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I would love to watch the Southern Dumping Squid get pooped. cn
I like my bong as well as the next guy, but damn !!??If you love marijuana, you generally feel quite strongly about the apparatus with which you smoke it. For one man, that might have been a little too much.
Brandon Chviek, 20, was arrested for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend after she broke his beloved bong. He has been charged with domestic battery and strangulation, aggravated assault and possession of drug paraphernalia.
After Chviek's live-in girlfriend shattered the bong, Chviek allegedly pointed a gun at her before hitting her until she fell to the ground and then choking her, according to the Miami New Times. At the time, she was convinced Chviek would kill her, she later told police.
The girlfriend managed to escape and appeared at the sheriff's office with a bruise on her cheek and several scratches, said Gainesville Police Department spokesman Officer Ben Tobias, according to the Gainesville Sun.
Chviek later told police that he had acted out of self-defense after his girlfriend tried to trap him in their apartment and that he does not own a gun, reported the Sun.
He is currently in Alachua County Jail on $27,000 bond.
In other tales of men loving their bongs a tad too much, a Nebraska man was arrested for smoking marijuana out of a bong with his cat stuffed inside. The man accounted for his actions by explaining that his cat had been very hyper and he was trying to calm her down.
I actually clicked on the article. The first comment was neer to my heart: "maybe the guy just wanted to get catatonic." I doff my hat his way. cnI like my bong as well as the next guy, but damn !!??
good or bad the good old boy network thrives.It's KY that explains it. Only about 40 years behind.
400 million freakin' dollars!Here is a Darwin candidate waiting his turn.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78894.html
Navy: Submarine fire set intentionally so worker could leave early
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) - Navy investigators have determined that a civilian laborer set a fire that caused $400 million in damage to a nuclear-powered submarine because he had anxiety and wanted to get out of work early.
Casey James Fury of Portsmouth, N.H., faces up to life in prison if convicted of two counts of arson in the fire aboard the USS Miami attack submarine while it was in dry dock May 23 and a second blaze outside the sub on June 16.
The 24-year-old Casey was taking medications for anxiety and depression and told investigators he set the fires so he could get out of work, according a seven-page affidavit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in Portland.
Fury made his first court appearance Monday afternoon but did not enter a plea.
Magistrate Judge John Rich III scheduled a combined detention and probable cause hearing for next month. The U.S. attorney's office has filed a motion asking that Fury be held without bail.
Fury's federal public defender, David Beneman, did not speak in court and earlier in the day declined to comment to The Associated Press.
People who appeared to be family members attended the hearing but also declined to comment.
The Miami was in dry dock at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard in Kittery, Maine, for an overhaul when the fire damaged the torpedo room and command area inside the forward compartment. It took more than 12 hours to extinguish.
A second fire was reported June 16 on the dry dock cradle on which the Miami rests, but there was no damage and no injuries.
Fury, who was working on the sub as a painter and sandblaster, initially denied starting the fires but eventually acknowledged his involvement, the affidavit states.
He admitted setting the May 23 fire, which caused an estimated $400 million in damage, while taking a lie-detector test and being told by the examiner he wasn't being truthful.
Fury told Timothy Bailey, an agent for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, that "his anxiety started getting really bad," so he grabbed his cigarettes and a lighter, walked up to a bunk room and set fire to some rags on the top bunk.
The Navy originally said the fire started when an industrial vacuum cleaner sucked up a heat source that ignited debris inside.
Fury said he set the second fire after getting anxious over a text-message exchange with an ex-girlfriend about a man she had started seeing, according to the affidavit. He wanted to leave work early, so he took some alcohol wipes and set them on fire outside the submarine.
Fury said he initially lied about setting the fires "because he was scared and because everything was blurry to him and his memory was impacted due to his anxiety and the medication he was taking at the time," according to the affidavit.
Fury told NCIS agent Jeremy Gauthier that he was taking three medications for anxiety, depression and sleep, and a fourth for allergies. He checked himself into an in-patient mental health facility on June 21 and checked himself out two days later, the affidavit reads.
If convicted of either charge, Fury could face life imprisonment and a fine of up to $250,000 and be ordered to pay restitution, officials said.
Once was not enough?Fury said he set the second fire after getting anxious over a text-message exchange with an ex-girlfriend about a man she had started seeing, according to the affidavit. He wanted to leave work early, so he took some alcohol wipes and set them on fire outside the submarine.
i almost peed myself from laughing when i read about the guy shooting himself, goulias is like 15 mins from where i liveMan takes on mouse with a gun: Mouse wins
In the eternal battle between man and mouse, one Ontario rodent has emerged victorious.
As QMI Agency reports, 40-year-old Dale Whitmell of Goulais River landed in the hospital after he lunged for a set of whiskers and shot himself in the forehead instead.
Whitmell was at a camp near Wawa, Ont., last Wednesday when he set his sights on the eradication of one particular furry critter.
As he swooped down to kill the mouse with the butt of a rifle, the weapon accidentally discharged.
By some mercy of the rodent gods, the bullet only grazed Whitmell's forehead. He was treated at a local hospital and later released.
In fairness to Whitmell, the article states he was unaware the rifle had been loaded.
That detail will likely come into play on Sept. 17, when Whitmell is schedule to appear in court on careless use of a firearm charges.
In the meantime, he joins a long list of individuals who have taken on animals and lost.
Back in 2009, staff at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium rushed to stanch a 200-gallon saltwater flood after a resident octopus managed to open a water valve in her tank.
And who can forget the incredible sight of an orangutan putting a sumo wrestler to shame during a round of tug of war?
Proof that unless you're fully prepared, it's best to leave all man versus beast attempt to Bear Grylls.