An apology for you RIU members.

Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Bakatare666 said:
Not really trying to see, or not really could?
**Your thread, was it the 54 page long thread you wanted me to peep?
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He wanted to see if he could get off with a chick. He could get a boner, but he couldnt really get there. Our attempts always ended with us laughing at eachother.

**The last post about the mac and cheese lol.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Flaming Pie said:
He wanted to see if he could get off with a chick. He could get a boner, but he couldnt really get there. Our attempts always ended with us laughing at eachother.

**The last post about the mac and cheese lol.
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Goddamnit! Why didn't I think of that when I was single? What a great pick up line. "You make me want to be straight. will you let me try?"
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Flaming Pie said:
He wanted to see if he could get off with a chick. He could get a boner, but he couldnt really get there. Our attempts always ended with us laughing at eachother.

**The last post about the mac and cheese lol.
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Ya, I saw the M/C story, and the first thing I thought of was what I've always heard....... "If you don't like what I made, then cook your own shit!"
 
greenswag

greenswag

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Flaming Pie said:
He wanted to see if he could get off with a chick. He could get a boner, but he couldnt really get there. Our attempts always ended with us laughing at eachother. **The last post about the mac and cheese lol.
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Wow riu is crazy slow right now and is really funky, hope this sends because it didn't last time. I've been in that situation before and it was kind of terrible lol. We were doing just fine getting each other off but it was a one night stand (we both knew this) and they were getting all into it, clamping onto me and moaning and I started giggling because I was just having fun with it. Eventually they started getting mad at me giggling so I started making sound effects to add to the silliness of it all. I ended up laughing hysterically and stopped having sex completely. We played a couple rounds of cod and I went home, laughing my ass off the whole way. It was a good night lol, thanks for bringing back the memory. :lol: :)

I just realized I quoted the wrong thing. I think. Both of us knew our sexuality, it was just a one night stand that ended up in laughter is what I was getting at lol
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Bakatare666 said:
Ya, I saw the M/C story, and the first thing I thought of was what I've always heard....... "If you don't like what I made, then cook your own shit!"
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Yeah. Well he can be a dick when he is horny/tired. He didnt even eat the mac after he dumped the other noodles in. He just did it to be mean.
 
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