Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[srh88]

[video=youtube;5VGHDA8W-As]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VGHDA8W-As[/video]
damn.

 

[MojoRison]

Ok so I don't have a lot of money

 

[Indagrow]

Very slow day at work, didn't talk to a single customer... Talked to a telemarketer for about an hour.. Her name is Janet she lives in so cal.. Used to live in Wisconsin and has an iPhone likes the color aqua dosnt like cashmere and her first dogs name was Capone.... Sound familiar to anyone?

edit: think I switched her to a flip phone like I have, but we will never know.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Very slow day at work, didn't talk to a single customer... Talked to a telemarketer for about an hour.. Her name is Janet she lives in so cal.. Used to live in Wisconsin and has an iPhone likes the color aqua dosnt like cashmere and her first dogs name was Capone.... Sound familiar to anyone?

edit: think I switched her to a flip phone like I have, but we will never know.

Uhhh no?? Should it?

 

[cannabineer]

All I know is that this is my second call to lower my interest rates if i act now. cn

 

[Indagrow]

Well if you live in so cal and you have a friend Janet who is a telemarketer that you have never scene in cashmere, and typically had aqua shirts or maybe nails or jewelry on it could ring a bell... Then if you asked her if her first dog was Capone we would really have something there

 

[oldesthippy]

View attachment 2542090i bought myself flowers they are pretty ^_^

yes they are

 

[MojoRison]

At a desert oasis, A and B decide independently to murder C. A poisons C’s canteen, and later B punches a hole in it. C dies of thirst. Who killed him?
A argues that C never drank the poison. B claims that he only deprived C of poisoned water. They’re both right, but still C is dead. Who’s guilty?

 

[sunni]

wineeeeeeeeeeeee whipppyeeee

 

[hereshegrows]

At a desert oasis, A and B decide independently to murder C. A poisons C’s canteen, and later B punches a hole in it. C dies of thirst. Who killed him?
A argues that C never drank the poison. B claims that he only deprived C of poisoned water. They’re both right, but still C is dead. Who’s guilty?

B has to be guilty because C died as a direct result of his actions. Who's to say C would't of survived the poisoning from A.

 

[cannabineer]

At a desert oasis, A and B decide independently to murder C. A poisons C’s canteen, and later B punches a hole in it. C dies of thirst. Who killed him?
A argues that C never drank the poison. B claims that he only deprived C of poisoned water. They’re both right, but still C is dead. Who’s guilty?

On the premise of mens rea, both. cn

 

[sunni]

hears my delio, okay? okay. I may be drunk writig this
but if oyu like me...like uh text me dont jsut drunk dial me to tell me you apparently love me. like seriously. okay? youre asshole .

love talia-

OH PS fuck off.

 

[Carne Seca]

On the premise of mens rea, both. cn

C must have been one sorry son-of-a-bitch.

 

[Kodank Moment]

hears my delio, okay? okay. I may be drunk writig this
but if oyu like me...like uh text me dont jsut drunk dial me to tell me you apparently love me. like seriously. okay? youre asshole .

love talia-

OH PS fuck off.

Drunk girls have drunk feelings, my favorite kind.

 

[Figong]

[video=youtube;ubvYQxTXO3U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvYQxTXO3U[/video]

 

[cannabineer]

C must have been one sorry son-of-a-bitch.

Or the unwitting vertex of a love triangle. Don't flunk geometry - it could save your life. cn

 

[Kodank Moment]

Or the unwitting vertex of a love triangle. Don't flunk geometry - it could save your life. cn

Or end it.

 

[cannabineer]

Or end it.

"wanna meet at infinity?" A threat without parallel. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Or the unwitting vertex of a love triangle. Don't flunk geometry - it could save your life. cn

Gay guys don't have love triangles. They have orgies or thruples.

 

[match box]

thruples that would be head to head to head.