Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Mike Young

Well-Known Member
so im watching bait car, this is the third episode in a row i have seen today and it finally clicked ... how come there are no white suspects? is that racist?
They're in Atlanta, and the bait is a running car with the door wide open. It's not racist if the only people desperate enough to try & take advantage of the situation, happen to be black males. It just is what it is. This show is in it's 5th season, and one of the criminals even mentions that he's seen it on tru tv, lolz!
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
oh great this is my fucking neighbour

removed
LOL As I was jogging through my neighborhood this morning (6 AM), I noticed how many cars were parked on the lawns with new side swipes :) Welcome to the hood. Could be he was smoked up and forgot to pay? That's possible, surely?
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
LOL As I was jogging through my neighborhood this morning (6 AM), I noticed how many cars were parked on the lawns with new side swipes :) Welcome to the hood. Could be he was smoked up and forgot to pay? That's possible, surely?
no but he hangs out with all the bad people of my town, i checked his fb, all the druggies the group of young adults who beat the shit out of old people, someone who murdered someone 2 years ago

welcome to the hood sunni . brb while i go buy a fucking baseball bat
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
sunni, here's the plan:

buy two egg incubators.

go buy two gosling eggs.

hatch the eggs, raise them yourself from gosling.

now you will have two geese who will love you, but attack anyone else that comes near.

this is what i would do.

also, can you pawn this 1987 13'' magnavox for me?
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
well im going to maybe buy a gun later down the road. for now i will buy a baseball bat.

he hangs out with murderers like fuck that either than that i will kill him with kindness so he doesnt wanna kill me. or break in and steal my shit
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
sunni, here's the plan:

buy two egg incubators.

go buy two gosling eggs.

hatch the eggs, raise them yourself from gosling.

now you will have two geese who will love you, but attack anyone else that comes near.

this is what i would do.

also, can you pawn this 1987 13'' magnavox for me?
same with a chihuahua..
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
so 150$ for my pal and test and license than ill go buy a gun, dear lord never thoguht id own a gun but fuck that ima get a taser while im at it and bear mace least i live across from the court house LOL
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
LOL As I was jogging through my neighborhood this morning (6 AM), I noticed how many cars were parked on the lawns with new side swipes :) Welcome to the hood. Could be he was smoked up and forgot to pay? That's possible, surely?
Driving by braille! LoL.

no but he hangs out with all the bad people of my town, i checked his fb, all the druggies the group of young adults who beat the shit out of old people, someone who murdered someone 2 years ago

welcome to the hood sunni . brb while i go buy a fucking baseball bat

Our cars have both been damaged. Neither in the hood. My Buick had it's lock punched out (the ornamental lock on the passenger door, LoL.) that was in a nice suburb, windshield broken, back window shot out. All done in the 'burbs. LoL. We used to leave the top down on hers. Forgot the laptops on the seat. Never touched.

Yeah, I was going to PM you and say run this guy, he sounds like a junkie... That sucks. Get a good kick-guard for your door (or have someone fabricate you a cross-door anchored kick bar.) No need to worry about it, but also, no need to be lax, either. And, as a hood dweller, lemme' give you solid advice: Old house or upper-floor apartment. Don't live downstairs in the hood.
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
Sunni, that's poop! Trust me when I tell you your kindness WILL be perceived as weakness. You need to put your foot down now. Stop answering the door, start saying no to lending things. Better now than later. "I'm not pawning shit for you" is what you say the next time. He needs to get the understanding that you are not his bitch; immediately. It's much better for you if he thinks you're the bitch across the way.

DO get a door brace. One thing I recommend that is very easy and cheap is a good strike plate with 3 inch screws. I put them in my home and when the pros came, they could not get in with a battering ram. Two grown men, four trys, nothing but dented metal door.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Prime-Line-Maximum-Security-Brass-Plated-Deadbolt-Strike-Plate-U-9535/100189229

three inch screws are the secret. They go into the king and jack studs of the door frame instead of the worthless 5/8ths door jamb. Put a few on the inside hinges as well.
 

Someacdude

Active Member
new neighbours are driving me nutssssssssss well the girl is fine, but the guy seems to have a short fuse and got all pissed off and slammed his door after i told him no
he asked me to go pawn off his ps2 and give himt he money and im like no sorry im busy plus i dont want my name and number in the pawn shops or if its stolen that comes back to me.

than hes like well whatever and slammed his door after he left mine.

like whatever he will get over it but still their constantly coming down knocking on my door asking for this and that juice, buckets, vaccum , like who just moved in them or me? lol
You need to call your brother, dad, big best friend and have things explained to him right away.
Sounds like he has issues that need to be addressed.

Sounds to me like he needs his head slammed in a door.

Run him off before theres trouble .
 

Skuxx

Well-Known Member
My neighbors are cool as fuck. One goes by the name methadone joe.... one goes by fish... one goes by face... and another goes by dut dut. and there's some people that don't even speak english, but they do know how to ask for weed and coke. Can't go wrong with neighbors with those names though.
 

Adjorr

Well-Known Member
I've lived in my building for over 3 years, I think I've spoken to my neighbours less then 10 times. Don't even know any of there names.
God I love people who mind there own business :bigjoint:
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
like i said his gf is nice but he scares me a bit, so i will do everything in my power to make sure my shit dont get stolen, im not too paranoid about the grow area, i deff know they wont be complaining about the smell as they probably smoke pot themselves. however i do have like a shit ton of money invested in my computers and gaming area
 
Top