can i get in trouble for this

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
lol, i was just looking for some of his threads ttt, but nothing really stuck out in my memory.. i'm sure you can find what i'm talking about through google though, it's worth the effort... even though he edited the posts on that site, lots of people quoted him and you can still read what was written and get a good chuckle out of it.. :D
If I recall, the juiciest threads were all deleted. There was one in Outdoor Growing ... it lasted longer than most, and had its epic moments ... cn

<add> retrieved a good'n.

https://www.rollitup.org/outdoor-growing/549045-can-drops-water-your-leaves.html
 

beer316

New Member
well i had my interview today. i go in nervous as fuck and this big scary looking cops brings me in this medium sized office kinda room and he says wait here. him and 2 other cops come back looking real serious and pissed, my heart was beating so hard i thought i was gonna have a heart attack. i tried my best to act like i wasnt nervous. one of the other ones that walked in i think was a police chief or something of higher rank, he did all the talking. he started off by saying something like so you were at work last august 24th around 11:something am? i said im not sure what day was the 24th? they said on a friday and i said yeah every friday 9-5. right then i was so fucking relieved. i completely forgot about 2 weeks ago the place i work at (kinda like a smaller walmart), we had 3 tvs stolen. these contractors were adding on to the building. they were using our couple old shopping carts to haul garbage and such. i guess one of the contractors, he was kind of a younger newer guy the contracting company hired and was shady. they said they felt sorry for him cause he had a couple kids and was jobless before. he put the tvs in the cart with old drywall waste on top to try and hide it. then he loaded them in his car. we got cameras everywhere even in the parking lot. we caught him cause in the back we had a pallet and everyday before close i have to record everything expensive we have in back and up front. i noticed 3 were missing in the back so i phoned the manly security gal. she called the cops and i didnt really think anything of it cause it's not the first time i've noticed shit missing and never before did i talk to cops about it, security always handled it cause they do the camera shit. anyways the cops asked me a few more questions like if i seen anything and i just pretty much told them exactly what happen. they told me they might need to talk to me again and they will call me and i may even get a subpoena for court if the guy pleads not guilty. they said the camera evidence should be enough though. then they said they just need me to write a statement about anything i remember that day and even offered me a cup of coffee. they said they actually tried calling me a couple other times but got no answer. i actually never noticed on the caller id. he even said they didnt tell you, you had to come in today did they? i said they just asked if tomorrow at 10 is okay and i didnt mind. who would have thought the police chief would be working on a labor day? at least i think he was. i was so nervous i hardly remember the introduction.

feels damn good. im not in the clear though, they could come back for the bar incident. fuck i guess this makes me a snitch too. guess i am just a piece of shit scumbag. im no better that my friends nephew i stole the $30 from. think im just gonna blow my brains out now, i cant live with myself. ever think riu would have a suicide thread?
 

beer316

New Member
SHORT VERSION:

tvs were missing at my work a couple weeks ago which i noticed. i snitched and called the manly security gal. she called the cops. the whole meeting was for me to confirm what happen and write a statement. i snitched and before that i stole im not better than the asshole junkie i stole from. might just have to end it all. no lock on moms pistol drawer.
 

the night owl

Active Member
SHORT VERSION:

tvs were missing at my work a couple weeks ago which i noticed. i snitched and called the manly security gal. she called the cops. the whole meeting was for me to confirm what happen and write a statement. i snitched and before that i stole im not better than the asshole junkie i stole from. might just have to end it all. no lock on moms pistol drawer.
Mom's pistol drawer? HA HA HA HA. I hope she's got something good in there, because you aint ending shit with a lil .25 pocket pistol. now, dad's gun cabinet, that's a different story.

gun cabinet.JPG and don't feel bad about any of this. you did what you did and it's done. all you did was steal from a junkie, who for all you know is trying to ween himself down, talk to the cops, which will lead to the arrest of a family man, and maybe tear apart a family. all in all, no harm done. and you scored some free drinks which is always a plus. o.k., enough satire for now. on a serious note, I'm glad to hear everything worked out for you for the time being.
 

skiweeds

Active Member
SHORT VERSION:

tvs were missing at my work a couple weeks ago which i noticed. i snitched and called the manly security gal. she called the cops. the whole meeting was for me to confirm what happen and write a statement. i snitched and before that i stole im not better than the asshole junkie i stole from. might just have to end it all. no lock on moms pistol drawer.
Actually what you did wasn't really all that bad, just fucking stupid! Good luck though, hope they don't come after you. If that pistol is just a 22 you better aim it right LOL.
 

