Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

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so i just camr back from doing hair from 5 am till 11 am, for awedding now im off to the other job until midnight FUCK MY LIFE
 

curious2garden

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My knife fits in a pocket. Pretty sure I would get arrested with a big ass knife strapped to waist.
I wear mine in my waistband concealed. It's amazing, even with a skinny torso, how large a knife you can carry without being obvious.

My knife is a winchester. I used to carry this bitch everywhere I went.

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Very nice utility knife FP. Here's my utility knife :) I love this baby.

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minnesmoker

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Knives rule. Check out square bladed carpet knives, for optimal fucking up of one's opponent. It's like a utility knife, that's stronger, and has the .017 edge of a scalpel.


I came here to pose a different question, though. Which do you prefer? "Loud" or "Dro" I prefer "loud" as it makes stoner sense, and doesn't imply a growing style... I like "loud" as an indicator of excellent quality.
 

minnesmoker

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Old school speed screw, nice. I like me a good old Robert's with the small thumb screw. Never had one spit a blade out, I've seen those speed screw fuckers chop fingers off when the blade went independent. That's the old school one, much safer! LoL. The round tips are a little duller, outta the box (.019)

I keep my Robert's in my center console, and 5 blades in the reservoir. Always be prepared for the odd eventuality. (It's the start of my 5 Star GTA plan, in the event of hostile military incursion, either domestic or foreign.)
 

kinetic

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see4 needs to let go of the 'I will cut you' line because I think he would shoot where as minne will cut you...and enjoy it. lol
 

curious2garden

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see4 needs to let go of the 'I will cut you' line because I think he would shoot where as minne will cut you...and enjoy it. lol
Yeah and I'd be critiquing minne's job LOL! Damn amateurs.... trying to horn in.... Oh and I grade like an East German judge.
 

minnesmoker

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see4 needs to let go of the 'I will cut you' line because I think he would shoot where as minne will cut you...and enjoy it. lol

He could change that shit up... Maybe "Will get Minne to cut you, and enjoy it!"

Yeah and I'd be critiquing minne's job LOL! Damn amateurs.... trying to horn in.... Oh and I grade like an East German judge.
East German Judge? Guns are for the non-committal. Why not an Ottoman judge? (Now, that right there, that's a judge with a knife!) I'm not tryin' to horn in! I'm trying to keep your profession thriving! I'm the annoying little brother that keeps pulling off your Ken doll heads, you just gotta keep poppin' 'em back on (and you better not snitch to mom again!)
 

cannabineer

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As one of Teutonic heritage, blades for me have always been a backup weapon. Blunt trauma is our gig. Morningstars. 88mm tubes on tracked delivery platforms. Energetic materials that detonate in (and to) a high order.
Though I loves me a good halberd. The original Swiss Army Knife.

 

minnesmoker

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As one of Teutonic heritage, blades for me have always been a backup weapon. Blunt trauma is our gig. Morningstars. 88mm tubes on tracked delivery platforms. Energetic materials that detonate in (and to) a high order.
Though I loves me a good halberd. The original Swiss Army Knife.

Good sir, your shit's broke.
 

curious2garden

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As one of Teutonic heritage, blades for me have always been a backup weapon. Blunt trauma is our gig. Morningstars. 88mm tubes on tracked delivery platforms. Energetic materials that detonate in (and to) a high order.
Though I loves me a good halberd. The original Swiss Army Knife.

See if I were going to carry that I'd have to hook that nose a tad.... You wanna pull them in to ya :) ahhhh pig sticking LOL Oh and Minne let me tell you something... as a mechanic how do you feel when some amateur has disassembled shit for you! Yeah channel that feeling of extreme irritation.
 

cannabineer

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See if I were going to carry that I'd have to hook that nose a tad.... You wanna pull them in to ya :) ahhhh pig sticking LOL Oh and Minne let me tell you something... as a mechanic how do you feel when some amateur has disassembled shit for you! Yeah channel that feeling of extreme irritation.
folding corkscrew attachment with nightstick-style sidegrip(s) ... for torque
 

curious2garden

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.....snip...... I'm the annoying little brother that keeps pulling off your Ken doll heads, you just gotta keep poppin' 'em back on (and you better not snitch to mom again!)
Ken had no genitals... I checked and immediately discarded said doll and went looking for something a little more anatomically correct. Even at that young age you could not fool me! I felt cheated if I didn't get at least the basic equipment list.
 

kinetic

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So I got these lollipops and I wished I liked them more. I slept for nearly 12 hours last night. They put me right to sleep, I want to eat another one but I have plans tonight.
 

curious2garden

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perv.

.....snip......
Penguin of the obvious today are we? hmmmmmm LOL Oh yes and pot meet kettle :)

folding corkscrew attachment with nightstick-style sidegrip(s) ... for torque
Funniest shit I saw was a friend demonstrating his new baton, the pop out style. So one of the guys said hey how do you like your new baton. So dipshit, who was dining on fried chicken, gives a sort of male cursory swipe at his paws with a napkin and says, "Watch this."

LOL we all know how that ends.... baton through drywall LOL! Explain THAT!

So I got these lollipops and I wished I liked them more. I slept for nearly 12 hours last night. They put me right to sleep, I want to eat another one but I have plans tonight.
You sir have a deep and very dark dilemma ahead of you. In a pinch could your wife fireman carry you?
 
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