RainbowBrite86
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If you're asking if i'm a lesbian, i'm not. Even men should be munching carpet though.So for how long have you been a carpet muncher?
If you're asking if i'm a lesbian, i'm not. Even men should be munching carpet though.So for how long have you been a carpet muncher?
Personally I thought we'd all moved to waxing...shaving seems so barbaric now lol. Damn hairs itchin when they're growing back in, and they're growing back in like a day and a half later. It looks good for the first day you shave. Then you get all those little hairs poking back through and your vagina has a friggin 5 o clock shadow like a homeless guys face or something. All that for a couple days of hairlessness? I'd rather just rip it off once a month then shave every other day.fuck i havent seen hair on a women in like 20 some years ???? i thought all women shave now!!!!! i think the first three girls i slept with in my teens had hair, and that was kinda scarry one was like fucken amazon!!!!!
lolz AMAZING!!! ya i kinda like stairing at the coochie its asome i love them all even the flapers the ones that have a piece of meat that hangs out like a piece of chewed up buble gum lolz or the ones that have wings kinda want to put a string on the gal if the wind hits at the right moment she might take flight like a kite lolz or the lil wrinkles what the fuck am i talking about lolz.....Personally I thought we'd all moved to waxing...shaving seems so barbaric now lol. Damn hairs itchin when they're growing back in, and they're growing back in like a day and a half later. It looks good for the first day you shave. Then you get all those little hairs poking back through and your vagina has a friggin 5 o clock shadow like a homeless guys face or something. All that for a couple days of hairlessness? I'd rather just rip it off once a month then shave every other day.
Some of us do, and some of us actually really enjoy it tooIf you're asking if i'm a lesbian, i'm not. Even men should be munching carpet though.
...and we all know how scratching affects that overall first impression - a woman might as well grow a Crystal Gayle bushPersonally I thought we'd all moved to waxing...shaving seems so barbaric now lol. Damn hairs itchin when they're growing back in
And I have MASSIVE HANDS, and you know what they say about men with big hands......Personally I thought we'd all moved to waxing...shaving seems so barbaric now lol. Damn hairs itchin when they're growing back in, and they're growing back in like a day and a half later. It looks good for the first day you shave. Then you get all those little hairs poking back through and your vagina has a friggin 5 o clock shadow like a homeless guys face or something. All that for a couple days of hairlessness? I'd rather just rip it off once a month then shave every other day.
I am totally picturing enormous gardening gloves lol. Goofy. In MY experience (please don't beat me for saying this) bigger, heavyset men have average to small penises. It's those tall skinny goofy looking guys that are always hung like horses. Which works for me because I don't like long and I don't like tall and skinny, so. As far as waxing goes, mine usually stays completely gone for about 3 weeks, by the fourth it's still barely showing, and I go down to see Becky, she rips those pubes out, I pay her, everybody's happy. Special wax? New strips? I have no idea. I don't ask. Tried to do it at home once, and...well...it was really. really. really bad. So there is definitely something to be said about salon products because that at-home wax was just brutal.I was under the impression that you had to have a decent length of hair to be waxed. So basically for half of the month you walk around like a fluffy new born chick until it's long enough to be waxed. (my experience with an ex girlfriend). Perhaps waxing methods have advanced in recent years??
And I have MASSIVE HANDS, and you know what they say about men with big hands......
They wear BIG GLOVES!
lol wut? rephrase?It's weird, isn't it? Like his body was like "Oo a twinkie! Oh wait...guess I should have left that there..."
Sorry lol. I was just thinking of an overweight guy losing two inches of his penis.lol wut? rephrase?