who thinks that they got the biggest outdoor plant so far this season?!!

bigboybuds said:
LOL.. is that a mattress I see? Looks like a perfect spot to lay down after a hard days work... And come late Sept, early Oct.
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yes, that is a futon mattress. been sleeping out there nearly two months now. fucking neighborhood kids swiped some veg plants form me in may and i'm not taking any chances with the rest. i plan on pranking the shit out of the kids but only after harvest is safely in. revenge is best served cold.
 
Ugh - sorry to hear that, UB :(

I feel your pain. My husband and I spent 2 days and considerable expense planting a row of 20 arborvitae trees in front of one of our properties. I lovingly mulched them and watered them every few days. They were doing so well that we bought 20 more 2 weeks later and went to plant them, to continue the row, and the first ones had all been stolen. Needless to say, they are still in the containers since May. Which is maybe a good thing in this heat wave. They are in filtered shade on my deck until I can figure a safe place to plant them.
 
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Dammmmmmmmm now thats alot of weed nice man i would like to think i will be at this stage by the time im 20-24 years of age fuck doing time now need to get bigger if i dont want to get bum raped in jail
 
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Looks 2 be a few inches short of 10' and bout 9' wide. They are stretching along now.
 

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UncleBuck said:
yes, that is a futon mattress. been sleeping out there nearly two months now. fucking neighborhood kids swiped some veg plants form me in may and i'm not taking any chances with the rest. i plan on pranking the shit out of the kids but only after harvest is safely in. revenge is best served cold.
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LOL.. effin kids. At least you have something beautiful to go to sleep/wake up to every day. If I did that, my wife would leave me. She already hates the amount of time I put into growing.. but sleeping with them would probably push her over the edge..:cuss: Have anything in mind, as far as revenge goes? I'm sure the fine folks on here could help you come up with something..:fire: If it was me, and I knew who it was.. I would make something up like

"Guys.. I know you stole my plants.. and I don't care. But you all need to know that it was a special strain I was growing, to combat my wife's symptoms of Menopause. I had been adding female hormones to every watering since it was a seedling. If you grew it out, and smoked it.. your penis's are already probably starting to get smaller, and your man-boobs will start filling shortly"

Or something like that.. But I'm baked also soooo..:eyesmoke:
 
bigboybuds said:
LOL.. effin kids. At least you have something beautiful to go to sleep/wake up to every day. If I did that, my wife would leave me. She already hates the amount of time I put into growing.. but sleeping with them would probably push her over the edge..:cuss: Have anything in mind, as far as revenge goes? I'm sure the fine folks on here could help you come up with something..:fire: If it was me, and I knew who it was.. I would make something up like

"Guys.. I know you stole my plants.. and I don't care. But you all need to know that it was a special strain I was growing, to combat my wife's symptoms of Menopause. I had been adding female hormones to every watering since it was a seedling. If you grew it out, and smoked it.. your penis's are already probably starting to get smaller, and your man-boobs will start filling shortly"

Or something like that.. But I'm baked also soooo..:eyesmoke:
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I like your train of thought lol.
 
Laney said:
Ugh - sorry to hear that, UB :(

I feel your pain. My husband and I spent 2 days and considerable expense planting a row of 20 arborvitae trees in front of one of our properties. I lovingly mulched them and watered them every few days. They were doing so well that we bought 20 more 2 weeks later and went to plant them, to continue the row, and the first ones had all been stolen. Needless to say, they are still in the containers since May. Which is maybe a good thing in this heat wave. They are in filtered shade on my deck until I can figure a safe place to plant them.
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they stole arborvitae?

WTF is wrong with people? that's just crazy.
 
bigboybuds said:
LOL.. effin kids. At least you have something beautiful to go to sleep/wake up to every day. If I did that, my wife would leave me. She already hates the amount of time I put into growing.. but sleeping with them would probably push her over the edge..:cuss: Have anything in mind, as far as revenge goes? I'm sure the fine folks on here could help you come up with something..:fire: If it was me, and I knew who it was.. I would make something up like

"Guys.. I know you stole my plants.. and I don't care. But you all need to know that it was a special strain I was growing, to combat my wife's symptoms of Menopause. I had been adding female hormones to every watering since it was a seedling. If you grew it out, and smoked it.. your penis's are already probably starting to get smaller, and your man-boobs will start filling shortly"

Or something like that.. But I'm baked also soooo..:eyesmoke:
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they ditched the plants in the wash because napolean is an idiot and can't figure out what a budding and veg plant looks like lol !!
 
bigboybuds said:
LOL.. effin kids. At least you have something beautiful to go to sleep/wake up to every day. If I did that, my wife would leave me. She already hates the amount of time I put into growing.. but sleeping with them would probably push her over the edge..:cuss: Have anything in mind, as far as revenge goes? I'm sure the fine folks on here could help you come up with something..:fire: If it was me, and I knew who it was.. I would make something up like

"Guys.. I know you stole my plants.. and I don't care. But you all need to know that it was a special strain I was growing, to combat my wife's symptoms of Menopause. I had been adding female hormones to every watering since it was a seedling. If you grew it out, and smoked it.. your penis's are already probably starting to get smaller, and your man-boobs will start filling shortly"

Or something like that.. But I'm baked also soooo..:eyesmoke:
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lol. i'm going to be subtle and make them wonder who is even fucking with them. call their house from a "clinic" and state that a patient has AIDS and their son needs to be tested. drop off piles of my dog's shit in the middle of the night. hang signs of them around town saying "missing", and other such stuff. psychological warfare.

and yeah, chanice is not too happy about me sleeping out there, but she understands. it used to be so hot in there in the morning, but now the plants are so huge they shade me out until mid morning. it's nice.
 
most people up here did at least one light dep run already but the full term plants in 65 gal potters are 5-6 feet, plants in 100 gal pots will end up around 10 feet. No way anyone's going to let me take pictures.
 
UncleBuck said:
they stole arborvitae?

WTF is wrong with people? that's just crazy.
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Yes, we were dunbstruck. We reported it to the sherriff and the deputy actually canvassed the area and there was a witness who saw a couple pull up in a pick up around midnight, pull the trees, throw them in the bed of the pickup and drive away. Apparantly this was a planned heist and not just some vandalism by bored kids. I still can't believe it. We live in a very rural area but have since found out that there is an enormous amount of crime in the area and the small town is currently enjoying a curfew. I thought we left NYC to get away from all that!
 
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lol. i'm going to be subtle and make them wonder who is even fucking with them. call their house from a "clinic" and state that a patient has AIDS and their son needs to be tested. drop off piles of my dog's shit in the middle of the night. hang signs of them around town saying "missing", and other such stuff. psychological warfare.

and yeah, chanice is not too happy about me sleeping out there, but she understands. it used to be so hot in there in the morning, but now the plants are so huge they shade me out until mid morning. it's nice.
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LOL.. That shit would freak me out.
 
i win.... :) and people try to talk down on miracle grow
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