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
well i had my interview today. i go in nervous as fuck and this big scary looking cops brings me in this medium sized office kinda room and he says wait here. him and 2 other cops come back looking real serious and pissed, my heart was beating so hard i thought i was gonna have a heart attack. i tried my best to act like i wasnt nervous. one of the other ones that walked in i think was a police chief or something of higher rank, he did all the talking. he started off by saying something like so you were at work last august 24th around 11:something am? i said im not sure what day was the 24th? they said on a friday and i said yeah every friday 9-5. right then i was so fucking relieved. i completely forgot about 2 weeks ago the place i work at (kinda like a smaller walmart), we had 3 tvs stolen. these contractors were adding on to the building. they were using our couple old shopping carts to haul garbage and such. i guess one of the contractors, he was kind of a younger newer guy the contracting company hired and was shady. they said they felt sorry for him cause he had a couple kids and was jobless before. he put the tvs in the cart with old drywall waste on top to try and hide it. then he loaded them in his car. we got cameras everywhere even in the parking lot. we caught him cause in the back we had a pallet and everyday before close i have to record everything expensive we have in back and up front. i noticed 3 were missing in the back so i phoned the manly security gal. she called the cops and i didnt really think anything of it cause it's not the first time i've noticed shit missing and never before did i talk to cops about it, security always handled it cause they do the camera shit. anyways the cops asked me a few more questions like if i seen anything and i just pretty much told them exactly what happen. they told me they might need to talk to me again and they will call me and i may even get a subpoena for court if the guy pleads not guilty. they said the camera evidence should be enough though. then they said they just need me to write a statement about anything i remember that day and even offered me a cup of coffee. they said they actually tried calling me a couple other times but got no answer. i actually never noticed on the caller id. he even said they didnt tell you, you had to come in today did they? i said they just asked if tomorrow at 10 is okay and i didnt mind. who would have thought the police chief would be working on a labor day? at least i think he was. i was so nervous i hardly remember the introduction.

feels damn good. im not in the clear though, they could come back for the bar incident. fuck i guess this makes me a snitch too. guess i am just a piece of shit scumbag. im no better that my friends nephew i stole the $30 from. think im just gonna blow my brains out now, i cant live with myself. ever think riu would have a suicide thread?
SHORT VERSION:

tvs were missing at my work a couple weeks ago which i noticed. i snitched and called the manly security gal. she called the cops. the whole meeting was for me to confirm what happen and write a statement. i snitched and before that i stole im not better than the asshole junkie i stole from. might just have to end it all. no lock on moms pistol drawer.
So the Staties were not after you.

Congratulations.

But that does not change anything.

A known informant whom you did dirty still lurks out there.

It's only a matter of time before he pays you back.
 

beer316

New Member
oh yeah, cameras at the bar were not recording at the time. friend of mine found out for me. i got stupid lucky. unless a cop seen me there.
 

beer316

New Member
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my money. Prepare to die.
my name is octavio from texas, nice to meet you.

also obviously decided not to shoot myself. didnt know mommy was out of bullets and i can't buy more cause i spent my money at the bar. might try to hang myself with an internet cable though. blaming it all on slow ass dial up and riu.
 

beer316

New Member
i'd fuck bateman if he were gay. btw, the book is better than the movie. oh yeah i dont think bateman ever had money stolen, but he gets real jealous of the guy with the fisher account. his best friend is also tim price. not brice. hes also a crazy coke head.
 

beer316

New Member
This sounds like a troll story anyway. I guess the OP will disappear for a while so we may not know for another 6 to 12... lol funny shit though. This guy reminds me of a friend of mine Big Al. haha
if it's THE big al hes a fucking top notch grower. but that sweet tooth strain is nothing special.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
oh yeah, cameras at the bar were not recording at the time. friend of mine found out for me. i got stupid lucky. unless a cop seen me there.
How very fortuitous. You seem to have friends in all the right places and circumstances. It's almost like..... a story.
 
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