a little less funny coming from someone who openly hates jews.lmfao but ser... lmfao.
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curious old fart
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
She met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
>
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
To blow out yer fookin' candle.'
cof
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
She met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
>
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
To blow out yer fookin' candle.'
cof
silasraven
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ha ha ha right, like thats even true. i love jews, just dont like the certain ones who piss me off or ones still waiting for their messiah. if i knew what half these people where id call them out by their country as well. im personally dont like the polish but im czech so what would you expect?
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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i lived in the most jewish area outside of isreal located in ny, they ARE fucking irritating and xenophobic(chasidim) despite their name meaning something entirely different they are not "Open-minded" and can't drive worth a shit. i was raised jewish and they made me hate conservative jews. glad i returned to atheism early enough that they became satire in my childhood/early teens.
dux
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My wife's best friend is Jewish along with her husband,they both make me laugh and are fun people,BUT the driving part and the open minded part is soo true! Shit! They're from New York too?!?!
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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look up "monsey" new york, i lived there from the age of 6-21 and i don't miss it, there are some jewish families that i have met that i consider my extended family and would do anything for, and again there are also families(all conservative) that i wouldn't piss on to save them from a fire. its ridiculous how so little can change a person's demeanor and outlook.
VILEPLUME
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I find the best way to fight racism is with more racism
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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if you lived in a jewish community you'd know how much they love to push outsiders out and form their coven and keep others from moving in. most groups do this, jews in particular mastered the method.I find the best way to fight racism is with more racism
Winter Woman
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Please, please take this conversation somewhere else. This is supposed to be about having a good time and not about arguing.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I was good with this ... until 1:56. cn
