Who would Jesus vote for in 2012?

Given Republican or Democrate who do you think Jesus Christ would vote for in 2012?

  • Mitt Romney

    Votes: 9 47.4%

  • Barack Obama

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .
Ernst

Ernst

Well-Known Member
Given two choices of Democrat or Republican who do you think Jesus would vote for?
 
Ernst

Ernst

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Isn't Romney if favor of expanding the opportunities for the Money Changers and against giving more benefits to the poor?
 
FreeRangeZombie

FreeRangeZombie

Active Member
what u do is keep neither in office by voting for a differnt person every election so either one can only fuck up so much. I would rather vote for satan if he was in the line up than even think of giving obama my vote and i think jesus would do the same
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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Ernst said:
Given two choices of Democrat or Republican who do you think Jesus would vote for?
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why the fuck should i care who a fictional character might vote for IF he were real If he were an US citizen and IF he bothered to vote at all.

if we presume that jesus of nazareth is who he is purported to be in the fanfiction, then he is an israeli, and thus not eligible to vote in US elections.
 
ArcticGranite

ArcticGranite

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I think he'd be flipping tables long before he got to the polls. We'd have another crucifixion then resume the status quo. Same shit, different millenium.
 
Ernst

Ernst

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FreeRangeZombie said:
what u do is keep neither in office by voting for a different person every election so either one can only fuck up so much. I would rather vote for Satan if he was in the line up than even think of giving Obama my vote and i think Jesus would do the same
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Dr Kynes said:
why the fuck should i care who a fictional character might vote for IF he were real If he were an US citizen and IF he bothered to vote at all.

if we presume that Jesus of Nazareth is who he is purported to be in the fanfiction, then he is an Israeli, and thus not eligible to vote in US elections.
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It's a poll with two choices so if not For Obama then for Romney but afraid to actually click for Mitt I see.

Typos corrected so some changed to quotes were made.

Please make a choice if you wish to be part of the poll.
 
Ernst

Ernst

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That is interesting because if God and Jesus show up to protest they would have to be deported.

Let us assume, for the sake of argument, that both God and Jesus Christ are citizens of the United States of America.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I won't take part in this poll because it doesn't make any sense on many different levels and calls for a lot of assumptions to be made, in other words, why would either result matter?

If Jesus were real and as depicted in history, he wouldn't vote for either candidate and would most likely be ashamed of most people on Earth for the way we live and treat each other.

Both candidates make the rich richer and shit on the lower classes.

Both candidates are against inalienable birth rights.

Both candidates believe the ends justify the means at whatever cost necessary.


So like I said, instead of bothering with any of that bullshit, he'd probably wipe all of us the fuck out in Flood 2.0 and start over with dinosaurs.

...and I wouldn't fuckin' blame him.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Padawanbater2 said:
I won't take part in this poll because it doesn't make any sense on many different levels and calls for a lot of assumptions to be made, in other words, why would either result matter?

If Jesus were real and as depicted in history, he wouldn't vote for either candidate and would most likely be ashamed of most people on Earth for the way we live and treat each other.

Both candidates make the rich richer and shit on the lower classes.

Both candidates are against inalienable birth rights.

Both candidates believe the ends justify the means at whatever cost necessary.


So like I said, instead of bothering with any of that bullshit, he'd probably wipe all of us the fuck out in Flood 2.0 and start over with dinosaurs.

...and I wouldn't fuckin' blame him.
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EXACTLY! Lesser of two evils is not a choice. Jesus would have no part of either of them. Hell if jesus was in america.. why wouldn't we be voting for Jesus?

Jesus for president 2012

Your question makes no sense.
 
Ernst

Ernst

Well-Known Member
Padawanbater2 said:
I won't take part in this poll because it doesn't make any sense on many different levels and calls for a lot of assumptions to be made, in other words, why would either result matter?

If Jesus were real and as depicted in history, he wouldn't vote for either candidate and would most likely be ashamed of most people on Earth for the way we live and treat each other.

Both candidates make the rich richer and shit on the lower classes.

Both candidates are against inalienable birth rights.

Both candidates believe the ends justify the means at whatever cost necessary.


So like I said, instead of bothering with any of that bullshit, he'd probably wipe all of us the fuck out in Flood 2.0 and start over with dinosaurs.

...and I wouldn't fuckin' blame him.
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Indeed!

It accesses several social-psychological icons and concepts.
It paraphrases "What would Jesus do?"
It also exposes that we are a Nation of God Believers; Our Brand of God by the way.

And so on.

Choose to have fun, protest, participate and otherwise find this a gravity of interaction.
It is also a subtle poll on who is voting for who.

Symbolism is not a unary thing. It is multidimensional and interactive not static.
 
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