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Canna Sylvan

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Why is that?
If you were made a slave and killed at some random point, would you care how kindly you were treated before hand?

If the aliens ever come to eat humans because we're so delicious, I just hope they realize us vegans would be great cooks because we won't be tempted to eat their food.
 

UncleBuck

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If you were made a slave and killed at some random point, would you care how kindly you were treated before hand?

If the aliens ever come to eat humans because we're so delicious, I just hope they realize us vegans would be great cooks because we won't be tempted to eat their food.
my chickens are not slaves though. they are as free and as happy as an animal could be.
 

SirGreenThumb

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If you were made a slave and killed at some random point, would you care how kindly you were treated before hand?

If the aliens ever come to eat humans because we're so delicious, I just hope they realize us vegans would be great cooks because we won't be tempted to eat their food.
But vegans get queasy at the sight of cooking meat, do they not? I would think the aliens would eat you all first, since you wouldn't be full of preservatives. :wink::lol:

Edit: You can be a great cooker of meat, without actually eating meat. :dunce:
 

Canna Sylvan

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But vegans get queasy at the sight of cooking meat, do they not? I would think the aliens would eat you all first, since you wouldn't be full of preservatives. :wink::lol:
I'd gladly cook meat eaters. Eye for an eye. How do you know meat eaters with all the garbage they consume aren't the alien's foi gras?

When I ate meat long ago, grain fed only pork tasted like shit.
 

SirGreenThumb

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I'd gladly cook meat eaters. Eye for an eye. How do you know meat eaters with all the garbage they consume aren't the alien's foi gras?

When I ate meat long ago, grain fed only pork tasted like shit.
Did you just call me a fat livered duck? :lol:
Touche! Wabbit.

Yea, purdue grain fed chicken tastes like shit, and is tough as nails.
 

kpmarine

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If you were made a slave and killed at some random point, would you care how kindly you were treated before hand?

If the aliens ever come to eat humans because we're so delicious, I just hope they realize us vegans would be great cooks because we won't be tempted to eat their food.
Animals aren't people; and I don't see how you attribute being a person (Which I thought was a requirement for slavery.) to an animal. For the sake of argument though. Were I a slave; yes, I would care a lot. If I was delicious and doomed to be killed; I would appreciate someone attempting to give a damn about my comfort up to that point. Would you rather be tortured to death after living a life of pain? Or would you prefer a life where you were able to enjoy a semblance of a real life that is ended by a bullet to the brain stem? I don't see how a "slave" could not want a more positive treatment in their short lives.

Out of curiosity; what would make vegan chefs useful to carnivorous creatures? While your skills in marinating tofu may be handy to you; your lack of knowledge when it comes down to how to prepare different cuts of meat would be arguably lacking. You can't be a useful chef for a carnivore if you don't know a rump roast from a rib-eye.
 

kpmarine

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I'd gladly cook meat eaters. Eye for an eye. How do you know meat eaters with all the garbage they consume aren't the alien's foi gras?

When I ate meat long ago, grain fed only pork tasted like shit.
If you consider it "eye for an eye"; would you be equally satisfied cooking a bear, chimp, sheep, or deer? They all have the option to eat only plants; yet they are known to dabble on the meat-side. For deer and sheep; it's only gnawing the parts off of baby birds for certain nutrients.

Though how could it be "eye for an eye" unless they ate someone you know?
 
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