Man's Penis Stolen by Thieves.

Winter Woman

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ROFLMAO! What you guys do for some tang.

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
 

srh88

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"I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
hate when this happens
 

RyanTheRhino

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Ummm........................ WTF is wrong with you woman. That is almost worse then losing a child. I googled penis snatcher because I was going to make a joke about "well did he look in the bushes" You know the only one I think people have ever heard about.


Well I was wrong apparently this happens a lot. Im sleeping with a metal cup on tonight


 

Winter Woman

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No, it was must have been a slow news day. I hadn't thought about it. It was just there and I thought you'd guys find it, well, I was going to say funny.
 

smok3h

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Wow, the Chinese officials are really starting to take this one child thing really seriously.
 

Blacktophat

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wow. imagine how sharp that knife must have been to slice through fkin cock tendon or wtf ever it is...holy SHIT.

i just dont see it... i mean.. there would have to be SOME resistance right??

scary knowin it could happen that fast..
 

rowlman

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This is why I keep video tapes of my penis, at every angle in various positions.....for identification purposes incase this ever happens!
 

TheChosen

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The more likely scenario?

He was a woman who stole the identify of a guy but his cover got blown when she had their period so she had to come up with a good cover story.

Mystery solved.
 
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