This just in: Twinkies are no more!

plantz

plantz

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Yeah you read that right, Twinkies will cease to exist because the company is going out of business. Im fucking pissed, like more than woody Harrelson in zombieland pissed..scratch that, more than woody in natural born killers pissed.
 
hostess snacks went way downhill years ago. nobody on the west coast cares really. but im a fat kid at heart so im sad i cant have anymore zingers480144_264808010308618_703794324_n.jpg
 
RIP fried twinkies.wonder if another company like little debbie is going to pick up making them?their really the one to stand to gain on the issue.
 
Blue Wizard said:
Yay! Another Twinkie thread!
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wasnt aware im just jumping on the bandwagon, i was so sad when i heard the only thing i thought of was how many people just lost their favorite munchy snack, im going to miss them i should stockpile them
 
I remember the New Coke fiasco. When the Classic was released, there were some seriously pissed hoarders of the last of the "real" Coke. cn
 
plantz said:
wasnt aware im just jumping on the bandwagon, i was so sad when i heard the only thing i thought of was how many people just lost their favorite munchy snack, im going to miss them i should stockpile them
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I'm just kidding around but seriously, this probably like the 6th twinkie thread I've seen in toke n talk lol.
 
Good job Union. Trying to squeeze blood out of a twice bankrupt company. That was barely holding on.
This wasn't the time to push...Oops, they called your bluff.
18,000 out of a job.:clap:

Just, Stupid!
 
But maybe if people would have been buying the twinkies like they are now,maybe they will still be in business,thats like when michael jackson died,even the people who were calling him a pedophile and picking on the man to death,went out and bought all of his fuckin albums,and was crying and shit,I don't understand people.
 
Same thing with whitney houston,everybody was calling her a crack head,and a drunk,not even a day after she passed,sold another billion records,I'm hearing "I will always love you" playing in everybodies cars,but it's too late now,why do we wait til it's too late?
 
ebgood said:
hostess snacks went way downhill years ago. nobody on the west coast cares really. but im a fat kid at heart so im sad i cant have anymore zingers
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rainman36 said:
But maybe if people would have been buying the twinkies like they are now,maybe they will still be in business,thats like when michael jackson died,even the people who were calling him a pedophile and picking on the man to death,went out and bought all of his fuckin albums,and was crying and shit,I don't understand people.
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yup. thats just it. people are about to pay $70-1k for the memory of a twinkie. the product itself has been shit for years. i remember the hostess cupcake feeling like fuckin christmas in your mouth when i was a kid... zingers that melted if you held them too long... the cream filling actually being cream. now the shit tastes and feels like styrofoam and theyre almost 2x smaller. yea the workers were pretty dumb for that shit but, hey, every great thing comes to an end. but i just gotta say dont ever for any reason spend more than $1.99 on a damn twinkie. just let it go
 
Doesn't mater if you weren't aware, should have known this thread would have been made on a stoner forum, especially RIU. You didn't even attempt to look, did you?
 
I watched zombieland, though i'm not proud of it and would appreciate nobody referencing it ever again. As for twinkies... my American friend sent me some.. gross as shit. Never know though, maybe this'll kick start a generation of skinny americans. HAHAHA! just kidding.
 
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