TokeHoldCough
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Blue.. Then purple... Then black. Who knows it might get bigger after that? Hahaha. Seriously though, I think it's humanly impossible for it to "fall off"
5.8" is it enough?
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cannabineer
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An exaggeration, to be sure. I did hear the arresting tale of one crazy guy who injected cocaine directly into his <cough!> for two days of freaky nonstop sex. His did "auto-amputate", to use the vaguely euphemistic medical term. It also happened to these poor sods, so many of them that one had to stack the runaways. cn
Winter Woman
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There's an actor named Matthew Modine. He volunteered to do a full frontal nude scene in a movie even though the script and the director didn't call for it. In an interview for the movie he was asked why he volunteered. He response was, 'Look at my hands, my nose and my feet... Everything is in proportion'.
Ever since I've been waiting for him to do a full frontal. I'm still waiting
Ever since I've been waiting for him to do a full frontal. I'm still waiting
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
^^ WW's vision quest. 
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RyanTheRhino
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There's an actor named Matthew Modine. He volunteered to do a full frontal nude scene in a movie even though the script and the director didn't call for it. In an interview for the movie he was asked why he volunteered. He response was, 'Look at my hands, my nose and my feet... Everything is in proportion'.
Ever since I've been waiting for him to do a full frontal. I'm still waiting
A little mystery makes a woman sexier IMO . I'm sure it work for both sexes
REALSTYLES
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Big dick little dick you need this book and your problem is solved
I own this book had it since I was 20 and I'm now about to be 44 in 10 days. This book will give you ancient Chinese secrets like the 81 strokes technique. It drives the women crazy.
I own this book had it since I was 20 and I'm now about to be 44 in 10 days. This book will give you ancient Chinese secrets like the 81 strokes technique. It drives the women crazy.
TokeHoldCough
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Why do that when you can put a fat line on it, and when you stick it in the oven not only does yours get numb, but so does the ovenAn exaggeration, to be sure. I did hear the arresting tale of one crazy guy who injected cocaine directly into his <cough!> for two days of freaky nonstop sex. His did "auto-amputate", to use the vaguely euphemistic medical term. It also happened to these poor sods, so many of them that one had to stack the runaways. cn
thump easy
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size always matterd from the begining man if you think guys are brutal in the sex department listen to women talk lolz i went to a nursing school i was the only dude and let me tell you even the granies get graffic you thought men had sex on their mind 24 7 i usto fucken blush all the fucken time girls are crazzy and if they say size doesnt mater man she must realy love you but for realz and if you cant last for get about another date... they are vishious too.. lolz this is to funny what happend to this ladie??? cool peepz for real missin those funny threads.
tharoomman
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I wondered if this article would make it on TaT.
Kodank Moment
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I measured a few days after reading this. Because I frequently make girls cum and squirt beyond multiple times, I thought this might have some weight.
I'm like a 1/4 an inch shy of 7. Hm. Guess I'm lucky. Poor bastards lol. I have hours worth of stamina too. Eh.
I'm like a 1/4 an inch shy of 7. Hm. Guess I'm lucky. Poor bastards lol. I have hours worth of stamina too. Eh.
guy incognito
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Fortunately like every other man on riu I am well above average.
TokeHoldCough
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I bet you know this from experience
guy incognito
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Nah I just asked your mother.
TokeHoldCough
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Did that not seem gay to anyone else?
WeedKillsBrainCells
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I love how women can evaluate a mans usefulness/dominance/worth based on a physical extremity. Do men have anything we can go on? Id really like to know if the length of a womans hair for example can tell you how much of a vacuous, money grabbing, non-entity she is. It would be a real time saving device. Alas i'm afraid we actually have to get to know for ourselves. Still, glad to see people already on the first page getting their "oh yeah phew that doesnt apply to me"'s in, rofl.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That depends. Is Average a boy or a girl name?
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dirtyho1968
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He was known as the "fireman".
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
For his putting-out brilliance.
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