Note to self thread

[SOMEBEECH]

I WANT THIS THREAD TO BE ABOUT STUPID THINGS YOU HAVE DONE

NOTE TO SELF-Never reach in fish tank to get the light panel that has fallen in the water! OUCH!
Beech

 

[SOMEBEECH]

NOTE TO SELF-Never work in garden stoned with nute mixes!
Beech

 

[SOMEBEECH]

NOTE TO SELF-never ask a women more than once her opinion!On the same subject! You wont have too.
Beech

 

[aknight3]

Note to self: Problems will always replace problems.. Letting them get to you is a choice.

 

[aknight3]

Note to self: Stop forgetting that you can choose a reaction other than stress.

 

[SOMEBEECH]

NOTE TO SELF-Dont let your emotions control you,Control your emotions.
Beech

 

[SOMEBEECH]

NOTE TO SELF-Fan leaves dont make good clones!LOL,Yes I did it in 1999.
Beech

 

[see4]

Note to self: Don't use scented skin lotion when masturbating to Body By Jake videos.

 

[SOMEBEECH]

NOTE TO SELF-Never loan money,just consider you gifted it!
Beech

 

[SOMEBEECH]

Note to self: Don't use scented skin lotion when masturbating to Body By Jake videos.

No you didnt!

Beech

 

[curious2garden]

I WANT THIS THREAD TO BE ABOUT STUPID THINGS YOU HAVE DONE
...snip.....

Staying up until all hours of the night laughing my ass off over ignorant idiots, arguing opinion as fact, without the god given tools to do so. Then wondering who the new gunslinger in town is?

 

[SOMEBEECH]

Staying up until all hours of the night laughing my ass off over ignorant idiots, arguing opinion as fact, without the god given tools to do so. Then wondering who the new gunslinger in town is?

"Raises Hand" Guilty.
Beech

 

[SOMEBEECH]

Note to Self-Stop leaving house before #2 is accomplished!
Beech

 

[Indagrow]

Note to self- remember where I put my notes to myself.

 

[curious2garden]

Note to self- remember where I put my notes to myself.

Hey hun, good morning, can you get with DARPA and get me that new prosthetic cerebral wiring harness? PLEASE?

 

[curious2garden]

OH I just remembered a new one I learned last night.

Do not leave all your knives in your pants downstairs.

 

[minnesmoker]

Hey hun, good morning, can you get with DARPA and get me that new prosthetic cerebral wiring harness? PLEASE?

DARPA?

You do realize that it was a no-bid contract, that was given to Mac And Microsoft, that's still in beta, right?


Note to self: The reason he pulled you over may be because he's a cunt, but, don't tell the officer that, when he asks if you know why he stopped you!

 

[dirtsurfr]

Note to self. Now er uh I forgot.

 

[dannyboy602]

Note to self: In your next life dont forget the sunscreen.

 

[Indagrow]

Hey hun, good morning, can you get with DARPA and get me that new prosthetic cerebral wiring harness? PLEASE?

Morning! Yeah ill see what I can do.... Yeah I can't do anything