This is just disgusting or don't do this if you want to get laid

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

i do mine twice a year , wether they need it or not .

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

4, I mean, 4 times a year? Come on. What color are they dead skin grey?

you would know . . most dudes dont sleep in other dudes beds . . .you werent always Mrs Winter Women

 

[Foothills]

So is it or isn't it wrong to seduce women on crusty sheets??? Im getting mixed opinions here thus far. We need to come to a general consensus.

I think it's fine to seduce them on the crusty sheets. Just take them down to the floor for the real action. That way your sheets won't start cracking on ya.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

So is it or isn't it wrong to seduce women on crusty sheets??? Im getting mixed opinions here thus far. We need to come to a general consensus.

Stay crusty, my friend.

 

[Skuxx]

Don't lie ladies. You know the 3+ month build up of man stank gets you wet

 

[gioua]

I still got blood on my sheets from 3 years ago

you became a woman 3 years ago? congrats... on your menstruation..

 

[curious2garden]

Wow this thread is grossing me out. Lol I wash my sheets once a week and make my bed every day... there is nothing better than crawling into a nice clean bed that smells like Downy. Come to think of it, I always make my boyfriend wash his sheets... and I absolutely refuse to stay the night if I see anything questionable on them.. but if it wasn't for me, yeah, 4 times a years sounds about right.

Portable wood's light, and extra batteries. If I return to the dating game I'm carrying one.

So is it or isn't it wrong to seduce women on crusty sheets??? Im getting mixed opinions here thus far. We need to come to a general consensus.

I have a hypothesis that this opinion may break along the gender line.

lol mine are clean I do them every 4 days on my laundry day

OMG that explains so much! No wonder the cat loves you! Cats are pretty picky about cleanliness, dogs not so much LOL.

My mother, the wing nut, not only washed the sheets but starched and ironed them and she changed sheets daily! If I got out of bed in the middle of the night, to pee, she made my bed, more than once! Needless to say I do the sheets weekly and there's no starch. I do the top comforter monthly.

However unlike my mother I have on rare occasion when I got very pissed starched the hubs underwear oh yes and ironed it... you can learn a lot from those steel magnolias (even the bat shit crazy ones).

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Ya but out of those guys how many of them actually sleep in their own bed? Usually the couch or the floor or someone else's bed. So the sheets are clean. Plus I'm sure they lay down some nice clean newspaper for the sexy ladies

 

[xGrimace]

Wow, Ive never thought about this. I do wash my bed spread about every 3 months, but I know ive let it go ALOT longer than that. I dont lay in my bed if Im dirty, usually right after a shower, to go to bed.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

4 times spring, summer, fall and winter Hahahah.

 

[see4]

I wash my sheets 1 every 10 days. 3 times a month.

I have a California King bed, I sleep on one side for a few days, the middle for a few days and the other side for a few days. If I get female ejaculate on my sheets, I will wash. If I get my ejaculate, which hardly happens, I will wash. If I pee my bed, I will let it go until the next wash cycle.

Good day.

 

[gsp#1]

When i was young, like 18 i really could not give two fucks about sheets, couldnt even smell them, but they were bad after a few months. Now im 35 i probably wash them every 2 weeks to a month. When im taking a break from weed i sweat like fuck and wake up so drenched i end up just sleeping on towels.

 

[guy incognito]

Washing my sheets every 3 months?

 

[kinddiesel]

after I done fucking her, they sheets will get dirty, so who cares if they are dirty before you start,

 

[gioua]

I wash my sheets 1 every 10 days. 3 times a month.

I have a California King bed, I sleep on one side for a few days, the middle for a few days and the other side for a few days. If I get female ejaculate on my sheets, I will wash. If I get my ejaculate, which hardly happens, I will wash. If I pee my bed, I will let it go until the next wash cycle.

Good day.

The older I get the more I appreaciate larger font sizes..

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

I wash my sheets 1 every 10 days. 3 times a month.

I have a California King bed, I sleep on one side for a few days, the middle for a few days and the other side for a few days. If I get female ejaculate on my sheets, I will wash. If I get my ejaculate, which hardly happens, I will wash. If I pee my bed, I will let it go until the next wash cycle.

Good day.

we all do some things great and others not so . . . i only shower 4-5 times a week . . .but i wash my bedding at least 1 every ten days . . poor fabric actually gets a lot of use

 

[gioua]

we all do some things great and others not so . . . i only shower 4-5 times a week . . .but i wash my bedding at least 1 every ten days . . poor fabric actually gets a lot of use

I use up the showers your not taking..

 

[CrazyBrennie]

So is it or isn't it wrong to seduce women on crusty sheets??? Im getting mixed opinions here thus far. We need to come to a general consensus.

Not wrong .

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

I use up the showers your not taking..

so it all works, out .. besides i take like hur long showers . . . .i got huge water heater

 

[vacpurge]

every ten days??? god damn you are some dirty motherfuckers if you need to clean the sheets that often!!!!

shower in the morning to wake up.

shower after work (you do have a job, right?) . hang out for 2 hours, and then go to bed. wtf??????? 4 times a year is right.

wanna know something even worse, your pillow!! how often do you replace that? I once heard that after like 2 or 3 years that 25% of your pillows weight is dead skin and other stuff.. now thats gross.