ClaytonBigsby
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Seriously, ma dude, I'm in my 40's, so I've seen and done a lot. Leave it alone. If you don;t get laid for a year, it's better than messing with psycho bitches.
Help me please! It's about a girl.
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ClaytonBigsby
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kpmarine
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To the bold: You need to be more comfortable with yourself. Coming from a rather average-looking guy; looks are only a small part of it all. Confidence is what gets people's attention. You get as much respect as you demand. Always be critical of yourself (Nobody is perfect.); it encourages self improvement. On the other hand, never be ashamed of who you are either. In the end, looks eventually fade; after that, who you are is all that is left.
To the rest: You don't want to be in a romantic relationship with this girl. She either genuinely has problems to deal with (In which case, she's not in a romantic position.); or, she's just an attention-whore (Which you should obviously avoid.). If she has problems, then be her friend. Be her rock when she needs help, and she'll remember that. Honestly, if you don't know why this woman is motivated to talk about killing herself, then you shouldn't even be contemplating feelings like love for her. You flat-out don't know her well enough. If she's worth thoughts of love, she's worth waiting a bit for. Every one of the long-lasting relationships I've seen, have started out as friendships. Nice guys may finish last, but no woman likes a guy that finishes first anyway.
I'm just a random guy on the internet, so take from this what you will. I'd say you wisest choice here is "wait" though. Assuming you want this to actually go somewhere.
kpmarine
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You sir, have an oddly shaped penis.
Dr Kynes
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now hold on a minute there.
we dont actually know how crazy this broad really is, nor how hot she might be.
theres also the issue of whether the OP can Hit-It and Quit-It like a real Playah.
the bitch may just be super Thirsty, i mean PARCHED, and runnin game on mah Homey just to get some attention.
whoah now Muchacho, i know what your sayin, but can a Playah finish?
thank you...
so, lets break this shit down:
bitch's crazy rating on a scale of 1-10, with ONE being the craziest, i mean Left-Eye crazy. burn a botha's house down crazy... = C (for crazy)
bitch's hotness on a scale of 1-10, with ten being "Daaaaaaaaamn!" = H (for hotness)
then simply do the math. C+H/2= her D number. (Doable) anything 5 or over is all good.
but then we gotta do some more math:
take that number and prepare your "intangibles" factors:
the broad's stoner level on a scale of 1-5. with 1 being "thinks Reefer Madness is a documentary" and 5 being "smokes more weed than snoop dogg" = W (for weed)
how many times has she touched your penis in the last month divided by 4. this give you the average expected Smiley Face Stickers factor. = S (for Smiley Face Stickers)
how many of your homies has she fucked? = B (for Bros with whom you are crossing swords)
her weight in pounds divided by her height in feet times two. = F (for fatty)
example: if she weighs 110 pounds and stand 5 foot 6, then it's 110/11=10 congrats, not a fatty! but if she weighs 150 pounds and stands 5 foot six it's 150/11= 13.63 then you will need prescription bifocal beergoggles.
so lets run the figures:
D+(WxS-Bx2) F/10= Q (her bangability Quotient)
this scorecard can help you not only with future hookups, but also can help you check the tapes on last weeks' game. you gotta stay sharp.
heres the scorecard from the chick i was dating in the early 90's:
D = 6 (slightly hotter than she was crazy, but she was VERY crazy, and EXTREMELY hot.)
W = 2 (she smoked weed now and again but wasnt really a pothead)
S = 2 (very low yes, but when i ran the score i had only known her for a month and she had already touched my penis half a dozen times so i disputed the call, but the rules are very strict.)
B = 0 (this one is a killer, but if she banged even a couple of your bros, shit can get ugly fast. fortunately none of my homies liked redheads
)F = 9.1 (yes. thats right. suck it. i did mention she was EXTREMELY HOT)
so: she scored an 11.82, and that gentlemen is an excellent score. until of course she took the crazy to new heights, started smoking meth, and ran off with a tweaker in a camaro.
Cest L'Vie Mon Frer
KushXOJ
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I wish I could make this my sig lmfao +rep for breaking down it down into numbers ...may be now the op will understandnow hold on a minute there.
we dont actually know how crazy this broad really is, nor how hot she might be.
theres also the issue of whether the OP can Hit-It and Quit-It like a real Playah.
the bitch may just be super Thirsty, i mean PARCHED, and runnin game on mah Homey just to get some attention.
whoah now Muchacho, i know what your sayin, but can a Playah finish?
thank you...
so, lets break this shit down:
bitch's crazy rating on a scale of 1-10, with ten being the craziest, i mean Left-Eye crazy. burn a botha's house down crazy... = C (for crazy)
bitch's hotness on a scale of 1-10, with ten being "Daaaaaaaaamn!" = H (for hotness)
then simply do the math. C+H/2= her D number. (Doable) anything 5 or over is all good.
