Padawanbater2
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Have a damn orgasm with a chick.
Have a damn orgasm with a chick.
Something sexually I want to fulfill before I die is...
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stoned cockatoo
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Pack raped by dolphins
Padawanbater2
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lol good luck!
Heisenberg
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Achieve disinterest
eye exaggerate
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...regain interest 
edit: getting older does not suck
edit: getting older does not suck
Zaehet Strife
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My girlfriend and her best friend... that would be SWEET.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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this is a tough one... all the kardashians. i need me a orgy full of mentally disabled, but still somewhat sexy women.
tyler.durden
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I've done most shit I've wanted to try, crazy times. I think I'd like to write, direct and star in my own porno. That would be pretty fun...
billybob420
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jizz on a crowd of people from a tall balcony. getting away is a must.
Padawanbater2
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That's always something I've wanted to do, too.
Today's porn is really generic. I think the adult film industry has a ton of room to improve and grow, it seems like they take baby steps. I wonder if there's a way to employ the tube sites along with high quality production, because those do take a lot of money to produce.
I was reading about Bangbros and Brazzers today, those companies are two of the biggest names in porn
Pissinyourtropicana
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I'd like to face fuck my grade 10 civics and careers teachers. Both of them were the hottest sluts ever ms Jackson sat on desks with her skirt open and I know she was probably tossed in uni like a salad.
Hepheastus420
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Fuck my english teacher I had in junior year HS..
And fuck the chick next door.. Wow, she's just too hot.
Dislexicmidget2021
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To bang a chick who dosent mind being called by a different name during climax,especially if its intended.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
All you'll need to do is wait. It'll happen. In the meantime, I recommend you celebrate hormonal abundance. cn
tyler.durden
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Poor Heis has at least another 25 year wait for that
Try wedding cake, worked like a charm for my ex-wives...
Padawanbater2
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lmaoPoor Heis has at least another 25 year wait for that
Is that the case, the lady stops putting out when the vows are passed?
Aww, I am dissapoint..
I hear the same thing about blowjobs.. Blowjobs are like the womans 'bait', once the man is hooked, farewell to the blowjob!
Hepheastus420
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tyler.durden
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These things you list are all true, if she's at all hot. The cake comment came from the old joke, "Scientists have discovered a substance that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%. They named this substance wedding cake." The other thing I heard before I got married the first time was, 'If you put a pebble in a jar each time you have sex for the first year, and take one out each time after the first year, you'll never empty that jar'...