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Wikidbchofthewst

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Hi wikid, it's been awhile but you can tackle me anytime.
Don't worry about breaking my hip, it's titanium, had it replaced 9 months ago.:hug::bigjoint::hump:
*tackles BigGuy and his bionic hip to the ground and smothers him in love* Love your new av.

I taught my one year old to throw his arms in the air and look to the sky whenever I say "praise jesus" . I was teaching the birds to flock to him when he started eating the bird seed.

I want to youtube it and see if i can get the evangelicals to worship him. Why not?
lmfao, if you pull it off, i want to see!
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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RANT:

I really, Really, REALLY hate when a traffic light turns yellow, and the car in front of me just STOPS, and like, they still had plenty of time to make it. Not only could THEY have made it, but ME too. Jesus, I've had people do it, and I had enough time to go AROUND their asses and make the light.

If you have time to make the light, it's your duty to the rest of mankind to do so.
 

BigGuyTok'n

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RANT:

I really, Really, REALLY hate when a traffic light turns yellow, and the car in front of me just STOPS, and like, they still had plenty of time to make it. Not only could THEY have made it, but ME too. Jesus, I've had people do it, and I had enough time to go AROUND their asses and make the light.

If you have time to make the light, it's your duty to the rest of mankind to do so.
Or when someone just has to fricking pass you just so they can slow the hell down and turn left in front of you. Enter Road Rage !!!
If only I had better insurance:fire:
Love ya wikid
 

Allan Watts

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Wait- Wait- What I hate even more is when I have the green and and waiting to turn left- and those assholes run the red light to prevent ME- who has been waiting for up to a minute- to turn left. These are the most dangerous moments of my driving career. B/c I am desperate and have been waiting. - Especially in the era of $4.00 gas- The higher the price goes, the worse it will get.
 

ceestyle

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I dig it.


I'm not an angry driver really. It's gotta be pretty blatant for me to get upset at all.

what I DO hate is the word limit on these forums! I didn't want more than 10 characters!!!!:evil:
just put 8 spaces between the last two characters.
 

ceestyle

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Wait- Wait- What I hate even more is when I have the green and and waiting to turn left- and those assholes run the red light to prevent ME- who has been waiting for up to a minute- to turn left. These are the most dangerous moments of my driving career. B/c I am desperate and have been waiting. - Especially in the era of $4.00 gas- The higher the price goes, the worse it will get.
the worst is when they get themselves stuck in the middle of the intersection. i wish i had rocks to throw every time. . . or a demo derby car with no license plates.
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Wait- Wait- What I hate even more is when I have the green and and waiting to turn left- and those assholes run the red light to prevent ME- who has been waiting for up to a minute- to turn left. These are the most dangerous moments of my driving career. B/c I am desperate and have been waiting. - Especially in the era of $4.00 gas- The higher the price goes, the worse it will get.
When people run it really late I just start going to scare the shit them. I hate it when you're turning left at a green arrow, and the stupid mother fucker in the front of the line doesn't go for like....a good minute, and YOU end up missing the light. omg, I'm seriously getting pissed off just THINKING about it....

*off to smoke a bowl*

the worst is when they get themselves stuck in the middle of the intersection. i wish i had rocks to throw every time. . . or a demo derby car with no license plates.
OMG, I fucking HATE that, when their stupid ass just SITS there, like a fucking deer in head lights. Well...I usually think it's pretty funny, unless they're blocking my way, then I'm irritated.

Or what about when someone parks like an asshole and makes it so the space next to them is unusable and so is basically taking up two spaces? One asshole, who I was driving behind, managed to take up FOUR spaces, and was actually going to stay like that until I rolled down my window and said something to him.

I seriously want to make like two sets of stickers. One that says, "I drive like an asshole" and one that says "I park like an asshole" and just slap it on the car of anyone who I actually WITNESS driving/parking like an asshole.
 
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