cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"Semen chuckers"?Yeah, there's plenty of dog breeder equivalents to Swerve out there.
cn
Here it comes - gun control!!!
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kpmarine
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A bit more eye protection might be advisable when undertaking that career path."Semen chuckers"?
Harrekin
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Mouth protection would be advisable too...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Harrekin
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I can see the lefties crying "equal rights for Trans-species dogs".
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
The platypooch ... it's real. cn
(I found that pic after searching Dog Muzzle. I was surprised at how many of them have a thorough bdsm look to them. The pic below is not from a fetish site but a rated-G dog supplies webshop.)
(I found that pic after searching Dog Muzzle. I was surprised at how many of them have a thorough bdsm look to them. The pic below is not from a fetish site but a rated-G dog supplies webshop.)
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"the tragedy of the playpens" cn
SirGreenThumb
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I love you, you love me, lets hang Barney from a tree with a knife in his back and a fork in his head, now that purple bitch is dead. "Everyone Sing"
Harrekin
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Every time the kid watched that, I expected a meteor to hit that school and finish the last of those fuckers off.
The meteor proclaims as it scorches from space towards the school "Dodge it this time, motherfuckers!" (And yes it can clearly talk, it's in Barney ffs)
Smoking pot (outside) then watching kids cartoons with your kid...hilarious shit.
fb360
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I always smoke outside, but I don't have kids (young myself). However, I do still watch cartoons occasionally, not barney or anything gay like that, but like 90s kids tv, including legends of the hidden temple, etc.
I honestly think modern day cartoons are junk. I think we had it good back in the 90s in the US.
Harrekin
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Dunno what you's had, but we'd some seriously quality stuff.
Battletech, Skeleton Warriors, Conan, the original Spider-Man.
And let us not forget: (Not from the 90's, but it was played to death that decade).
Im probably forgetting tons of seriously high quality stuff, but alas the green machine is fully charged tonight.
Dr Kynes
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2010's rock, Phineas and Ferb is pretty good, the Venture Brothers are awesome, and Metalocalypse rocks hard.
the 2000's sucked hard,, most everything was junk
the 90's were ass, except a few things on disney (dont get high and watch Pepper Anne, cuz youll get the wierdest boner...)
the 80's were awesome, Pirates of Darkwater, Thundarr the Barbarian, and motherfucking Voltron.
the 70's were awesome too, i used to watch Captain Scarlet, The Thunderbirds and head down to the theatre for a double feature of Heavy Metal and Wizards if you havent seen Wizards, you should go rent that fucker.
fb360
Active Member
Isn't Metalocalypse an adult show? I was speaking in terms of kids shows, but yeah, there are definitely some good adult cartoons out there.
Agreed
No way. Legends of the Hidden Temple is the best show of all time. The motherfuckers couldn't put together a 3 piece monkey consisting of "feet, body, head" lol. Plus there was tons of nickelodeon shows that were good. I can continue names shit like rugrats, captain planet, johnny quest, thundercats, tom cats, ninja turtles, etc.
Agreed. Tom and jerry, scooby doo, etc. However, I wasn't around to watch anything in the 80s, I did watch 80s cartoons in the 90s.
Far too old for me
LOL, I'm glad others do this as well with their kids. Every time I hear "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea" I come running to sit with the kids. I love me some stupid funny.
Harrekin
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Well if nautical nonsense be something you wish...THEN DROP ON THE DECK and flop like a FISH!
WeedKillsBrainCells
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Modern cartoons are zany/surreal/weird to cope with the modern day American kid with ADHD being doped by their parents. But theyre are some good ones cmon. Regular show? Ohhhhhh!!!!
ChesusRice
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Squidbillies
Archer
robot chicken
Only thing from the past that even comes close to what we have now is Ren and Stimpy
Beefbisquit
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Tom cats... was that the fighter pilot cats.... ummm... T-Bone and Razor? I loved that show! lol
And Metalocalypse and Archer are by far the best cartoons ever created.
