RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
Right? lol. He's all "I'm sorry! I'm sorry....damn..."
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Carne Seca
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Fuck that! Don't get sad. Get revenge. You're on the right track with chocolate. But not for you. Start sending anonymous chocolates to her place of work and sign her up for a chocolate of the month, mail it to your house, eat that shit up, subscription. She'll get fat and unattractive. Then when he leaves her (because he's a shallow superficial asshole) you can kick him in the nuts. Revenge is a dish best served often and full of fatty carbs.
The bonus? You get to keep your girlish figure and have the moral high ground. Win-win.
mike.hotel
Active Member
Ah, what a great way to start my morning reading.
we coding it today?
MojoRison
Well-Known Member
Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really.
Now, arrow down (but not too fast, you might miss something).........
What is:
1+5
2+4
3+3
4+2
5+1
Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds, then arrow down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
Then arrow down.
Keep going.
You're thinking of a carrot right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really.
Now, arrow down (but not too fast, you might miss something).........
What is:
1+5
2+4
3+3
4+2
5+1
Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds, then arrow down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
Then arrow down.
Keep going.
You're thinking of a carrot right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
I couldn't think of a vegetable. All I could think was 6.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
Just eat some straight dark chocolate with a glass of milk. mmmmm
The Outdoorsman
Well-Known Member
parsnip
Childhood memories of why I thought of parsnip also arose.
Followed by all the memories I've been trying to suppress since childhood.
Thanks mojo.
Childhood memories of why I thought of parsnip also arose.
Followed by all the memories I've been trying to suppress since childhood.
Thanks mojo.
kinetic
Well-Known Member
I lost my best friend to Jesus. He became born again and wierded out. All his current friends are senior citizens, he's 35 single and lives at home. He may very well be a serial killer by now I don't know. He does seem to meet alot of the profile since 'finding Jesus'. I miss the guy, we used to have fun, it was nice to have someone to talk to as well.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
My daughter was very briefly in the Scouts. She hated it, and I soon saw why. The emphasis was on selling selling selling (magazines, cookies and all sorts of other moneymaking tie-ins) and on a social structure that rewarded little extroverted "soshes". She never advanced to the real stuff, like woodcraft and nature. I lost my respect for the Girl Scouts; they're now a training ground for the service industry. Pah. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I thought at once of Karen Ann Quinlan. cn
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
I don't understand. What do you mean lost him? Does he not hang with you anymore?