Finshaggy
Well-Known Member
Many of you may be unaware, but here in America (and possibly leaking into other countries) there are hipsters known as "Bronies" (singular: Brony) and they are appearing EVERYWHERE. I had heard of it before, but I had never experienced it first hand before moving to a small town called Portales in New Mexico, and moving into a place I found on CraigsList. Before getting into where else I have experienced Bronies (Never directly in person, usually online) I am going to tell you how this started and exactly what a Brony is. It all started when a channel known as "G4" (a channel for nerd culture) started airing a show known as "My Little Pony"... This channels target audience is 14-35 year old men... So now there are a bunch of 14-35 year old mean completely OBSESSED with "My Little Pony"... I have experienced them on apps, facebook (even a friend of mine is posting as if she is a brony), twitter, YouTube (They have HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of brony fan videos, and my room mates in Portales would watch them all the time).... The way you know someone is a Brony is... They will call tattoos "Cutie Marks"... They will talk about Unicorns, Pegasuses (And they WILL correct you and say "Pegusi"), Ponies in general and "Equestria". When I was in New Mexico I was in such a small town they didn't even have enough water for everyone. So there was NOTHING to do but smoke and play video games. But once or twice a week my roommates friends would come over and they would play Dungeons and Dragons, MY LITTLE PONY STYLE. D&D is lame enough, but to play it with Ponies is worse. And I played about 3 games with them... And they said I could video tape it... So... Enjoy (They were all into it, they actually pretended they were horses like "I use my left haunch to..." ) [video=youtube;8UGGQEijVlE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGGQEijVlE[/video] If you want to see more, there are like 6 more on YouTube. And like 3 of them have me in them. They actually kept filming their games after I left and posted them on YouTube.
Ok, big point I forgot to add in the first post. Bronies are gay and don't realize it. When they talk about unicorns and cutie marks and you tell them "Dude, you're gay" They're like, "Why do people call things they don't like 'gay' " And if you respond with something like, "NO, dude YOU are gay." they will respond with "No I'm not". Then you tell them, "Dude, you talk about Unicorns all day, and have you seen the background on your computer??" And their like "It's about friendship" And they don't realize that EVERYTHING they are saying does not argue against them being gay. And this isn't even a theory. Most, not all, Brony girls are lesbians. I SWEAR to god. Fat chicks and Lesbians. Watch the Ponies and Dragons video and you'll see some perfect examples. It's not "about friendship" it's a bunch of people that "have no friends" because the coolest thing about them is that they watch my little pony, and that's not cool at all.