Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Hepheastus420]

I'll hold you to it.

Here's a gun...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Alright, so my laptop has a camera attached to it so I should be able to take a picture with that right?

 

[smok3h]

Alright, so my laptop has a camera attached to it so I should be able to take a picture with that right?

You can usually take pictures with cameras, yes.

 

[Hepheastus420]

You can usually take pictures with cameras, yes.

But how?

 

[smok3h]

But how?
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Haha.

This, grasshopper, you must learn yourself.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Haha.

This, grasshopper, you must learn yourself.

CONQUERED!!

Presenting the shadow shitting bull!!

 

[cannabineer]

Yay! Buttwisp. cn

 

[srh88]

swwweeeeet hep

 

[smok3h]

Haha, it looks more like a pig than a bull from what I can see; regardless, it's still awesome.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Haha, it looks more like a pig than a bull from what I can see; regardless, it's still awesome.

If my pipe was alive, he'd be very sad right now..


It's the angle.. His horns look like ears right there lol.

 

[futureprospects]

beating off at work is totally acceptable

 

[Hepheastus420]

beating off at work is totally acceptable

....Unless nobody sees you.........

 

[blazinkill504]

why the fuck do food places close soo early. id be at popeyes right now if that bitch was 24 hours.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Again guys seem to talk about masturbating and it being okay to do it anytime/anywhere... If it were a girl she'd be branded a hypersexed nympho-slut. Weird.

Tip Top's main Christmas present arrived today... Got to be prepared :3

 

[Carne Seca]

Again guys seem to talk about masturbating and it being okay to do it anytime/anywhere... If it were a girl she'd be branded a hypersexed nympho-slut. Weird.

You're seeing a prime example of the male double standard. A vestigial stone age tribal custom that blossomed during the medieval age under Christianity with chastity belts and wedding night bed sheet checking. Women aren't supposed to have libidos. They're simply sperm depositories.

 

[TheChosen]

They weren't just for women.

 

[Carne Seca]

They weren't just for women.

I thought a male chastity belt was just a buttplug.

 

[cannabineer]

I thought a male chastity belt was just a buttplug.

Actually for most men (who are all talk, anyway) ... cn

 

[Hepheastus420]

Again guys seem to talk about masturbating and it being okay to do it anytime/anywhere... If it were a girl she'd be branded a hypersexed nympho-slut. Weird.

Tip Top's main Christmas present arrived today... Got to be prepared :3

Ummm.. If a hot girl was masturbating in the seat next to me, insults towards her would be wayy in the back of my mind.. Just saying.


Edit: And take a joke buddy

I would never masturbate at work.. What if bob saw? I'd never be able to look him in the eye again.

 

[Hepheastus420]

They're simply sperm depositories.

You got that right..