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curious2garden

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Me never...maybe tonight I'll put up a thin sheet and tease her with my silhouette.

On a side note...my cell just rang..got a great call about a new job I've been looking into, looks like this lady needs to learn a new language :)

Ni hao :) xiexie :) dear lord this will be fun :)
I think you should have asked her if she saw anything she liked and invited her over to discuss it, at length, over tea LOL!

I mean you did say she was a cute chubby one. After all chubby girls need love too ha!
 

april

Pickle Queen
I think you should have asked her if she saw anything she liked and invited her over to discuss it, at length, over tea LOL!

I mean you did say she was a cute chubby one. After all chubby girls need love too ha!
LOL tea eh...reminds me I watched a kick ass documentary on the Opium war last night...now I wanna try opium lol

We all need luv... honestly less attractive people are better sex partners, hot people just watch themselves...lame

Always date someone who is uglier than u :) lol
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Ok so our dogs age much than us right like 7 dogs year for every human year. So when im at work for eight hours does my dog think ive been gone for two and a half days? Is this why he goes so crazy when i walk in the door? I know i cant go two days without someone petting me.
 

neosapien

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Padawanbater2

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So I think this older woman at the grocery store was kind of coming onto me, she's a cashier, probably 10-15 years older than me, I see her pretty often whenever I go in there, maybe 2-3 times a week and each time I get the same kind of feeling. She's actually pretty attractive so I kind of try to flirt back and smile. She calls me 'mijo' and I find it cute as hell! I was buying my dad some beer so I set it up on the checkout and this is how the conversation went: Her: Oh I don't need to see your ID, I know you're 21 (cute smile) Me: oh, OK, I'm 25, but the beer is for my dad anyway (cute smirk attempt back) Her: aw just a baby (really cute smile), getting a pretty obvious vibe at this point.. She hands me the receipt and makes sure to touch my hand and smile again.

I've been getting this feeling for a few weeks, but I'm not sure what the best way would be to go about taking the next step, beyond the grocery store I have no idea what we could possibly have in common and that's not much of an interesting subject, also, she's closer to my moms age than mine, just putting that out there..

So hypothetically, if I wanted to land this chick in the bedroom, what do you think would be the best way to do it? I seem to already have an in, but how should I progress it further?
 

DONNYS

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So I think this older woman at the grocery store was kind of coming onto me, she's a cashier, probably 10-15 years older than me, I see her pretty often whenever I go in there, maybe 2-3 times a week and each time I get the same kind of feeling. She's actually pretty attractive so I kind of try to flirt back and smile. She calls me 'mijo' and I find it cute as hell! I was buying my dad some beer so I set it up on the checkout and this is how the conversation went: Her: Oh I don't need to see your ID, I know you're 21 (cute smile) Me: oh, OK, I'm 25, but the beer is for my dad anyway (cute smirk attempt back) Her: aw just a baby (really cute smile), getting a pretty obvious vibe at this point.. She hands me the receipt and makes sure to touch my hand and smile again.

I've been getting this feeling for a few weeks, but I'm not sure what the best way would be to go about taking the next step, beyond the grocery store I have no idea what we could possibly have in common and that's not much of an interesting subject, also, she's closer to my moms age than mine, just putting that out there..

So hypothetically, if I wanted to land this chick in the bedroom, what do you think would be the best way to do it? I seem to already have an in, but how should I progress it further?

check back of receipt she might have wrote down her number
 

neosapien

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So I think this older woman at the grocery store was kind of coming onto me, she's a cashier, probably 10-15 years older than me, I see her pretty often whenever I go in there, maybe 2-3 times a week and each time I get the same kind of feeling. She's actually pretty attractive so I kind of try to flirt back and smile. She calls me 'mijo' and I find it cute as hell! I was buying my dad some beer so I set it up on the checkout and this is how the conversation went: Her: Oh I don't need to see your ID, I know you're 21 (cute smile) Me: oh, OK, I'm 25, but the beer is for my dad anyway (cute smirk attempt back) Her: aw just a baby (really cute smile), getting a pretty obvious vibe at this point.. She hands me the receipt and makes sure to touch my hand and smile again.

I've been getting this feeling for a few weeks, but I'm not sure what the best way would be to go about taking the next step, beyond the grocery store I have no idea what we could possibly have in common and that's not much of an interesting subject, also, she's closer to my moms age than mine, just putting that out there..

So hypothetically, if I wanted to land this chick in the bedroom, what do you think would be the best way to do it? I seem to already have an in, but how should I progress it further?

You: So uh, wanna grab a beer when you’re done?
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Without being too obvious or creepy, work into the conversation her work hours, then try to be around when she gets off. Walk her to her car and tell her how pretty she is, she's your favorite cashier, you always love how happy she is, and her great smile,.... she may just ask you to bone her behind the store. IF not, ask if she wants to come over and hang out sometime, maybe show you how to make some tamales.


The only reason I am trying to help is beacuse I want to see your posts afterwards, when her "little hefe" finds out and is trying to cut you. Should make for some good reading. I will give my advice on that when it happens.
 
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