The Omen's that we've seen...

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Chartreuse Spruce

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I saw one just now and three hours ago that I cannot get out of my head...a very long black snake in my driveway, with his head caught in an old Budweiser can. like from damn 1980! whhhhhaaaaat? so I get closer, take pics, and drive away wondering if I should take the beer can off of his head. lol. So, coming home, I see him sliding across my drive, lol, beer can on his head, still stuck. we did try and get it, but it was stuck and that snake was h e a v y . shhhhiiiiat! im cracking up!. really, in what world? So what the hell kind of crazy omen is that? What's the fuck's that's tryin' to tell me? my enter button never works here... Another time a few years back, I caught a glimpse of a rainbow, when it was snowing, on Easter. anybody have anything of personally; not like something someone else has told you??? Omen's to me mean, a sign...ya know?
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Chartreuse Spruce said:
I saw one just now and three hours ago that I cannot get out of my head...a very long black snake in my driveway, with his head caught in an old Budweiser can. like from damn 1980! whhhhhaaaaat? so I get closer, take pics, and drive away wondering if I should take the beer can off of his head. lol. So, coming home, I see him sliding across my drive, lol, beer can on his head, still stuck. we did try and get it, but it was stuck and that snake was h e a v y . shhhhiiiiat! im cracking up!. really, in what world? So what the hell kind of crazy omen is that? What's the fuck's that's tryin' to tell me? my enter button never works here... Another time a few years back, I caught a glimpse of a rainbow, when it was snowing, on Easter. anybody have anything of personally; not like something someone else has told you??? Omen's to me mean, a sign...ya know?
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This is a very simple omen to read, I'm sort of a pro with this type of thing. This what it means: You are going to have drunken sex with a black guy very soon. The black snake obviously represents a black mans genitals, and the beer can on it's head represents you...a drunk you with a black "snake" inside. Enjoy.
 
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Chartreuse Spruce

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sunni said:
maybe it was just a snake with its head stuck in a beer can ?
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ya it was just a snake with its head stuck in a beer can. thank you! a hilarious sight! what did I make that too romantic for you? Don't you have any pretty stories where you have seen some really bizarre, random things?
 
sunni

sunni

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Chartreuse Spruce said:
ya it was just a snake with its head stuck in a beer can. thank you! a hilarious sight! what did I make that too romantic for you? Don't you have any pretty stories where you have seen some really bizarre, random things?
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well yeah but i dont think their omens, like maybe if a little boy with black hair pasty skin bright blue eyes was standing all creepy like with dead ravens around him in a pentagram id say oh thats an omen.


dear god i hope i never see that
 
potpimp

potpimp

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fungus Gnat again. OMG, I can hardly catch my breath; between you and PeyoteReligion I'm dying laughing.
 
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Chartreuse Spruce

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we tried, it was weird, it was heavy. he just dangled there....doesn't anyone have anything weird they have seen? everybody has weird things they've seen.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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That's a black racer; they are very rare and harmless. Get a man to remove the can for you; just don't let anybody kill it. It's going to die otherwise and it's a very valuable snake to the ecosystem.
 
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Chartreuse Spruce

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potpimp said:
That's a black racer; they are very rare and harmless. Get a man to remove the can for you; just don't let anybody kill it. It's going to die otherwise and it's a very valuable snake to the ecosystem.
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OMG now you've got me guilty! its pouring down outside! it's creepy. no man for miles. lol. ya that's a big problem for me always. lol.
 
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Chartreuse Spruce

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ya, we've got to forget the snake, It aint an omen! its just a weird fucking thing. the beer can. I thought it was a laugh. It ain't, and I'll save its fucking life in the morning. if it didn't drown. lol. I'm high and need to go find something interesting to read.
 
shoediva

shoediva

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I am sure it just means it was a strange day.. or maybe that there is a snake in your life that goes through life blindly..

Is the snake still around? if so do you think the can will slide off or will it need to cut it off? (the can, not the head)
 
potpimp

potpimp

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It's the scales that are preventing it from coming off. Poor thing just wanted a little beer.
 
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Chartreuse Spruce

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oh my! I am rolling...lol! I cant hold the damn snake to cut the can. I cant do it. I wouldn't kill it intentionally but I don't think I can do it. It's not like I believe in crazy signs or here's this 'omen' word again, or anything like that! I just wanted some stories to read. lol. shiiiiiaaat! Some simple one liner "weird shit I've seen" things. you people are so PETA! <insert sarcastic smiley face that gives the emotion of a joke>
 
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