Police Officer Moved Next Door

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HotCheetos

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Goddammit. I wanted to grow in this rental. Dropped a few hundred on a tent, CMH light and Waterfarm, some nutes, some pH/up down and the testing shit, the works. Just gotta order the seeds, 2 months dreamin' and jerkin' off with visions of big hauls in my thread with every spin through the grow journals. The owner never comes around, lives in an entirely different city and spends the winter in Hawaii. Business is about to pick up.

"Oh hi, I'm your next door neighbor!"

With the squad car in the drive way, uniform still on. Husband and Wife super-cop duo. FUCK.

Just had a 6 pack and a bowl thinking about it. I'm pissed, man. There goes the grow until this lease is up in May. Fuck my life! Could be worse, could be 2 months in with the Dynamic Duo sniffing around. Sigh. I think I have to wait until I can move.



I have to be absolutely out of my mind to start the grow in two weeks, right?
 
StewartWarner

StewartWarner

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lol just grow man i had a cop move in behind me once and im sure he recongnized me walking out to the garage w/ various grow stuff lol nothing ever happened and he eventually moved. Just be cool about it and dont act like your growing lol control the smell brotha ;) GL with your grow man, toking one for you man :D
 
donmagicjuan

donmagicjuan

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ur one chance is to destroy him now, before he gets too friendly and tries to save you from urself by way of a jail cell
 
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HotCheetos

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Been 6 weeks here and I'm like...

"Order those seeds fap fap fap grow journal bud porn of that fap fap fap..."

"Hey, Cheetos. I just rented the next door property to cops. Keeps the riff raff out."

I'M THE RIFF RAFF! FUCK!
 
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HotCheetos

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I'm freaking out. I just adopted this cat from the Human Society at Thanskgiving because I was lonely and I ain't even supposed to have the cat! Shit!
 
thump easy

thump easy

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you can do it lolz i have one about five houses down and he walks his german sheperd the german sheperd always wants to take a shit on my law i walk out thier and just say hello :) its all in your filltration system also invest on it.. but be fucken carefull next door is to close.
 
HeartlandHank

HeartlandHank

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Use a carbon filter rated for this formula...
3 cfm for every 1 cubic feet.... So a 200 cubic foot tent gets a 600 cfm filter.
For exhaust fan, exhaust at about 1/4 of your filter size... so 600 cfm filter exhausts at a rate of 150 cfm.
Do all handling, trimming, etc in the same room as the tent... open the tent doors and stay close to the tent.
Buy a mini carbon filter for a small drying closet/tent... dump the air from the drying closet/tent directly into the flowering tent... so it gets double filtered.
Don't cook edibles.
Keep all buds in mason jars, always.


Some people will think that filter size is overkill, but i have an outdoor based business next door with customers walking within 12 feet of my plants, all day every day. Since I have started with the above formula there has been absolutely no smell outdoors.
 
DukeOfDenver

DukeOfDenver

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I party with cops in Maui. They are here to help us. Don't just hate cops to hate cops. If one pulled you out of a burning car bet you wouldn't hate them so much. A lot of the time they are dicks because they have to deal with fucking retards every day. If you are in a good state (CO, CA, WA) just get a filter and abide by your state laws. I wish I had a cop next door. I'd feel safer.
 
thump easy

thump easy

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no my cusins is a sherif i love my cusin its all in the human been.. thier is a great clip of a new york cop that bought a bum with no shoes some boots cought on phone vidoe that reminds me of my cusin he laughs but he seas if he runs into kids with weed or people with weed he just lets them go he goes for the meth the pills and all the other shit.. he is a great guy and doesnt care about weed..
 
Ssdivin

Ssdivin

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I work in a field where I deal with a lot of cops most are normal cool people with there own vices and habits and don't want to do all that work to bust a guy growing for personal but if u are tryin to sell or grow fields your fucked
 
Taviddude

Taviddude

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Get a good Carbon Filter, and just be cool with them.
Chop it up with him every chance you get, and he'll be glad to avoid you most likely. That or he'll be cool with ya. Obviously don't tell him about your little waterfarm, but be personable with him.

Carbon Filter. ​That's why they make em.
 
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HotCheetos

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I blew a kiss at my cat before the Junior Dos Santos match and she just gave me this look daring me to do it.

"Do it, HotCheetos. You're already violating the lease. Do it, bitch."
 
unohu69

unohu69

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fuck that, id bounce...


+1 on the fight tonight, how bout that last one? huh? never seen so much blood in a ufc ring lol..
 
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