but then we gotta do some more math:
take that number and prepare your "intangibles" factors:
the broad's stoner level on a scale of 1-5. with 1 being "thinks Reefer Madness is a documentary" and 5 being "smokes more weed than snoop dogg" = W (for weed)
how many times has she touched your penis in the last month divided by 4. this give you the average expected Smiley Face Stickers factor. = S (for Smiley Face Stickers)
how many of your homies has she fucked? = B (for Bros with whom you are crossing swords)
her weight in pounds divided by her height in feet times two. = F (for fatty)
example: if she weighs 110 pounds and stand 5 foot 6, then it's 110/11=10 congrats, not a fatty! but if she weighs 150 pounds and stands 5 foot six it's 150/11= 13.63 then you will need prescription bifocal beergoggles.
so lets run the figures:
D+(WxS-Bx2) F/10= Q (her bangability Quotient)
this scorecard can help you not only with future hookups, but also can help you check the tapes on last weeks' game. you gotta stay sharp.
heres the scorecard from the chick i was dating in the early 90's:
D = 6 (slightly hotter than she was crazy, but she was VERY crazy, and EXTREMELY hot.)
W = 2 (she smoked weed now and again but wasnt really a pothead)
S = 2 (very low yes, but when i ran the score i had only known her for a month and she had already touched my penis half a dozen times so i disputed the call, but the rules are very strict.)
B = 0 (this one is a killer, but if she banged even a couple of your bros, shit can get ugly fast. fortunately none of my homies liked redheads
F = 9.1 (yes. thats right. suck it. i did mention she was EXTREMELY HOT)
so: she scored an 11.82, and that gentlemen is an excellent score. until of course she took the crazy to new heights, started smoking meth, and ran off with a tweaker in a camaro.
Cest L'Vie Mon Frer
ClaytonBigsby
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Your math is pretty good, except for this part. Out of a possible 20 points, you think anything over 5 is all good? So, if she is a 10 on the boil a bunny meter, and a 3 in the hotness meter, that's a total of 13. 13/2 is 6.5; so you would bang a completely crazy 3?!?!?!? Perhaps you had your chart upside down, like the controls in Independence Day. You meant the craziest is a 1. That would make more sense. Just trying to help.
ClaytonBigsby
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Dr Kynes
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nah homey, the hot/crazy scale , (your quick reference table for hookups) specifies a 5 or higher
if you can Hit-It and Quit-It like a true Playah, thats all you need.
the rest is determining possible long term relationships, and your personal standards determine whether you want to stay and play with this particular dame.
the formula is for standardization purposes, allowing you to compare objective numbers, observe personal trends, and spot weaknesses in your game.
if you usually bang hot chicks, one uggo with a sack of weed while youre wearing beergoggles can really fuck up your numbers, but by standardizing, and using accepted metrics youi can chart your progress, and not lose your spot on the roster because you got as little too wasted at reggae on the river and boned a hot/crazy 3, and allows for the examination of extenuating circumstances, where that same Hot/Crazy 3 (dubious hotness, and as crazy as a shithouse rat) can score a more respectable 5.7 - 6.3 (a duffel bag full of weed in the back of her suzuki samurai, never banged any of my Bros, not a fatty, touched my dick repeatedly and with malice aforethought) allowing for a wider latitude in scoring.
the system also properly weights the serious issues, turning an otherwise respectable hookup into a cautionary tale which can help you steer clear of such greivous errors in the future:
D = 6 (acceptably hot, not very crazy)
W = 1 (didnt smoke weed at all, shoulda been a warning...)
S = 7 (was all over my dick. ravenous for it)
B = 4 ( you see the problem....)
F = 11.3 (thick, but not quite a fatty, but i hadnt been batting well that season, and i was ready to swing at anything if it was near the strikezone)
netting her a Q-Score of 6.13 not up to my usual expectations, but thats cool.
i should have stuck to my self imposed handicap of 7 or higher. things went on a deathspiral quicker than shit.
i showed up at her house ready to deliver the requested Booty Call.
while i was banging her she got a call, and the answering machine got it.
it was one of my brothers sobbing that he loved her and wanted her back... i didnt even know she had dated my brother! Q-Score Ratchets down to 4.13!
needless to say i tried to disengage, but she had locked her ankles behind my back +2 Crazy , and ok... +1 Hot. Q-Score Clanks down to a critically low 2.63!!
she says, "i should get that. hand me the phone"... +4 Crazy, -1 Hot! Q-Score now -3.36!!! Punch Out!! Punch Out!!
Crash And Burn. Moral of the story, never compromise on your principles!]
Edit : HOLY SHIT CLAYTON IS RIGHT!!!
dont prepare your Theses yet my Bretheren!! i did reverse the Hot Crazy Marker, Crazy 1 = Bunny Boiler, Crazy 10 = remarkably rational (make sure she's not secretly a dude)
fuck i cannot believe i made that typos.
thanks clayton.
ClaytonBigsby
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Dr Kynes, where ya been hiding? Where have you been posting your 6k posts? Mad props. Wish I could +Rep you again.
Winter Woman
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My suggestion to you is: Run Forest Run.
giggles26
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I like the mixed boxes though, that way you never know what your gonna get
Unless of course you open the box and look at the diagram but that's cheating lol
giggles26
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Smoking weed isn't recommended by the feds but we still do it