Hey everybody I am still high and am typing this while I remember. I just smoked a bowl in my car and my mom smelt me on my way inside so she called the town cop. He came over intent to arrest me and left with a smile on his face from my badassnes winning him over and winning the fight between my mom and me. She tried to fuck me over and I owned the situation. Gave the cop some legal herbs and said this is what I have been smoking she is just confused and thinks it's weed. I had weed in the car still and was so fucking cool that my shit won out in the end. homeys light one up for me.