exhaust coming out.
The noise and smell wont be a problem. Ill cover smell w/ Carbon Filter, & the AC will be covering the noise from the fans.
The problem is.. when she comes in to inspect it.. they're is going to be a huge black thing in the room.
What would I say or use as an excuse for that?

Or matter of fact.. how would I cover it up?

Any Idea guys?
Rep for the brilliant answers.

 

[cannabineer]

A rather solidly-built Yemeni mail-order bride. cn

 

[UncleBuck]

whitepowder just got a tent. what a coincidence.

 

[DSB65]

whitepowder just got a tent. what a coincidence.

DO YOU MEAN..

 

[lokie]

if she can see it she will smell it, even with a scrubber.

 

[UncleBuck]

no, i mean the OP's new sock puppet account, whitepowder.

 

[cannabineer]

Oh my Godwin. cn

 

[DSB65]

no, i mean the OP's new sock puppet account, whitepowder.

 

[cannabineer]

Have a picture of this

and tell her it's at the cleaners. Invite her to peek inside, but have a nasty-looking disclaimer/indemnity contract for her to sign ... to avoid what happened to the last guy. cn

 

[charface]

practicing Shaman.

 

[gioua]

wake up daily with a tent... I blame testosterone!!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Ask her to be the doctors new assistant and say its his tardis?!?

Seriously though build a wood framed box that's not going to raise eyebrows. Or convert a sideboard or something.

 

[charface]

Lol. I deleted my post so as not to ruffle feathers and you hung me with it.
I gotta be fast around here.

 

[cannabineer]

No worries. I removed my response. cn

 

[cannabineer]

A semi-serious suggestion: Have a bucket of rocks and a chair to put inside. Folding sauna! cn

 

[purklize]

A wardrobe for clothes... I've seen zipup tents for those online before.

Other than that, my excuse for my tent would be that I have post herpetic neuralgia.

 

[jessy koons]

A bed and breakfast for traveling circus midgets. Rock climbing wall for cats. Bomb shelter prototype. Bariatric chamber for pirate friends of yours.

 

[cannabineer]

"portable bomb shelter" *like*
cn

 

[ctwalrus]

build a huge over sized but flashy entertainment center for a big ass tv to sit in..
make it so the tent is in there

 

[charface]

I`m part of a dutch oven group