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40acres

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garden Knowm, are you out? Is that what is going on? If so I hope you dont say lover, I hate that word. No really. I hate it as much as the eagles. Don henley can cop my joint.
 
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40acres

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Garden Knowm said:
that's cool... how come you don't just laugh? cause it makes your partners self conscious.. like you are laughing at them?

sex is funny... :)

iloveyou
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because i am laughing at things in my head. If i chicks thought i werent laughing at them it would be allright. I think sex should be funny. Its awkward and is there to be laughed at. I cant imagine the look on my face duriong it half the time. I bet i look like a retarded monkey.
 
We TaRdED

We TaRdED

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40acres said:
Check you too wetarded.
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huh?:?

Garden Knowm said:
I suspect, that when your shagging your girlfriend and her tits are bobbling in your face AND your smooching the BOOBIES... BUT your fantasizing about KAK in your mouth.. it becomes apparent... your gay...
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ok, for the record i dont think of the kak, and when im shagging my girl i love everything about it... so i guess you can cross me off the gay list..:mrgreen:

im sure everyone agrees there is a difference between experimenting once or twice and being gay... right?
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Zekedogg said:
well what if you're gay but you dont wanna be
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why wouldn't you want to be?

Its like not wanting to be straight? right?

unless you just don't want to have to deal with the social bullshit that comes with being gay...

i prefer being around gay guys..

- they are usually more open

- they make the environment more comfortable because of their self acceptance..

- chicks get horny and crazy and free around them

they don't compete for poon..
 
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40acres

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We TaRdED said:
huh?:?



ok, for the record i dont think of the kak, and when im shagging my girl i love everything about it... so i guess you can cross me off the gay list..:mrgreen:

im sure everyone agrees there is a difference between experimenting once or twice and being gay... right?
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Yeah, you should ask your friends and see what they say. Really you can build a thousand bridges and still be just a man,but suck one dick, and youre a cocksucker for life.
Hit you back wetarded
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
40acres said:
garden Knowm, are you out? Is that what is going on? If so I hope you dont say lover, I hate that word. No really. I hate it as much as the eagles. Don henley can cop my joint.
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AM I OUT?

lol - ummm no.... I am actually still IN... i wasn't fortunate enough to get to experiment .... yet... LOL


so, did you let "one" fly or not?

iloveyou
 
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40acres

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Garden Knowm said:
AM I OUT?

lol - ummm no.... I am actually still IN... i wasn't fortunate enough to get to experiment .... yet... LOL


so, did you let "one" fly or not?

iloveyou
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I didnt want to not be the only one to know if everyone else did, Just asking, don't care at all really.
Sometimes I do have to suppress my laughter when i let a silent one during sex. its really hard sometimes. that was a pun.Really punny. I should write that down with my puncil.HA!:mrgreen:
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Garden Knowm said:
AM I OUT?

lol - ummm no.... I am actually still IN... i wasn't fortunate enough to get to experiment .... yet... LOL


so, did you let "one" fly or not?

iloveyou
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ooops.... i thought wetarded wrote that message to me...

no, not gay...

BUT I am a serious connoisseur of the human form...

but dudes just don't do it for me...

iloveyou
 
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doctorRobert

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alright goodnight y'all im going to bed I really need sleep

:o "snaps fingers" goodnight thread! look in the toke n talk and post in it it will be up in exactly three min.:mrgreen:
 
We TaRdED

We TaRdED

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Garden Knowm said:
you tried?

and failed? :mrgreen:

did you let "one" fly?
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i failed.... the whole time i was thinking........ umm what the fock am i doing? so i tried not to look down and just go with it.... yeah, it wasn't my cup of tea..... mind you i was kinda drunk... the guy was a very good looking guy too... its just not my deal.

sometimes i would love to be gay if i could... women are crazy sometimes and my girl doesnt have the same interests as me.. i like doing crazy shit like mountain climbing, riding dirtbike and motorcycles, and anything that gets my heart pumping :D

Wikidbchofthewst said:
awww, wetarded is sharing with us! lol, knowing you experimented with a guy wouldn't be enough to stop my love for you, and you know this!

I mean, to me, that's proof that you're straight.
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aww, thanks hun :hug:

40acres said:
because i am laughing at things in my head. If i chicks thought i werent laughing at them it would be allright. I think sex should be funny. Its awkward and is there to be laughed at. I cant imagine the look on my face duriong it half the time. I bet i look like a retarded monkey.
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lmao, thats crazy.... i just get beastly myself.. the primitive cave man comes out... uuuugggggg... :lol:
 
We TaRdED

We TaRdED

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Garden Knowm said:
i prefer being around gay guys..

- they are usually more open

- they make the environment more comfortable because of their self acceptance..

- chicks get horny and crazy and free around them

they don't compete for poon..
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lmao, so true... i also have gay friends too. they can be annoying though.. all of them want my kak.. it gets old real quick though.
 
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40acres

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just seeing how long it took you. No reason to start throwin bitches and motherfuckers around.Now that i think of it, Ive never heard you call anyone names. I am so in.:hump:
 
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