NoGutsGrower
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Yay for dog doors!!! They go out to play and crap whenever they want, no accidents or smells in the house!
The fuck cats thread
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meechz 024
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I think birds are the single most fucktarded pet. You have a bird in a cage just sitting there locked up so you can stare at it and talk to it like a fuckin' retard while it sits on the one tree branch it has for the rest of it's life. Birds are made to fly not sit in your stank ass cage let them go
NoGutsGrower
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not always!
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The Outdoorsman
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Dogs and cats are both wonderful pets but dogs are obviously better simply because they are the more practical animal. Anyone who says different has likely never left the city and has no need for a dog. Most people in the city can't even own a dog.
What the fuck can a cat do other than keep you company and kill small rodents? Nothing.
A dog will hunt with or for you.
Dogs can smell an intruder or other animal before they can see it. Cats cant smell shit.
A dog can hear things you never will. Not a cat
My dog can scare things off with his bark alone. With the bite to back it up.
Again I think this whole dog lover cat lover stems from everyone's location and the fact they wouldn't be able to enjoy a dog even if they had one.
My 100lb Golden Retriever is more animal with more brain than anyones best 10 cats stacked together.
Smarter than a lot of people with more character as well.
My dogs get let out on their own will and they stay in the yard.
My golden retriever walks over to the tree line and shits in the field rather than the yard.
He can jump in a pond and fetch ducks in freezing weather. I'd like to see your cat get thrown in frozen water and still keep his focus.
Don't get me wrong I love cats. I love all animals. But a well trained dog isn't even comparable to the most trained cats.
No competition.
So many more positives towards dogs than cats you can't even compare them.
Different category entirely.
Dogs under 15lbs and Cats can be compared.
It is like comparing birds and fish... Completely different.
What the fuck can a cat do other than keep you company and kill small rodents? Nothing.
A dog will hunt with or for you.
Dogs can smell an intruder or other animal before they can see it. Cats cant smell shit.
A dog can hear things you never will. Not a cat
My dog can scare things off with his bark alone. With the bite to back it up.
Again I think this whole dog lover cat lover stems from everyone's location and the fact they wouldn't be able to enjoy a dog even if they had one.
My 100lb Golden Retriever is more animal with more brain than anyones best 10 cats stacked together.
Smarter than a lot of people with more character as well.
My dogs get let out on their own will and they stay in the yard.
My golden retriever walks over to the tree line and shits in the field rather than the yard.
He can jump in a pond and fetch ducks in freezing weather. I'd like to see your cat get thrown in frozen water and still keep his focus.
Don't get me wrong I love cats. I love all animals. But a well trained dog isn't even comparable to the most trained cats.
No competition.
So many more positives towards dogs than cats you can't even compare them.
Different category entirely.
Dogs under 15lbs and Cats can be compared.
It is like comparing birds and fish... Completely different.
The Outdoorsman
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But for what it's worth fish are better
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Flaming Pie
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My cats notify me of spiders and bugs on the walls or ceilings. They eat the ones on the floor. When I get upset, my one cat starts meowrling and runs up to me.
Cats are intelligent, but they use their intelligence for what suits them. More like people than dogs in that sense.
Carne Seca
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The Outdoorsman
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It's in a completly separate room that I keep my sugar gliders in, that's the only place it actually smells and that's mostly from the gliders.
How many times have you walked in a house and immieditly knew there were cats, and how many time you walked into a house and knew there there dogs (because of smell).
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That road kill pic reminded me of the new trend going around, people leaving get well balloons around a road kills hand lol.
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Depends on the owner, let the bird out every once in a while. There was a guy on America's Got Talent who had a parrot that would form tricks and always came back to his hand, even did a trick where he had the bird fly from on top of another building, fly thru the doors of where he was at, thru the building and to him, all from a walkee talkie. I'd say that be an awesome pet if you have the time.
Also, a pet hawk or falcon would be awesome I think.
NoGutsGrower
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I had a sugar glider when I was a kid, I would put the thing on a tree branch and it would jump out of the tree, It couldn't get far after that so I just picked it up. Was funny as hell!
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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FUCK DOGS ........smelly bad breathed canines, that shit all over the place , to dumb to clean there own shit up .
The Outdoorsman
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I agree with the falcon thing but birds don't shut up and live forever. If it didn't have its own room I woudn't feel good about having one.
Like having a kid.
always killing babies and shit. yeah, fuck dogs!!
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It's not recommended to take them outside, they're pray animals and the can get too curious, next thing you know they're 2 stories up in a tree, but it can depend where you're at too I guess. I live in Florida so anything can happen. They are more free ranged tho if you wanna call it that, they live in their own room in a closet that I put netting, screens, bungie cords all over the room, so they have a pretty good sense of freedom, I leave the door open all day and they will stay in that room.
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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i miss my fucking cat 
, i always wondered if suddenly the tables turned, and she was a full size cat , would she kill me? lol probably in a moment of madness cats have lol .
, i always wondered if suddenly the tables turned, and she was a full size cat , would she kill me? lol probably in a moment of madness cats have lol .
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Sigh*, dental bones freshen breath.
No they don't.
Cats can't either, and you can train a dog or cat to shit in a toilet.
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That is very true, prolly the number one consideration to take before buying a bird.I agree with the falcon thing but birds don't shut up and live forever. If it didn't have its own room I woudn't feel good about having one.
Like having a kid.
I know you have to throw a blanket at night over the cage but yeah out neighbor has a bird outside and it can get annoying at times, prolly why she has it outside lol.
The Outdoorsman
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Last I checked your still cleaning up your cats shit. Just forcing them to shit in a box...
I could make my dog shit in a box if that makes him smarter?
Maybe just a jackass?
Cats have just as bad of breath and cough up puke hair balls from doing nothing but lick their freakish body's all day.
Fuck cats.......... smelly bad breathed felines, that shit all over a box , to dumb to clean their own shit up