Neither am I, because it seems to be popular, you have to have a post count and be known to troll on occasion. Which is fine, I can do that.
At least I can grow, know my shit, and don't have a board wide reputation for being the worst grower on RIU. You can't say the same. If you want your threads full of people trolling on you, people will get the idea real quick as to why everyone trolls on you if they stick around long enough to find out. You're talking about growing in rice under halogen lights. Nobody in their right mind is going to come onto RIU and mimic your worthless technique. They came here to get answers from competent people.
Like I said before, rice and halogen? I could grow better pot out of an ass crack with a top feed of piss, under rave lights and leonard skynard music.