Random Jibber Jabber Thread

First day of Spring? The high today is expected to be around 21°F with wind chill of around -10°F this morning, with snow flurries and/or snow showers later today into tonight.

Man, I'm getting really sick of snow.


Edited for this joke I read:

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a pot smoking driver?



The drunk will drive through a stop sign, the pot smoker will wait for it to turn green.
 
Grojak said:
Could someone not poison Shampoo, seems that would be easier than poisoning say Tylenol.
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sure, with what that's soluble and wouldn't break down in their 900 oils and perservatives though? I can't think of one type of toxin that wouldn't be rendered 95% inert by a damn shampoo bottle mix.
 
[video=youtube_share;D9ZdKdhKfcw]http://youtu.be/D9ZdKdhKfcw[/video]
Ya knopw ive heard cannabis loves having nettle as a companion plant!
 
Orithil said:
I'm about to get my upper teeth removed. All of them. And probably the lower ones, too.
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Tis a fun time, Mountain Dew murdered my teeth and they're preparing plates as they pull them in blocks of 4 so they can let the gums heal/re-strengthen before plates go in.
 
Figong said:
Tis a fun time, Mountain Dew murdered my teeth and they're preparing plates as they pull them in blocks of 4 so they can let the gums heal/re-strengthen before plates go in.
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Hilariously enough, when the dentist looked at my teeth he said "Mountain Dew again.", but I don't even drink mountain dew, I may have had a few across the span of my 33 years, but not enough for this to happen.
 
I hear they recently came out with this thing called a tooth brush. Supposedly they do wonders on maintaining healthy teeth and gums when used properly.

Sorry... I had to.
 
see4 said:
I hear they recently came out with this thing called a tooth brush. Supposedly they do wonders on maintaining healthy teeth and gums when used properly.

Sorry... I had to.
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I put this story out there once already, but it's just a fluke or fluoride poisoning or a genetic condition or something, because I brushed twice a day and flossed, right up until they started breaking off and I could no longer floss for fear of catching a rough edge and breaking them more. Also 90% of the time they don't hurt, eat on them, drink whatever..exposed nerves and all with no pain...but that 10% of the time they act up....PURE AGONY.
 
I always used the tooth brush, just drank Mt. Dew like it was water to sustain 24-36 hours of being awake a time while working on coding projects, was part of my younger years and it jacked the teeth - hell of a learning lesson.
 
Yea guys, Im just fucking with ya. Im sure you use brushes... that would be nasty if you didnt.

Figong... what languages? Me... Java, PHP, Python, Javascript, MXML, Actionscript/Flex, C#... dabble in Ruby, but I dont like it. And sql.
 
see4 said:
Yea guys, Im just fucking with ya. Im sure you use brushes... that would be nasty if you didnt.

Figong... what languages? Me... Java, PHP, Python, Javascript, MXML, Actionscript/Flex, C#... dabble in Ruby, but I dont like it. And sql.
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(C/C++/C# collective)/ASM/Cobol/Coldfusion(deprecated)/Jscript(mostly useless for what I did) and then we have SQL, the fun one which can wipe the db with 1 drunk command and is a great time to do backups.


Edit: I think Cobol may give away my age.
 
Orithil said:
I'm about to get my upper teeth removed. All of them. And probably the lower ones, too.
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I got my lower ones done at the end of last year but I had laughing gas so I was out of it and didn't feel a thing ...
This time I just had them numb me and pull them bitches out.. I still can't feel my face
 
see4 said:
I hear they recently came out with this thing called a tooth brush. Supposedly they do wonders on maintaining healthy teeth and gums when used properly.

Sorry... I had to.
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Toothbrush you say? I am going to have to look into this item further. =P
 
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