What would you do if...?

[Padawanbater2]

Post questions in the form of "What would you do if...?"

I'll start


-What would you do if you found out tomorrow you are going to be a father/mother?

-what would you do if you won $15,000 on a lottery ticket (after taxes)?

-what would you do if you had concrete evidence the government was spying on you?

-what would you do if some unknown epidemic started spreading out of India, in 2 weeks it reached China, 4 weeks, Europe. You're sitting in Nebraska, what would you do?

-what would you do if you checked your bank account and the balance said $3,620,345, you went into your bank and withdrew $2,500 just to see if it would work and the teller gave it to you and didn't do or say anything that would lead you to believe they think something might be up, it seemed 100% normal and legitimate. What would you do?

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

What would you do if you woke up as a member if the opposite sex?

 

[gagekko]

What would you do if found out everything you grew up to believe was a lie?

 

[kinetic]

What would you do if I served you rouladin, cornbread, and sauerkraut?

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Fuck your crazy sister and shoot you in the kneecaps would be my response to all your hypothetical questions.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

Post questions in the form of "What would you do if...?"

I'll start


-What would you do if you found out tomorrow you are going to be a father/mother?

-what would you do if you won $15,000 on a lottery ticket (after taxes)?

-what would you do if you had concrete evidence the government was spying on you?

-what would you do if some unknown epidemic started spreading out of India, in 2 weeks it reached China, 4 weeks, Europe. You're sitting in Nebraska, what would you do?

-what would you do if you checked your bank account and the balance said $3,620,345, you went into your bank and withdrew $2,500 just to see if it would work and the teller gave it to you and didn't do or say anything that would lead you to believe they think something might be up, it seemed 100% normal and legitimate. What would you do?

1: i'd get a dna test b/c it ain't mine!
2: I'd simply save the money.
3: probably masturbate if i knew they were watching.
4: Smoke and watch it play out.
5: i'd donate all of the remaining money to the aclu before the bank realize the error.

 

[kinetic]

Fuck your crazy sister and shoot you in the kneecaps would be my response to all your hypothetical questions.

You obviiuosly don't appreciate a good meal.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

What would you do if I served you rouladin, cornbread, and sauerkraut?

i'd say thanks, and skarf down that meal.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

What would you do if you couldn't get high/drunk on any drug ever again?

 

[Jeffdogg]

What would you do if you just got a fucking email titled "hitlist" with a bunch of fucking names and address in it sorted out by states?

I'd like to know cause it just really happened a little bit ago..........

 

[kinetic]

What would you do if you couldn't get high/drunk on any drug ever again?

meditate more.

 

[Padawanbater2]

What would you do if you woke up as a member if the opposite sex?

The initial shock would be tough to get over, but beyond that, if you're asking if it wasn't shocking to me, I would definitely check out my new vagina, I've always wondered how the female version of sex is enjoyed, as, from a straight male perspective, penetration seems totally foreign to me and although I realize how pleasure is acquired through it in a clinical sense, practically, it's still very difficult to understand having never experienced it myself. Beyond that, it'd probably be pretty similar to being a male..

What would you do if found out everything you grew up to believe was a lie?

I'd join an internet forum and dig deeper with like minded people. Oh wait..

What would you do if I served you rouladin, cornbread, and sauerkraut?

I'd ask you wtf rouladin was, then I'd grub down on the cornbread and pass the sauerkraut


-what would you do if you were born with a micro penis/enormous clit?

-what would you do if you were wrongfully convicted of murder?

-what would you do if an attractive teacher came onto you in 12th grade?

 

[kinetic]

What would you do if you just got a fucking email titled "hitlist" with a bunch of fucking names and address in it sorted out by states?

I'd like to know cause it just really happened a little bit ago..........

I would come to riu sketched outta my mind and share my paranoia inducing experience with a bunch of other high motherfuckers who all seem to have some sort of their own theories on various conspiracies and are now paranoid to a greater depth and are feeding into yours for you as well?

 

[kinetic]

Rouladin is soooo good. It's this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouladen
Hasenphfeffer is another good German meal, and stolen, you should try some stolen, excellent holiday time bread.

 

[Padawanbater2]

What would you do if you couldn't get high/drunk on any drug ever again?

Wow, great question!

I guess I'd just accept it.. that would honestly suck, but what could you do? Maybe try to synthesize new substances that you could get high off? As bad as it sounds, I think life would suck if you had no way to alter your state of mind..

What would you do if you just got a fucking email titled "hitlist" with a bunch of fucking names and address in it sorted out by states?

I'd like to know cause it just really happened a little bit ago..........

LOL, I'd probably mark it up as spam, do you recognize the address?


What would you do if you suddenly became allergic to sunlight?

What would you do if a random, but really attractive man/woman came to your door naked and said "what we do next is up to you"?

 

[Padawanbater2]

What would you do if the president announced a full on ground invasion in Syria to oust the government?

What would you do if the war on drugs was ended tomorrow, and the official justice department stance became attention to treatment and prevention and the illegal, law aspect was completely taken out of the equation?

What would you do if the federal government of the US officially recognized homosexual couples?

What would you do if you had enough money that you never had to work again?

What would you do if Jesus Christ revealed himself on Earth, Christianity was true and the evidence was indisputable, even modern science agreed?

What would you do if the big bang theory and the theory of evolution were proven with absolute doubt to be true, there is no god and we are merely a byproduct of circumstances?

What would you do if you were given the choice to live forever via taking your brain out of your current body when your organs failed and putting it into a cybernetic one artificially created to sustain your life functions indefinitely or die naturally?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Log in to rolly and your account said YOU were Uncle Buck.

 

[Jeffdogg]

Wow, great question!

I guess I'd just accept it.. that would honestly suck, but what could you do? Maybe try to synthesize new substances that you could get high off? As bad as it sounds, I think life would suck if you had no way to alter your state of mind..



LOL, I'd probably mark it up as spam, do you recognize the address?


What would you do if you suddenly became allergic to sunlight?

What would you do if a random, but really attractive man/woman came to your door naked and said "what we do next is up to you"?

never heard of ar15.com but this is what the email looks like, its very very long im just gonna take a bit to show you

removed list, was just showing example

 

[Padawanbater2]

never heard of ar15.com but this is what the email looks like, its very very long im just gonna take a bit to show you

Spam, son,,,,,,,

 

[Jeffdogg]

Spam, son,,,,,,,

i tried googling it to see if anyone else had the same thing so it could be considered spam, not a single thing popped up for "ar15.com hitlist spam"