"Higher than ___" | What sayings are your favorite?

[RELiG]

Did a search but didnt find anything. Maybe I used the wrong keywords?

Anyways, I always like to laugh and BS with friends while getting right

It doesnt have to necessarily start out with "Im higher than ___ " as long as it is in regards to getting high

Here are a couple of my favorites as well as some Ive heard

"higher than Giraffe pussy/ass"
"higher than groceries"
"Lets stoke this fire" ( when hitting from a bowl)

 

[potroastV2]

Higher than a Cat's back!

 

[CrownMeKing]

saying are stupid, i just say im zooted.

 

[gaztron3030]

one by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

 

[scroglodyte]

higher than...........*drool*

 

[rebelfied]

higher than three chickens. (a/b joke)

 

[420God]

I'm fucking lit.

 

[D3monic]

straight faded, so loud my ear's ringing ect.

 

[gaztron3030]

Get back in that kitchen and bake me sum pie!

 

[cannabineer]

"so high we had to scrape him off the ceiling" cn

 

[neosapien]

"I'm higher than the interest rate on your student loans".

 

[futureprospects]

baked like a batch of brownies
higher than sputnik
I fly so high, so high above the rainbows I fly

 

[bonzo78]

Man, I'm higher than Sh**!

 

[Doobius1]

Higher than a hippy in a hot air balloon

 

[Carne Seca]

"I'm higher than the interest rate on your student loans".

 

[mysunnyboy]

not higher than story here but it reminds of one time i got some really good weed, and i told my gf "hey i got the shit that killed elvis" and she looked me dead in the eye and said WELL I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!

 

[cannabineer]

not higher than story here but it reminds of one time i got some really good weed, and i told my gf "hey i got the shit that killed elvis" and she looked me dead in the eye and said WELL I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!

 

[brimck325]

this may be from sub....so high..you can put your own footprints on the moon.....peace

 

[Krabby]

I often tell the wife I'm going bowling................ie: going to smoke a bowl.

and I have referred to myself as being "high as giraffe balls"

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Weirdest peanut butter and banana sandwich friend in butter that I've ever seen.