The UK Growers Thread!

bazoomer

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Well, no cake tonight, a spoon of butter in the hottest stag chilli I could get , to mask the rank taste !,instead , starting to kick in now, fucking evil stinking shit !, I always think of sipping the oozy scum off the top of Ice's gone off trotter is very much like eating this butter !
 

iiKode

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lol fuck that, thats 1 off the things i do like bout my grow location the other 5flats here are all old people have never seen police here in near 3yrs now, and they all love me cause i open doors, help with shopping bags etc doubt they would be feeling the love if they new i was growin above there flats lol
yeah same here mate, whole street is alright, across the road round the corner 4 flats outa 6 were raided, but thats out of sight, but just one cunt related to somone in our block done somthing stupid about using our information dont wanna explain the situation, but hopin i dont get another visit, since what my common sense tells me is that they dont realy have anything, and this was all about last year i never knew anything about it, now im being q'd, but im not answerin unless its polis from a certain area i know they look the same but it says diff on the cars, cuz that will mean its the polis for the situation i know about not the feds comin to raid my shit up. hopin i dont have to intervene with this cunt related to one of the neighbors, bringin shit to the street, thats the 1st note of drama hes brought up to do with us, but yet hes known for creatin drama, bein dragged away from his kids by the polis aff his heed on h when i first moved here hes been fine since, actually introduced me to my guy who buys my harvest, and regular soap/whatever hes got in seller at the mo.
 

newuserlol

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Well, no cake tonight, a spoon of butter in the hottest stag chilli I could get , to mask the rank taste !,instead , starting to kick in now, fucking evil stinking shit !, I always think of sipping the oozy scum off the top of Ice's gone off trotter is very much like eating this butter !
it dus taste shit hay baz, ive double cooked it a few times and it still taste pure rank lol what i have found tho is lemon cake mix hides the flavour much better than choc or any other flavour.
 

bazoomer

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Ah right, so it is more of a compatibility thing then.

If it takes a 9800GT then you could still slot an improvement in it's place and up the RAM a bit, aye sling me a PM with an email addy and I'll email you back so you can give me an address and I'll send you 'Windows 7' no worries.
Cheers Yorkie , will do.
 

dura72

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you think they wont take you to trial in that year? i suppose what did you get caught with anyway how many plants?
and after that year it never happened?

i suppose the filth were saying u were jumpin around like a monkey chasin them then?, i had the filth at the door this week, answered the buzzer thinkin twas my bro and heard police, knees dropped, they came to the door (30 secs before has a small pipe of kief brand new pipe little thing) waited looking through the peeper hole in my door, answered knees were almost like jelly at this point, answered like a dick (but i answered the buzzer) needless to say it was about somthing unrelated to my shizz, and i only have x4 little uns under a 250, was keepin an eye on one of em standin outside my door, 7ft away from a grow, hopin he didnt hear the extractor and pop his head in to find pots, stems from last harvest, all sorts in a basin right out in plain sight, nevermind a ballast outside, wires goin into the closet ffs makes me scared thinkin bout it lmao


i dont know, anything bout law, but are u lookin at time for the cleaver incident? wernt ur mate there would he back you up, better that than u vs 12 pigs, u got no chance, unless you bubble haha not to make a joke of ur situation mate, i wouldnt wish that upon anyone.

yeah theyre pretty much sayin i was doin the nitwit but their statements have few a logical inconsistences.....if im found guilty i'll get a good shaftin, probably a cpl of years but ahm hopeful ma lawyer will fuck them over so im not sweating it. ive a lot of potential back up factors for the case.
 

bazoomer

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it dus taste shit hay baz, ive double cooked it a few times and it still taste pure rank lol what i have found tho is lemon cake mix hides the flavour much better than choc or any other flavour.
Pmsl it does m8 doesn't it ! It's fucking evil stuff ! , but I'm fucking smashed lol, so it could taste like crispy knob cheese for all I care lol
 

iiKode

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yeah theyre pretty much sayin i was doin the nitwit but their statements have few a logical inconsistences.....if im found guilty i'll get a good shaftin, probably a cpl of years but ahm hopeful ma lawyer will fuck them over so im not sweating it. ive a lot of potential back up factors for the case.
ooft, not good, thats fuckin serious, a year or 2 i done 5 month and was hardened by that ffs, i couldnt do an 8 stretch like sum cunts on this thread, talking of cunts where have they been. @shawny @IC3

i know it sound stupid but id, do a runnder if i was facin 5+ silk road fake id hopefully by then ill have my (bug out bag) ready with cash and shit, cus if i was on bail facin 5+ id be flying down south via not my car haha.
yeah no way im gettin locked up again, then again gym everyday for a year might do you some good....
 

newuserlol

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Pmsl it does m8 doesn't it ! It's fucking evil stuff ! , but I'm fucking smashed lol, so it could taste like crispy knob cheese for all I care lol
it a whole different stone too, what i found alot when i was making it all the time was you would wake up proper stoned after eating a load the previous day, not just groggy but fully stoned in the morning lol
 

iiKode

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it a whole different stone too, what i found alot when i was making it all the time was you would wake up proper stoned after eating a load the previous day, not just groggy but fully stoned in the morning lol
this harvest, defo dedicatin some trim and shit to baking, is it as easy as makin cannabutter and using that instead of normal butter for cakes and stuff?

