Probably wont be posting for a little while

[high|hgih]

I managed to have a drunken incident a couple nights ago where I punched through glass and cut both tendons in my middle finger... Ill have an obnoxious cast on for 3 weeks, then a different one for two more.

Ill explain the whole story when my other hand is able to type because this is really annoying lol

Love you all!

 

[cannabineer]

In the meantime, get max mileage out of the rude gesture potential. cn

 

[smok3h]

Can't wait to hear this story.

 

[olylifter420]

Why dont you punch a wall next time?

Less damage

I managed to have a drunken incident a couple nights ago where I punched through glass and cut both tendons in my middle finger... Ill have an obnoxious cast on for 3 weeks, then a different one for two more.

Ill explain the whole story when my other hand is able to type because this is really annoying lol

Love you all!

 

[beardo]

Masturbating with your other hand is going to be awkward

 

[cannabineer]

Masturbating with your other hand is going to be awkward

Think of it as an affair. Buy the Other Hand sexy little nothings. cn

 

[olylifter420]

Thats why its called "the stranger"

Masturbating with your other hand is going to be awkward

 

[racerboy71]

Thats why its called "the stranger"

yah, i always feel like someone else is jerking me off when i use the other hand..

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

yah, i always feel like someone else is jerking me off when i use the other hand..

I'm happy to say I don't know what that feels like.
An uncoordinated man-hand substitute.
No thanks anyway.

 

[racerboy71]

I'm happy to say I don't know what that feels like.
An uncoordinated man-hand substitute.
No thanks anyway.

lol, yah, i just got some of that action last week... gf is on antibiotics, and i wasn't taking no chances...

 

[srh88]

[video=youtube;UjWsKvO0pgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjWsKvO0pgM[/video]
58 seconds in

 

[LetsMakePot!]

lol that sounds like sum shit id do...hahah

"sorry guys i got pissed and.... stomped out my garden, threw my cooltube at my dog, punched 3 children, beat up a smelly homeless woman, and tore my "fuck you" finger in 2 spots, ya 2, and now i cant even flip you off properly!"

hahaahahha feeel better bro !!

 

[high|hgih]

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Wasn't to monumental lol I was carrying my new sliding door and tripped over a fucking xbox controller.. At least it was just my finger

But Im extremely angry now because last night I snapped the upper tendon AGAIN while asleep. I wasnt supposed to straiten it out, but when I was asleep I did it anyways...
Time for surgery round 2 I guess... Am I fucked? Can they even fix it again?

Plus I have this god damn opiate withdrawal going on.. Grrrrrrrr >=(

 

[UncleBuck]

sorry to hear bro...

 

[stoned cockatoo]

Masturbating with your other hand is going to be awkward

My preferred hand starts moving by reaction

 

[welshsmoker]

i love these (while i was pissed story's) i could tell a few, chin up mate.

 

[high|hgih]

Haha thanks man I hate bein pissed but this is terrible I cant even work til its fixed, Im broke, my insurance sucks.. :'( Ima die

 

[futureprospects]

White boy problems punching glass seems like a weekend warrior ritual!

 

[FresnoFarmer]

What satisfaction do you get out of punching things?

"What?! You fucked my wife?! *BOOM*....Yeah, that's right!! I just punched my own car. So what!!"

 

[high|hgih]

I didnt punch anything.. Im about to lol well.. I just got a refill on my vikes so Im quite happy.. Dopethrone baby! YEAAHH!!!
[video=youtube;XWHplp10kQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHplp10kQM[/video]

Anyways, sometimes I do punch things.. So what of it? I bet youve punched things out of anger, deep breaths dont work sometimes and that god damn RC car is snarling right in your face!