The Drunk Thread!

Padawanbater2

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So it's almost 10:30pm here

What's everyone drinking tonight? I drink the same shit every time, so I'll be having cranberry juice



with vodka

You ever wake up the next morning with a 'like' then click the notification and read the post and think "wtf?"? That's happened to me a couple times..
 

kinetic

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im just kidding id never go out without a bra
At home is a different story. My favorite evenings are when my wife is relaxed enough to walk around "comfortable." It's bound to garner a few glances, brushes, touches and blatant squeezes through out the evening as we go about our lives.
 

kinetic

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Why is that? would it make you feel naked or something?
Would you go to the beach in a crocheted bannana hammock?

Ok I'll concede a banana sheath but your balls are in a crotcheted yellow fabric. Now go to the beach or the club where they fill the place with foam at the end.

Edit! Pada how do you not know what crochet is? Is there anyone that does crafts in your family? If so what do they do?
 

kinetic

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Pada, I believe I asked you very specific questions inside your own thread outside of your moderation authority that bears to be answered. You can appreciate the inquisitiveness and irony of my request I'm sure. :bigjoint:
 

Padawanbater2

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Would you go to the beach in a crocheted bannana hammock?

Ok I'll concede a banana sheath but your balls are in a crotcheted yellow fabric. Now go to the beach or the club where they fill the place with foam at the end.

Edit! Pada how do you not know what crochet is? Is there anyone that does crafts in your family? If so what do they do?
That would be awesome if I was fit and it was legal, maybe not yellow, I'm too white for that, green would look better
 

greenswag

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it's 2:30 am here and I'm fucking sloshed, I'll leave y'all with this. YAAAAAARRRRRRR

[video=youtube;JLwv0jH3RKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwv0jH3RKA[/video]
 
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