stoned in the mornin? ffs i want some.
 

bazoomer

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When I first started tongueing my mrs bum out I found the clay like taste off putting!, but I got used to it ! If only I could get stoned from licking me mrs arse out ! IDE be flat out like a lizard drinking !
 

newuserlol

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this harvest, defo dedicatin some trim and shit to baking, is it as easy as makin cannabutter and using that instead of normal butter for cakes and stuff?
its gotta be the easiest thing u can make wit your trim kode simple stuff, but would advice using ghee instead of normal butter its the fat that the thc sticks too and normal butter is 82% ghee is 99% u can deffo feel the difference between the 2 and ghee u can use same as butter in what ever cake mix u want, id also advise a lemon cake mix just seems to hide the flavour better.
 

iiKode

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When I first started tongueing my mrs bum out I found the clay like taste off putting!, but I got used to it ! If only I could get stoned from licking me mrs arse out ! IDE be flat out like a lizard drinking !
realy, u like a good rimmin aye, anyone else fancy a womans arse, alot of ppl i know allways say no, i say why not.
iv tried it, still not got there yet all of the girls iv tried it with discreetley rool over as if to say get the fuck off me lmao...
 

newuserlol

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When I first started tongueing my mrs bum out I found the clay like taste off putting!, but I got used to it ! If only I could get stoned from licking me mrs arse out ! IDE be flat out like a lizard drinking !
i much prefer the taste of my missus arse than i do cannabutter lol but just aint that same buzz like ya say baz lollol
 

iiKode

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its gotta be the easiest thing u can make wit your trim kode simple stuff, but would advice using ghee instead of normal butter its the fat that the thc sticks too and normal butter is 82% ghee is 99% u can deffo feel the difference between the 2 and ghee u can use same as butter in what ever cake mix u want, id also advise a lemon cake mix just seems to hide the flavour better.
yeah, what about dose? do you put the amount of cannabutter/ghee whatever that the instruction tell you, as in treating the cannabutter like normal butter, or do you have to cut it with some normal ghee/butter.
 

bazoomer

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this harvest, defo dedicatin some trim and shit to baking, is it as easy as makin cannabutter and using that instead of normal butter for cakes and stuff?

stoned in the mornin? ffs i want some.
Lol like new said, fucking stoned half of next day too ! Or , if you're an old stoner like me , it feels like a bad hangover ! Feel dry as fuck , & also like new said, a different stone, more intense
 

iiKode

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i much prefer the taste of my missus arse than i do cannabutter lol but just aint that same buzz like ya say baz lollol
these northern girls arnt up for it, suppose u shagged ur wife like 50000 times, a quick shag and leave in the mornin is probably not the best way to work up to arse shaggin.
 

newuserlol

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yeah, what about dose? do you put the amount of cannabutter/ghee whatever that the instruction tell you, as in treating the cannabutter like normal butter, or do you have to cut it with some normal ghee/butter.
no i would alway just use cannabutter no normal butter and i would also put extra in, my last cake i put about 3-4oz of good trim and a half oz of bud into 500g of ghee, the cake mix said 180g i put 250g in, i then cut that cake into 20pieces and thought i would be fine on 3 pieces but i wasnt lmao i whityed hard m8 proper spewing n so stoned couldnt move lol thats why i aint making no more cakes never again, dosage is the hardest part with it kode.
 

iiKode

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Lol like new said, fucking stoned half of next day too ! Or , if you're an old stoner like me , it feels like a bad hangover ! Feel dry as fuck , & also like new said, a different stone, more intense
nearly 5 years ago now, damn thats ages ago, my mate went to holland rotterdam or summit, he sent a half ox of ww and 2 brownies over to himself, his gran signed for it LMAO, all i remember is that i was so stoned off that ww i dont even know what the 1/4 of the brownie i had did lmao.
 

bazoomer

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no i would alway just use cannabutter no normal butter and i would also put extra in, my last cake i put about 3-4oz of good trim and a half oz of bud into 500g of ghee, the cake mix said 180g i put 250g in, i then cut that cake into 20pieces and thought i would be fine on 3 pieces but i wasnt lmao i whityed hard m8 proper spewing n so stoned couldnt move lol thats why i aint making no more cakes never again, dosage is the hardest part with it kode.
Lmfao new ! I'm so fucking mashed, I tried tesco, asda & morrisons , couldn't get gee anywhere m8 !
 

iiKode

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no i would alway just use cannabutter no normal butter and i would also put extra in, my last cake i put about 3-4oz of good trim and a half oz of bud into 500g of ghee, the cake mix said 180g i put 250g in, i then cut that cake into 20pieces and thought i would be fine on 3 pieces but i wasnt lmao i whityed hard m8 proper spewing n so stoned couldnt move lol thats why i aint making no more cakes never again, dosage is the hardest part with it kode.
i swear i havnt been that stoned since i was younger, need a proper hard hitter bucket or summit. but yeah think this harvest ima bake, im lookin to not be able to move till all my shits cured.
 
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